What Grinds your Gears?

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Jai
Someone threw a egg and a condom at my window last night..
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Damn. That person must have been drinking lethal amounts of Stella.
 
Surely taking pictures of condoms and posting them here would violate the AUP?
 
nick09
That's in euros not USD.
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That makes it about 120 NZ! I get about that a year, from my birthday and Christmas. Luckily I got $100 earlier this year for de-nailing about a hundred or two hundred pieces of wood; and $80 for working 8 hours for my dad. (Almost minimum wage ;)) PS: When I say these numbers, I mean...

$80NZ = $62USD
$100NZ = $77USD

What grinds my gears? The difficulty of finding mods for Richard Burns Rally. I want a few cars, nothing more. But no, I can't find anything.
 
VANDENAL
Aha. About the allowance, I get 4 dollars a week. Max. And about the temperature, 20 degrees celsius is good for me.
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4 x 52 weeks a year is $208 a year. That's $262.60 NZ! And you say you don't get anything. ;)

Or do you have to pay for lunch everyday or something.
 
I don't get 4 every week. I'm lucky to get 4 twice a month at best. So cut that number in half. With that I get like 2 pops at bowling on Sundays. So in reality, it is isn't much. But you didn't know that, but you do now. :)
 
You know what grinds my gears? Spiders. They are born from the rectum of Satan himself. They have nothing but bad intentions. If you don't kill them they will come back and find you. The only satisfying thing about spiders is the crunching sound they make when you smash them under your shoe.

That said I'm afraid to go out to my back porch. Every morning there's a giant spider that hangs in front of the glass waiting for its prey. Either that or it's taunting me. I'd be inclined to say the latter. I'd say from front to back its fully extended legspan is about 7 inches. I have no idea what it is and I have no intention to find out. It usually goes away around 9 in the morning but I have no idea where it goes. I'm afraid it will jump on me if I open the door and go outside.

Fear the spider. :(
 
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Jai
Spiders

Damn cocky, having 8 legs an all..

Creepy, worthless, nasty, retarded hairy 10 eyed creatures.. Don't try entering a broken tramp room as they all gang together sticking on the ceiling, the worst are those pencil legged Daddy Long Legs Spiders I see all through the pathetic month of October, happy 🤬 Halloween..

Pervert bathroom spiders, getting a glance through the bath plughole then escaping through for the whole view, scaring the crap out of you until you fall out of the shower and end up with your noggin in the toilet.. Then you get those fat House Spiders.. You'd get more sugar if you camped outside and not in my bedroom..

Good thing I have a cat..
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BuddhaRock
Fear the spider. :(
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7 inches? :eek: Can I get some pictures of the beast?

Also, don't take this as an insult, but spiders like to hang around dirty areas. Whether it's out in the open or somewhere in a corner. If it's dirty, you got 'em. They stay away clean areas for whatever reason.
 
EliteDreamer
7 inches? :eek: Can I get some pictures of the beast?

Also, don't take this as an insult, but spiders like to hang around dirty areas. Whether it's out in the open or somewhere in a corner. If it's dirty, you got 'em. They stay away clean areas for whatever reason.
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No pictures! I'm too afraid to take a picture of the damn thing even from inside. It'll probably wink at me with all of its left eyes while I'm taking the picture. The nerve. Grr.

Anyway. It's an outside spider. It lives in the overhang of the porch, I think. It's all wooden up there. Not much I can do about it. I don't keep anything up there. I could spray but again, I'm afraid I'll agitate it and get jumped on. :(
 
BuddhaRock
No pictures! I'm too afraid to take a picture of the damn thing even from inside. It'll probably wink at me with all of its left eyes while I'm taking the picture. The nerve. Grr.
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Please? :( Could you at least look up the kind of spider it is and supply me with a link? :)
 
BuddhaRock
Veyron is a spider supporter! He can't be my friend anymore. :(
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I'm just saying that Mr. Flamethrower (Jai) may just stop posting one day, coincidentally the same day he saw a tarantula. :sly:

Anyway Buddha, what would you do if you saw one of these?
 
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