Time machine for sale on E Bay

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Hello? What do you need a Witness knob for? or even a Rubbing plate?

I'd have to say switch Dial 1 to that setting and Dial 2 to that other setting and off to WW2 we go!
 
Bwahahahaha I like this part:
you can travel in space and time either to the future or the past. This is no joke!! Plugs into a normal 110 volt outlet. The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of it's kind in the entire world.

All that, and only $5.99 shipping! What a bargain.
 
Originally posted by ALPHA
Your third eye, whats it on abou?. Otherwise I think its quite funny.

The "Third Eye" is a colloquialism for the Pineal gland, which is located in the center of the brain behind and above the pituitary gland and directly behind the eyes. Alternately, the "Third Eye" is thought to be situated directly underneath the skull on the forehead, between the eyes, and only connected to the Pineal. It's meant to be extremely light-sensitive and energy-sensitive, and, indeed, in some animals is used for detection - much like an eye, either through the visible spectrum, or else infrared.

Overall, the Pineal gland has been largely ignored by science, though it's known to secrete Melatonin - a powerful hormone. Beyond Western science, however, the Pineal and/or Third Eye have been called the brain's spiritual center, and Mankind's connection to all things mystical and temporal.


Check it out. It's actually pretty interesting.
 
Originally posted by Atomic Wedgie
The "Third Eye" is a colloquialism for the Pineal gland, which is located in the center of the brain behind and above the pituitary gland and directly behind the eyes. Alternately, the "Third Eye" is thought to be situated directly underneath the skull on the forehead, between the eyes, and only connected to the Pineal. It's meant to be extremely light-sensitive and energy-sensitive, and, indeed, in some animals is used for detection - much like an eye, either through the visible spectrum, or else infrared.

Overall, the Pineal gland has been largely ignored by science, though it's known to secrete Melatonin - a powerful hormone. Beyond Western science, however, the Pineal and/or Third Eye have been called the brain's spiritual center, and Mankind's connection to all things mystical and temporal.


Check it out. It's actually pretty interesting.

You just owned the thread dude! :lol: I wish I could bid on ebay items. :D
 
Originally posted by 911_Carrera
You just owned the thread dude! :lol: I wish I could bid on ebay items. :D

Personally, I'm holding out for a Time Machine without a minimum bid or reserve price. I'm frankly just not that desperate to kill Hitler.

Anyway, I hear Rubbing Plate technology is five minutes ago.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
Bwahahahaha I like this part:

you can travel in space and time either to the future or the past. This is no joke!! Plugs into a normal 110 volt outlet. The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of it's kind in the entire world.

All that, and only $5.99 shipping! What a bargain.

Good luck funding one of those in 650BC Ancient Greece.
 
Killing Hitler is probably the single worst thing you could do if you were able to go back in time. Well, unless you killed Stalin.

I bet Stalin is pissed that Hitler gets all the credit even though Hitler was second to Stalin when it came to the fine art of genocide.
 
Originally posted by Atomic Wedgie
The "Third Eye" is a colloquialism for the Pineal gland, which is located in the center of the brain behind and above the pituitary gland and directly behind the eyes. Alternately, the "Third Eye" is thought to be situated directly underneath the skull on the forehead, between the eyes, and only connected to the Pineal. It's meant to be extremely light-sensitive and energy-sensitive, and, indeed, in some animals is used for detection - much like an eye, either through the visible spectrum, or else infrared.

Overall, the Pineal gland has been largely ignored by science, though it's known to secrete Melatonin - a powerful hormone. Beyond Western science, however, the Pineal and/or Third Eye have been called the brain's spiritual center, and Mankind's connection to all things mystical and temporal.


Check it out. It's actually pretty interesting.

:eek: I have one, cool! - Thanks for the insight, sounds pretty wack!
 
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