washington state has mad cow

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I just saw it on CNN that washington has 1 case of mad cow. So now it's canada's turn to **** over the states by locking there meat out of our country. Maybe this will teach them to lock our meat out for so long.
 
Fox News has the news conference on now. The stupid women who can't speak clearly states that the human danger is extremely minimal and it is not terror related at all. So why is she talking?! The media is going to blow this out of proportion.
 
Originally posted by Viper Zero
Fox News has the news conference on now. The stupid women who can't speak clearly states that the human danger is extremely minimal and it is not terror related at all. So why is she talking?! The media is going to blow this out of proportion.

I can see it now.

"Hello everyone, this is Fox News,

It has come to our attention that Washington State authorities have discovered something terribly shocking. A local cow was found to have "Mad Cow" disease and is in danger of infecting tens of other nearby cows.

While there is still no official word if the cow has ties with Al-Quaida all the signs seem to be pointing to yes.

(Cut to clip of pres. Bush claiming "We will not be victims of terrorist beef.")

Is this a terrorist plot? is this the work of Bin Laden? who knows?

But one thing is for sure, this will still make one hell of a McDonalds Burger."



Haha, sucks to be them.
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I can see it now.

"Hello everyone, this is Fox News,

It has come to our attention that Washington State authorities have discovered something terribly shocking. A local cow was found to have "Mad Cow" disease and is in danger of infecting tens of other nearby cows.

While there is still no offical word if the cow has ties with Al-Quaida all the signs seem to be pointing to yes.

(Cut to Clip of Pres bush claiming "We will not be victims of terrorist beef.")

Is this a terrorist plot? is this the work of Bin Laden? who knows?

But one thing is for sure, this will still make one hell of a McDonalds Burger."


Haha, sucks to them.

:lol:
 
Rumple:

I was just listening to NPR, and the person talking about this just said that there was apparently no relation to the recent heightened terrorist alert. Seriously.
 
The US is so stupid sometimes, god I love it here, but geesh sometimes they can be so dense. "Terroist Beef"? And besides someone needs to buy Bush the How To Be President for Dummies book so maybe he can learn to be un-insane.:lol:
 
Originally posted by Viper Zero
The media is going to blow this out of proportion.
The media likes to do that. Whene Canada got the Mad Cow (only one cow) the media treated it as if entire ranches were getting wiped out by an "epidemic". Same goes for that sars crap. The Canadian media treated it as if it was the return of the black plague, even though there's a 97% chance of survival.

I hate the media.
 
Can I get some fries with my Mad Cow burger?

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My 92 year-old Grandma has a pair of glasses like yours Monster7.

Cases of Mad Cow Disease have been reported before, here in the US. But something is different about the affects of the US version compared to the UK version, so nobody has really said definitely that it was a US version of Mad Cow Disease. I remember seeing a story about a woman who claimed she had MCD and was suing the beef industry, but I haven't heard anything more about it. The story just disappeared.
 
Originally posted by Monster7
Like mine? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thats not me man. I guess the sarcasm was missed again... :lol:


Oh, I thought that was a pic of yourself trying to act mad. :lol:
 
Originally posted by Silverzone
Thats big news in Texas. we export 15% of the world's cattle and if the disese gets here A lot of people will be affected.
That's not going to happen. It would be like a case of Mad Cow in France spreading to Scandinavia (geographically speaking). But unfortunately since people are very uninformed, the cattle farmers of Texas WILL be hurt by this, even though it's happening about a thousand miles away.
 
Block meat supply off from U.S to Canada, for a couple months, force them to slaughter herds of cows before even thinking of opening the borders back up, and see how they like it.
 
Originally posted by hanker
Block meat supply off from U.S to Canada, for a couple months, force them to slaughter herds of cows before even thinking of opening the borders back up, and see how they like it.
A bunch of counry's have now blocked U.S meat now. But of course canada is going to help them and that pisses me off. They screwed us around when we had our 1 case so i think we should close our boarders to them and not help them at all.
 
Welcome to the British meat market.
We have been plagued for years with mad cows disease, but the last few years it has gone. But France still need a kick up the ass to get them buying our meat again.

First Mad cows, then foot and mouth, what will hit British Farming next.......Osama Bin Laden?
 
HAHAHAH Im so not complaining, I live in aus and my dad has stocks in a meat company if ya noe what i mean and the price has already gone up by 10 percent
 
Originally posted by hanker
Block meat supply off from U.S to Canada, for a couple months, force them to slaughter herds of cows before even thinking of opening the borders back up, and see how they like it.


Well that cow CAME from canada, so you can keep you're cattle. :p
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
I can see it now.

"Hello everyone, this is Fox News,

It has come to our attention that Washington State authorities have discovered something terribly shocking. A local cow was found to have "Mad Cow" disease and is in danger of infecting tens of other nearby cows.

While there is still no official word if the cow has ties with Al-Quaida all the signs seem to be pointing to yes.

(Cut to clip of pres. Bush claiming "We will not be victims of terrorist beef.")

Is this a terrorist plot? is this the work of Bin Laden? who knows?

But one thing is for sure, this will still make one hell of a McDonalds Burger."



Haha, sucks to be them.


hahahahaha yeah! :lol: nice one rumple.
the thing is, im not happy with this. meat rpices will sky-rocket, and we at the restaurant sell tacos, wich are, as you know, meat. hell. :grumpy:

Cano
 
Originally posted by Cano
hahahahaha yeah! :lol: nice one rumple.
the thing is, im not happy with this. meat rpices will sky-rocket, and we at the restaurant sell tacos, wich are, as you know, meat. hell. :grumpy:

Cano

Actually I heard meat prices will fall. :confused:
 
Originally posted by skylineGTR_guy
Well that cow CAME from canada, so you can keep you're cattle. :p
Don't get me started on this they still don't know if it did or not they are just blaming us and i really f'ing hate that
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
Don't get me started on this they still don't know if it did or not they are just blaming us and i really f'ing hate that

I was just joking, I dont really care where it came from, I'm still going to eat beef.

according to CNN:

Investigators have matched the cow's ear tag to a Canadian herd investigators hope to use the stricken cow's DNA samples to confirm their preliminary determination that the animal entered the United States from the Canadian province of Alberta in 2001 with a herd of 81 cows.

anyway the cow was born before the ban on cow feed so who cares.
 
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