The Random Story Thread

[TVRKing]

55 Cadillac, with cream leather and 20's, and....

 

[VT]

a super powerful hamster wheel motor which puts out an amazing ..

 

[TwinTurboJay]

classic 1976 porsche 930 turbo, which was missing all 4 original fusch rims, that caused him to...

 

[TVRKing]

classic 1976 porsche 930 turbo, which was missing all 4 original fusch rims, that caused him to...

Moan uncontrollably, so he went to Mc Blingals, to get...

 

[TwinTurboJay]

a McLiver & Onions with a side of deep fried brussel sprouts, which suprisingly taste like....

 

[skip0110]

the chicken nougats, which came with a special sauce which was actually...

 

[RedWolfRacer]

The molecule in skip0110's avatar. He, too, was confused, and...

 

[skip0110]

...decided to go out and have a ciggy to clear his head, but unfortunatley....

 

[TVRKing]

The ciggy was contaminated with....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

LSD which caused him to see..

 

[Flame-returns]

LSD and....

 

[Ev0]

he suddenly realized the joke behind the Beatles song 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'. So, he began to drive home so he could listen to the song on his CD player.

 

[skip0110]

But since it was skip, who is responsible, and hides his car keys before he does any sort of mind altering substance....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

but then he realized SOMEONE HAD STOLEN THE RIMS OFF OF HIS PORSCHE WHICH IS WHY HE WALKED TO THE RESTAURANT IN THE FIRST PLACE !!! So obviously he had stolen someones car without realizing, so he continued to...

 

[TVRKing]

Walk to the local.....

 

[skip0110]

...corner store becuase he was desperately craving a....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

RedBull and a sleeve of Pizza flavoured pringles...after having that..

 

[skip0110]

...his cell rang, causing a nearby gas pump to explode, and taking him with it. He came to several days later in a....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

grave, covered in dirt, but someone used a twisty straw so he could breath through the ground, instantly he...

 

[TVRKing]

Decided to go to the local computer store and....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

surf dead people porn, being burried inspired him to...

 

[Flame-returns]

become a dedicated necrophiliac but as he was surfing...

 

[TVRKing]

The store manager arrived, and.....

 

[Flame-returns]

decided that he should...

 

[TwinTurboJay]

'join in' the 'abuse...so he whipped out his..........credit card and...

 

[TVRKing]

Orderd a Cantoneese take away for 2, which consisted of......

 

[TwinTurboJay]

peking duck and PANCAKES ! that made him happy so he....

 

[TVRKing]

Went to the local bar, to have a....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

wank, which made the barkeep say....

 

[TVRKing]

That this was a no-wanking area, and that he should go to the 2nd floor to do that.