The Yo Mama joke thread

[Tandem]

Yo momma is like a Corvair- riding it is unsafe at any speed and it's prone to roll over.

 

[F2007 PSP]

Yo mama is so fat that, back in highschool, she sat next to everybody in class.
Yo mama is so fat she falls out of bed at two sides.
Yo mama is so fat she has two pay taxes in three different countries!

 

[boiltheocean]

Yo Mama is so fat she's got a joke in this thread.

 

[Boffin]

Yo Mama is so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said "to be continued"

I got nothing.

 

[DK]

Yo Mama is so fat, she causes tsunamis when she swims in the sea.

 

[GTO_VR4]

yo momma so dumb, she installed a peep hole on her sliding glass door.

 

[PureAwesomeness]

Yo Mama so stupid, she went to the cinema and the sign said no under 18s - so she came back with 17 friends.

 

[boiltheocean]

Your Mums so fat On COD she counts as a Triple-Kill.

 

[TsukubaTrueno]

Wow. That was bad.

 

[Omnis]

Your Mums so fat On COD she counts as a Triple-Kill is the riot shield.

Fixed.

 

[Blitz187]

Been a while since Ive used Yo Momma jokes... I think the last time was in Elementary school... but I'll whip out a couple that I remember from back in the day... probably been posted already but oh well...

- Yo Momma so old, she farts dust and squirts powdered milk

- Yo Momma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck

- Yo Momma is so fat when god said, "Let there be light," she moved her fat ass

- Yo Momma is so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in

- Yo Momma is so fat her blood type is gravy

- Yo Momma so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 9 months pregnant

- Yo Momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street kicking a can. I said, "Watcha doin'?" and she said, "Movin'."

- Yo Momma's like railroad tracks... Gets laid all over the country

I knew a lot more, but havent been in a situation lately where I need to use them so cant think of more right now... Enjoy!

 

[lbsf1]

Hope it hasn't been said before.

Your mums so fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought that eastenders was ending.

 

[Alex.]

Your Mums so fat On Halo 3 she counts as a Triple-Kill.

Fixed again

 

[GT5-KY-PD-SONY]

yo mamas so dumb she took a ruler to her bed to measure how long she sleeps

 

[Golfman]

Your momma is so fat that when God was creating Earth he said "Let there be..............move your fat ass outta the way!"