The Yo Mama joke thread

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Your momma's so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

Your momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds

Your momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see purple rain

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Your momma's so fat, she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your momma's so fat, NASA used her, a big plank, and a pivot to launch the space shuttle.
 
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Your momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds

Your momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see purple rain

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Best "dumb" mama jokes so far. 👍
 
Yo momma's so fat she takes up one side of the family.
 
Yo momma's so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
 
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
 
Yo Momma's so stupid, the teacher said "do an essay", so she had sex with the mexican kid next to her.
 
Yo momma so ugly they use her face for monster cookies.

Yo momma smell so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo momma smell so bad Secret deodorant told on her.

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo momma so fat I had to take a taxi to get on her good side.

Yo momma so poor she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo momma so poor I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said "who turned off the heat?"
 
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to KFC, she licks other people's fingers.

Yo Momma so ugly, when she's missing they only put her picture on spoiled milk cartons.

Yo Momma so ugly, when she was a kid, she had to trick-or-treat over the telephone.

Yo Momma so old, to pass history in high school took only two weeks.

Yo Momma so old, she didn't have candles on her birthday cake 'cause fire hadn't been discovered yet.

Yo Momma so hairy, she won first prize at a Chewbacca look-a-like contest she didn't enter!
 
Yo momma stink so bad, she made Right Guard go LEFT.

Yo momma stink so bad, she made the boat on the Old Spice bottle sink.
 
Thanks Swift!

A quick one:

Yo mommas so old her social security number is 1.

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Yo momma stink so bad, she made the boat on the Old Spice bottle sink.
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Yo momma is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked what she was doing and she said 'moving'.

Yo momma stinks so bad she made speed stick slow down.

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma is so nasty, I emailed her and she gave me a virus.
 
Yo Momma's so stupid she said "AHH YA BEAT MEH" before I fired mah lazer.

:sigh:
 
Yo momma's so poor, she shops real estate at the box office.

Yo momma's thighs can split uranium.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rollover minutes than cingular wireless.

Yo momma's so hairy, her address says Endor.

Yo momma's so fat, her car has an Automatic SUBmission.
 
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.

You momma so is old her social security number is 1.

Your momma stinks so bad she made Axe effect turn dull.
 
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

word.
 
Thanks :)
Nice careful selection of the few that you think are funny so that no one can tell you stole them, like me.

And keef, nice adaptation of the work of Carlos Mencia.
 

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