The Random Story Thread

[LEBSTA]

and i fell on my back and broke my nose

 

[Dudebusta]

when i got up i kicked the ******** in the nuts, cut off his dick and stuck it on my forehead. when i went outside

 

[TVRKing]

The internet cafe

 

[Dudebusta]

i got blown by a dickheads dog. it smelt like

 

[TVRKing]

Strawberrys

 

[oosacker]

(why do we always go on about dicks? Its not on)

 

[oosacker]

and then suddenly a guy from Mars appeared...

 

[TVRKing]

out of nowere, and asked for some money to buy aviation fuel.

 

[whitez]

the fuel was for sniffing.....

 

[TVRKing]

But it was hard to do, as the Martians nose...

 

[fermy88]

was just a big green blob with no nostrills, so I asked....

 

[TVRKing]

Arnold Swarchanegger...(spelling?)

 

[whitez]

then he said that he wanted to......

 

[TVRKing]

Go to the toilet.

 

[whitez]

and take a big long....

 

[TVRKing]

Swig of his beer

 

[whitez]

and buy another one for this chick named.....

 

[TVRKing]

Betty Rubble

 

[whitez]

who was a prostitue he was seeing behind his wifes back....he walked up to her and said

 

[TVRKing]

Hello. How's you friend Wilma?

 

[whitez]

she asked if he wanted her to coming to this (meeting ) too.....

 

[TVRKing]

She said "I'd love to, but I've got to feed my pet Tarantula"

 

[whitez]

then he said" can i help you feed him with my.......

 

[TVRKing]

Bird food?

 

[whitez]

and then the prostitute said that he needs milk...he looked at her breast and said.....

 

[Dudebusta]

holy crap your tits are massive. he then preceded to

 

[oosacker]

rub them furiously...then

 

[Dudebusta]

she kicked him in the nuts and walked off. he felt bad so he

 

[1X83Z]

Went to Dudebusta and paid him $3.72 for some new nuts.

 

[Dudebusta]

after that he shot a dwarf and stole a