Hmm.
Famine = John Cougar ****-whacka
Clearly something to do with chickens?
Mad tyte y0 = Tree Trunk G
(it did say "Type some gibberish")
Famine as a porn star is:
Slappy Cucumber
And a taxi driver is:
PôPô McGraw
And if anyone wants to refer to me lovingly, then I'm:
Mookie Pee
Apparently. What a crock!