What Grinds your Gears?

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Skython11
I only pee in them, never EVER touch the flusher with the hand, use the shoe. Same with the toilet seat. I DON'T WANT THEIR DISEASES!!!!!
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I do that too. Especially knowing that most people do not flush nor wash their hands. 👎
 
EliteDreamer
I do that too. Especially knowing that most people do not flush nor wash their hands. 👎
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I was in the bathroom Friday, this guy I guess he was a monitor or something, goes "Dude I just saw 2 people walk out of here without washing their hands, and they both took s**ts." to his friend, LOL!
 
EliteDreamer
I do that too. Especially knowing that most people do not flush nor wash their hands. 👎
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:yuck: The public are so foul!

Cowboys965
I was in the bathroom Friday, this guy I guess he was a monitor or something, goes "Dude I just saw 2 people walk out of here without washing their hands, and they both took s**ts." to his friend, LOL!
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:yuck: :yuck: That's really bad!!! But :lol: funny!
 
Cowboys965
I was in the bathroom Friday, this guy I guess he was a monitor or something, goes "Dude I just saw 2 people walk out of here without washing their hands, and they both took s**ts." to his friend, LOL!
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*smells poop in the air* *hears toilet paper being ripped* *doesn't hear running tap*. Doesn't require surveillance to detect that...
 
Skython11
:yuck: The public are so foul!
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Public? I'm not sure how public bathrooms are... I don't really use them... I was talking about at school.

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Wanna read something nasty? It was quite the gear grinder back at that time. 3 years ago back int he 8th grade I believe, someone had decided to smear their 🤬 on the mirror. It smelled, anyone who walking in could see it, and it was there for a week or more. It was terrible. :grumpy:
 
When you're trying to play online with a few friends and you either can't connect to the lobby servers or it kicks you out when you can. Just wasted an hour of my Saturday night trying to get this 🤬 working and it just won't.

Yo, PD, people like the play online on a Saturday night. Fix your 🤬 servers you imbeciles!!
 
EliteDreamer
Public? I'm not sure how public bathrooms are... I don't really use them... I was talking about at school.

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Wanna read something nasty? It was quite the gear grinder back at that time. 3 years ago back int he 8th grade I believe, someone had decided to smear their 🤬 on the mirror. It smelled, anyone who walking in could see it, and it was there for a week or more. It was terrible. :grumpy:
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Eeeewwww! Some kids at my school did that 2 years ago. They wrote the name of their 'gang' in their own 🤬 on the bathroom walls. :yuck: They got expelled for something unrelated 1 year later.
 
Cowboys965
I was in the bathroom Friday, this guy I guess he was a monitor or something, goes "Dude I just saw 2 people walk out of here without washing their hands, and they both took s**ts." to his friend, LOL!
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Think that's bad? In elementary school a kid took his... Waste... Out of the toilet and wrote know the wall with it. EW
 
Lol no I got two funny stories. In grade 6 or something this kid had to take a **** but didn't know how to whipe his own ass and ask the female teacher what to do. She talked to him for a bit and he's like I can't hold it the whole day and this kid walks by and is like no problem man I'll handle it and they both go off to the bathroom. Lolol to this day I wonder wtf I'll handle it meant. Did he let the kid **** than whip his ass, did he teach the kid some tricks so he could do it himself, did he call someone to do it? Who knows so many possibilities.

Another story was this dude in high school is leaning on his chair for like an hour during presentation that were going on. The guy was leaning pretty far and rocking a bit than finally the chair slides out and he drops to the ground hard right on his ass. The kid during someone's presentation screams out "**** my ass!" and gets up to walk around than goes to the front of the class and slams his hands on the tv that was gonna be used to show a clip or something and is just making all these pain sounds threw out. Everybody is just staring at this dude since he made such a big deal and the teacher is like omg are you ok. The kids like Na my ass hurts so much. She tells him to go to the bathroom to make sure it's ok since he seemed to be in a lot of pain. Than the teach points to one of my friends and says go with him and see if it's ok. Ahha I laughed so hard when I looked at my friends face after being told to go make sure this kids ass is ok. Like what's he's really supposed to do. They both went off but my friend said he just waited outside the bathroom for the guy and didn't do anything. Was still funny tho.
 
I leave this thread for 9 hours to have some sleep and it descends into horrible talk. :ouch::sick:
 
How does a kid get into Grade 6 & not know how to wipe his own rear? :odd: Aren't kids in the 10-12 age range by then?
 
McLaren
How does a kid get into Grade 6 & not know how to wipe his own rear? :odd: Aren't kids in the 10-12 age range by then?
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Well if I look at some of the intelligence levels of people I know (at 13-14) it doesn't surprise me.
 
I don't remember the exact year may have been a couple years before but I thought it was strange too especially since this kid was a real smart kid.
 
oooooooookay.

I think that's enough toilet/poop talk for now. As amusing as it is we have strayed off topic somewhat.

My Gear Grinder for today, Forgetting I needed to be clean shaven for today (face, you pervs :sly:) and forgetting to do it last night, which now means I have to do it this morning and probably end up with razor burn :grumpy:
 
EliteDreamer
I do that too. Especially knowing that most people do not flush nor wash their hands. 👎
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There's an excuse for that in my school: there's disinfectant dispensers outside the bathrooms, and the hand dryers are crap.
 
Ok I got one. I was at the gym one time and did and insane workout. I think it was chest and triceps. Came home and was extremely tired and was going to wash my hands than eat. The tricep is the muscle on the back of your arm between the shoulder and elbow and is used for straightening the elbow to bend straight. I go to push down on the soap dispenser and literally couldn't do it lol. My triceps were too burned out I couldn't even push down on a tiny little soap thing. I tried again but not much soap came out. I had to rest my entire arm on top of it and push down with my whole body to get some soap.
 
My rowing coach. It was too foggy to go out on the water, so he made us do 1000 lunges. I think my legs may not work tomorrow.
 
My Spanish teacher. I turned in my test and realized I forgot a section. So I got right back up and she wouldn't let me have it back. I got 10 points off the easiest section!
 
Vinyl records. I have tons from my dad, Made in Japan, Back in Black, every Rush album, but it sucks having to turn them over all the time while I'm racing online, but I can't resist to not listen, it's great driving music like REO Speedwagon and stuff. Life is so hard.
 
rb26x
Vinyl records. I have tons from my dad, Made in Japan, Back in Black, every Rush album, but it sucks having to turn them over all the time while I'm racing online, but I can't resist to not listen, it's great driving music like REO Speedwagon and stuff. Life is so hard.
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That's sweet that you're into vinyl as well. Sounds like you have an amazing collection! :drool: My collection is only a small one, but hey, turning it over is well worth the effort! 👍
 
^ Shem will pull his hair out when he sees this.....and he has a point, a rant needs more detail.

Otherwise people including myself won't really be able to understand/comment on your words.
 
madmike1986
^ Shem will pull his hair out when he sees this.....and he has a point, a rant needs more detail.

Otherwise people including myself won't really be able to understand/comment on your words.
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It doesnt matter. He's 9 hours ahead of GMT, so he will probably be asleep now.
 
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