These pirhanas' mean business

[Mike Rotch]

Why you should never dip your finger into the Amazon River...

 

[under18carbon]

Oh my....

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

where the hell did you find that?

 

[Mike Rotch]

I got me some connecies

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I saw a thing on the discovery channel on the Amazon and there was a bird in the water then it just dissapered and there were fethers flying every where. Stupid fish!

 

[Cano]

O_O
oh my god...
now that is fast food.

Cano

no, impressive, really. its bone clean!

 

[ShobThaBob]

There are also these little things in the water than can swim up your urethra and attach themselves to it with spikes. Ouch.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

What the hell kind of animal does that? I'm not going swimming anymore.

 

[ShobThaBob]

I forget, Ill ask my girlfriend the next time I can. Theyre really small, and attracted to the heat...it might only be if you pee in the water.

 

[daan]

yeah, I've heard about them. I think it's in the Amazon somewhere. If you pee in the water, these things swim up and attach themselves inside your ....

 

[ShobThaBob]

Yeah, I knew I wasnt insane. They do exist. Im gonna tell that to my kids if I ever have a pool...or kids...scare them into not peeing in the water.

 

[daan]

Check this

http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/weekly/aa071900a.htm

and I bet you cross your legs while reading it

 

[ShobThaBob]

Ah, exactly what I was thinking of. I have flossed the area in between my nose and mouth before. It was awesome.

 

[xAkirax2004]

What is that? A dog?


But still, really cool.

 

[Darin]

Originally posted by Cano
O_O
oh my god...
now that is fast food.

Cano

no, impressive, really. its bone clean!

Atleast its not wasted.

 

[ShobThaBob]

yeah, what kind of animal is that?

 

[Pupik]

Originally posted by daan
Check this

http://urbanlegends.miningco.com/library/weekly/aa071900a.htm

and I bet you cross your legs while reading it

Yikes.

Luckily, I never plan on swimming in the Amazon River.

 

[ShobThaBob]

Well, even if you did, and happened to pee in it, with those pirhanas around, I dont think you would savor the pain of having a fish swim up your urethra. Youd be engulfed in a frenzy of crazy fish ripping you apart.

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by ShobThaBob
yeah, what kind of animal is that?

It's a sloth.

 

[ShobThaBob]

Its a cute sloth!

 

[daan]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
It's a sloth.

It looks like a lamb to me.

And as far as I'm aware, if you are thrashing about in the water, the piranhas are more likely to be scared of you than eat you. But if you do not move and appear dead, then you soon will be.

 

[ShobThaBob]

It does like kind of like a lamb. Then it looks like it got eaten. Heheheheeh.

 

[hanker]

I would like to see a video of that one.

 

[skylineGTR_guy]

hey what the hell happend to the front legs at the end?