The Random Story Thread

[TVRKing]

decided to have a lttle drag race in their M4d TyT3 H0ndaarhz, before

 

[F1GTR]

trying to beat a Mclaren F1 lm because they had more stickers...

 

[TVRKing]

And as we all know, stickers enhance the VTEC engine by at least 4...

 

[Anakin]

milibhp, so they still stand no chance and.....

 

[TVRKing]

were smoked badly by the Mclaren.

Of course, they didn't care, because......

 

[Schumacher Fan]

The man from the Moon came down and...

 

[unsanctified]

The man from the moon came down and killed Jordan because Duke paid the man from the moon to do so. After he killed Jordan, the man from the moon went to...

 

[Slicks]

Went back to the Moon and stuffed himself (the moon being made of cheese and all). All this cheese made him...

 

[TVRKing]

Projectile vomit in the direction of....

 

[Slicks]

The sun, causing a chain reaction of...

 

[unsanctified]

Heat waves to destroy Earth's population. Now...

 

[Slicks]

To save the earth, we have to create a wall to deflect the heat. For this, we will catapult all the riced out cars in the world into space, effectively...

 

[TVRKing]

Forming a gigantic rice pudding, which

 

[zoxxy]

..an elefant, wearing shiny, wide and purple disco pants from late 70's, starts to...

 

[Cosmic]

dance and the people.....

 

[Slicks]

Reunite, chanting ......

 

[Schumacher Fan]

"Cheese, cheese, cheese"

After all that...

 

[unsanctified]

Cheese they died. Then unsanctified...

 

[Slicks]

Put on a polo shirt, before exclaiming that he was....

 

[McLaren]

Put on a polo shirt, before exclaiming that he was....

a wizard. Afterwards he went to....

 

[unsanctified]

The Polo store. He then bought some Lacoste shirts. As he left the store...

 

[Powripper]

...He was attacked by a mob of Harry Potter fans, who wanted to see his....

 

[Slicks]

polo shirts that he just bought, so he...

 

[standard235]

bought a Pescarola C60 Playstation car and ran over the mob.

 

[Slicks]

Someone in the mob called the cops and they all chased after him, and...

 

[Solid Lifters]

...he spun out of control, crashing into a...

 

[TVRKing]

Pencil, and causing massive damage to..

 

[Slicks]

One of his tires, which caused him to...

 

[ExigeEvan]

runover four innocent....

 

[Slicks]

bunnies. That's right, bunnies. (Possible named Jake???) He stopped and...