You've started this thread, Why?...
Do you have "musical aspirations"?
I know many who can help you achieve them.
Please, NO MORE NONSENSE, BS THREADS. EVEN AS A "JOKE". It's no longer funny.
If you checked the "original" thread you also started, you'd find that there are plenty of answers. Most are even good.
If you must ask, Do the damned races on a friggen skateboard!
1. Don't ask stupid questions, especially if you're not gonna check and see if you got any usable answers.
2. If you're too lazy for that, you should be thankful that breathing is an autonomic function. Otherwise you would need a walkman with a tape that said "Breathe in, Breathe out" or you'd die.