Sounds like mine. My body is 20 years older than my actual age, I'm sure of it.
I have bones that crack in my fingers, neck, knees, toes and everywhere else that moves.
My spine is crooked, so my cycling is the only thing keeping me from being a hunchback.
Need a cartilage replacement in my knees.
I haven't eaten properly for the last few weeks and look like Skeletor.
My brain is......well, just f'd.
There's blood in my alcohol stream.
My lungs must be black. My liver fatty.
I'm a walking example of self destruction. That's what grinds my bones....er, gears.