The Random Story Thread

[TwinTurboJay]

after getting upstairs, he found a 450 lbs....

 

[TVRKing]

Hooker, offering computer courses in return for....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

food stamps, which he promptly...

 

[TVRKing]

Checked in his wallet, and found some money off coupons for.....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Shake N Bake, plus .30 cents off of fruit of the month club...the hooker...

 

[TVRKing]

Was very pleased with this offering, and showed him how to network five PC's together using both a router, and a.....

 

[TwinTurboJay]

peice of Wrigleys double mint chewing gum...with this information he got a job with MI-6 networking spies and government...although it wasn't really dangerous, telling it to chicks at the pub helped him....

 

[Flame-returns]

Make connections (he was gay) and he used these valuable connections to...

 

[TwinTurboJay]

terminate the world leaders and take over the entire planet as Supreme Overlord...

 

[MagpieRacer]

of the sith ready to destroy the jedi and...

 

[TVRKing]

Claim Queen Amidala as his own.

Of course, this gave him the right to.....

 

[VT]

tell Luke Skywalker who his father really is, who then responded with a ..

 

[Revheadnz]

shocked cry, "Richard Simmons is my father?", and then proceeded to tell....

 

[VT]

Queen Amidala that she had gonosyphaherpeclat and she needed to see a doctor immediately. But she decided to ...

 

[F1GTR]

take off all of that white makeup on her face...

 

[zoxxy]

...by rubbing it against a wall.

 

[TVRKing]

Once the make-up had gone, she then proceeded to......

 

[Ev0]

kill that annoying idiot Jar-Jar Binks. So, she went down to ye olde lightsaber shop where she met...

*edit* wow, didn't realise tw*t was considered swearing...

 

[TVRKing]

Obi-two, who was Obi-wans uncles cousins daughters brothers son.

Surprised, she.....

 

[Jondot]

whacked him on the head with the sink plunger from a dalek. Dazed, he ..

 

[TVRKing]

Smacked her over the head with a metal carrot.

 

[Slicks]

C3PO then intervened, saying "Master Luke, Master Luke.... Where are you, Master Luke?"

 

[Flame-returns]

R2D2 then came along and shot C3PO because he was going off topic, and irritating the hell out of the local motorised dustbin...

 

[TwinTurboJay]

while all this was happening, the next planet over, Garlofesen , was being attacked by savage space vikings...

 

[the real 6c]

who asked him "do our hands smell like bologna to you?"

 

[NISMOskyline]

But the vikings didn't listen to his answer, because they were too busy layin' down the phat beats on the ones and twos in their intergalactic recording studio

 

[PS]

But the vikings didn't listen to his answer, because they were too busy layin' down the phat beats on the ones and twos in their intergalactic recording studio

Acting like retards and getting made fun of by all the...

 

[NISMOskyline]

mix-masters in the intergalactic recording studio two doors down the hall. You know, the one near the water cooler. Yeah, that one.

 

[PS]

But since Skylines and silvias are overrated and turntables went out with the 90's along with parachute pants, all the ricers came out and...

(by the way you're not supposed to end it with a period)

 

[Blackbird.]

and said "You're just hater that likes a guy that's whiter then an albino and has a glowing eye" and then...