The Random Story Thread

[TVRKing]

You think to yourself, "all the best ones are taken"

 

[Race Idiot]

so you go and look for britney spears..........

 

[TVRKing]

because at the time:

A: you was plastered,

B: all dogs looks the same after a few pints.

 

[Race Idiot]

Then this guy walks up to you and says "HEY YOU DISSIN BRITNEY SPEARS??" and you say...........

 

[Gil]

Yes, yes I am. But what a lovely Dalmatian *****. she have a name, or sisters?...

 

[Race Idiot]

or is she going out with her cousin.......

 

[TVRKing]

Butch?

 

[GTO_VR4]

Suddenly!

 

[oosacker]

errr...what are we talking about?

 

[Dudebusta]

dunno, start a new one mate.

 

[oosacker]

NEW STORY:Lets not stuff this up again.

One night you go to sleep drunk and then wake up in a strange place you never been before...it look like

 

[Dudebusta]

your best friends, cousins, half sisters, brothers living room. you look around and see

 

[TVRKing]

A grand father clock

 

[Race Idiot]

suddenly the grandfather clock begins to fall towards your crotch and........

 

[TVRKing]

Transforms into an Aeroplane.

 

[whitez]

and flies towards your face..with quick thinking you....

 

[TVRKing]

panic.

 

[whitez]

and fall towards the floor...once you fell the floor collapsed and you fell down towards china where you met....

 

[TVRKing]

A canary,

 

[Ryan2]

The canary was yellow, and it could talk. It said,

 

[TVRKing]

hello, my name is albert.

 

[oosacker]

you say, "wasuup, my names...

 

[TVRKing]

Fred. Fancy a game of Tennis?

 

[oosacker]

the canary said: no, **** off. just then I realised that canaries dont talk english this well in real life therefore I must be...

 

[TVRKing]

drunk. Except this was a magical canary, and....

 

[oosacker]

he was a homosexual canary.

 

[Race Idiot]

Who didnt have toca racedriver so the canary tried to...........

 

[oosacker]

steal a copy from

 

[whitez]

oosaker....but oosaker said.

 

[viperman]

screw off