The Red Dwarf Quiz Thread

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Nope - there's a LOT more...

And "Ah, that's better. Maybe now I can win self-determination for the South Moldavian people nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh".
 
Cats "almost extinct laydeez" the SCS Pioneer with both Kochanski and the Captain, a flaming meteorite, radar readout, Pete Tranters sister, Kryten, Channel 27 TV weathergirl (:D) Lister, Professor Mammet, and a vendor.

Almost certain its in that order too.
 
All correct - although the meteorite and radar read out were illusions created by the Psirens, rather than OF the Psirens... :D

Your go!
 
Ordering a chocolate milkshake and a crispy bar (which looks suspiciously like a Toffee Crisp).
 
And why doesn't the autodestruct actually go off?

BOTH reasons...!
 
It was wired up to the warning but not the bomb

"So where is the bomb?"

"we don't have one. Got rid of it ages ago"

"Why didn't you tell us?"

"You didn't ask!!!"
 
Tell me what Rimmer ordered for dinner when he was in Listers body for the first time.

I might actually have to google this myself just to check!!
 
It has been a week so I might as well give the answer to keep the thread alive...

Lightly poached mimmion bladder fish, 4 dozen oysters, ducks feet in abalone sauce, roast suckling pig stuffed with chestnuts and truffles, and mashed potato with a pint of cream and a full pound of butter!

Next question is up for grabs to whoever wants it.
 
Ignoring the episode "Kryten", where everything he says can be taken as being due to derangement, what is the very first lie Kryten tells?

Careful...
 
Yep.

Hudzen - See you in Silicon Heaven.
Kryten - It... doesn't exist.
 
"You only play Wimbledon because you're having it off with that jailbait ball girl"


How many nipples does The Cat have?
 
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