The Random Story Thread

[Ryan2]

jar of peanut butter and then he used it to..

 

[whitez]

bash a random person in the head until.....

 

[1mic]

a gurl with 3 tits moaned for some action.....

 

[viperman]

then all hell broke loose as a fq was buttrapeing everyone

 

[whitez]

"ok this is getting weird" is what a guy near by said

 

[viperman]

as he was getting buttraped

 

[Dudebusta]

by viperman.

 

[oosacker]

NOTE: lets not go there.
Just then I found myself in a

 

[TVRKing]

Inter-dimensional parallel universe

 

[Race Idiot]

Full of britney spears clones...

 

[TVRKing]

Oh the horror....

 

[whitez]

then one of them said that she wanted to.....

 

[viperman]

**** me aaahhhhhhh!!!!

 

[whitez]

and then i said that i know a good guy who likes it....his name is viper.......

 

[viperman]

then he said Viper maniac wants britnie spears to **** him?

 

[whitez]

then he flew away to a far far country named

 

[RVDNuT374]

Japan where he met Jessica Alba and

 

[whitez]

did a little somtin somtin to her....she later went and

 

[Dudebusta]

took a piss standing up

 

[whitez]

thats when i knew there was going to be

 

[Dudebusta]

a quick escape through the doggy door. a man

 

[whitez]

came running up with a knife and said

 

[Dudebusta]

'i found this sticking out of jlo's arse, want to buy it?'

 

[whitez]

ill give you 5 bucks for it.....then he said

 

[Dudebusta]

'no way buddy' and shoved the knife

 

[whitez]

in his stomach...but some green thing leaked out of his

 

[Gil]

nose.
"Oh, Damn, Me without a

 

[oosacker]

(ahem) penis, therefore I am...

 

[Race Idiot]

a 500 pound woman

 

[oosacker]

..and he died. and I was hit by a meteorite and died also. The end.

NEW STORY: You are a dog. You find yourself in a park, and see an attractive dog of the opposite sex...