What Grinds your Gears?

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Seems to be a whole lot of Gear Grinding going on lately, most excellent! 👍

My current Gear Grinder, having the in-laws round for the weekend and inexplicably getting horrid gas....leaving the room 10 times an hour is wearing thin, and there is no way I can drop a silent one because they stink something fierce.
 
ryanb98
The French rugby team, and referees.
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Replace "rugby" with "soccer"/"football" and you'll understand how the whole of the Republic of Ireland feels.
 
I assume we're talking about the 'Hand of Frog' which cheated Ireland of a world cup chance.
 
Jai
When you think a spider is crawling on you but it turns out it's a piece of fallen hair.
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The exact OPPOSITE happened to me two weeks ago! I was looking at the forum and felt something on my arm and I thought it was just my nerves, but it persisted, and when I finally looked down there was a little spider there! I jumped up, yelled and brushed it off my arm, and was creeped out for ten minutes afterword. The weird thing is that I've handled a 3 1/2 to 4 inch (I don't know exactly what size it was) captive tarantula before and I didn't have a problem, it was really cool actually.
 
When you feel like mucus is going to drip out of your nose when there really isn't... or when you try to blow your nose, nothing comes out... or if you have no tissue around and you need to sniff it back up, it doesn't happen because your nasal cavities are jammed with icky sticky mucus....

basically I lose either way :grumpy:
 
ParkourVeyron
The exact OPPOSITE happened to me two weeks ago! I was looking at the forum and felt something on my arm and I thought it was just my nerves, but it persisted, and when I finally looked down there was a little spider there! I jumped up, yelled and brushed it off my arm, and was creeped out for ten minutes afterword. The weird thing is that I've handled a 3 1/2 to 4 inch (I don't know exactly what size it was) captive tarantula before and I didn't have a problem, it was really cool actually.
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Whenever I see a spider, I get the can of deodorant and a lighter.
 
Jai
Whenever I see a spider, I get the can of deodorant and a lighter.
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If I were you I'd grab a flamethrower if I ran into one of these:

Notice how the dad scuffles away with the container on his foot. :lol:
 
Pizza Hut just ground my gears.

Now, I'm an avid fan of the Hut and get a take away more than once a week for my lunch time break at work. I usually order the same things every time so the staff have come to know what it want.

Today I went in there, it was a little busy as it's Sunday, and made my order. They will take the money for the order and them give me my receipt. Today this didn't happen so I assumed that they would charge me when they hand over the goods. After waiting for 20 minutes and thinking that it was taking a bit long I asked the girl where my pizza was.

The dozy twonk hadn't even put my order through the till which meant my pizza hadn't even entered the over yet and I was going to hungry for a bit longer. All in all I was there 45 minutes waiting and it's got me seriously p'd off.

I did vent my feelings toward their new staff's service which sent the who restaurant quiet while I gave some verbal.

I have 4 hours of class this afternoon and it's not going to be easy in the mood I'm in. :grumpy:
 
AOS-
When you feel like mucus is going to drip out of your nose when there really isn't... or when you try to blow your nose, nothing comes out... or if you have no tissue around and you need to sniff it back up, it doesn't happen because your nasal cavities are jammed with icky sticky mucus....

basically I lose either way :grumpy:
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Or when you laugh in like class and it shoots out and explodes out of your nose and you have to run to get a tissue or you don't have one. :yuck:
 
Cowboys965
Or when you laugh in like class and it shoots out and explodes out of your nose and you have to run to get a tissue or you don't have one. :yuck:
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Happens to me, too! :crazy: For some reason, not much people notices or says "eww" or something similar.
 
elitedriver123
Happens to me, too! :crazy: For some reason, not much people notices or says "eww" or something similar.
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I cover my mouth real fast and wipe it off with my sleeve or something :sick:

^ @ Jai, Whaaaaaat?
 
Cowboys965
Or when you laugh in like class and it shoots out and explodes out of your nose and you have to run to get a tissue or you don't have one. :yuck:
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Happened to me. I was in a tuition class and all of a sudden I laughed and that thing blows out of my nose! I had no tissue whatsoever, don't want to ruin my BMW T-Shirt so I decided to cover up my nose and go straight to the toilet...
 
InvincibleM5
Happened to me. I was in a tuition class and all of a sudden I laughed and that thing blows out of my nose! I had no tissue whatsoever, don't want to ruin my BMW T-Shirt so I decided to cover up my nose and go straight to the toilet...
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Washing Machine. ;)
 
The words "darn" and "heck". It seriously annoys me whenever someone says, "Oh gosh darn" or "what the heck". You live in 2011, not 1951. The words "damn" and "hell" are not going to result in you being struck by lightning supposedly sent by God.
 
driftking18594
The words "darn" and "heck". It seriously annoys me whenever someone says, "Oh gosh darn" or "what the heck". You live in 2011, not 1951. The words "damn" and "hell" are not going to result in you being struck by lightning supposedly sent by God.
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I think we'll have a bit of problems...
 
Jai
When my cat get's his ginger ass stuck up a tree attempting to catch birds..
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Jai
When the damn cat gets stuck up a tree.
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When a complaint is so trivial that it must be posted twice.

Seriously, Jai. Stop.
 
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