What Grinds your Gears?

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Unless I know otherwise, I assume everyone here is 9 years old as that's how most of them act, hence the girlfriend comment. :p
 
Spiders

Damn cocky, having 8 legs an all..

Creepy, worthless, nasty, retarded hairy 10 eyed creatures.. Don't try entering a broken tramp room as they all gang together sticking on the ceiling, the worst are those pencil legged Daddy Long Legs Spiders I see all through the pathetic month of October, happy 🤬 Halloween..

Pervert bathroom spiders, getting a glance through the bath plughole then escaping through for the whole view, scaring the crap out of you until you fall out of the shower and end up with your noggin in the toilet.. Then you get those fat House Spiders.. You'd get more sugar if you camped outside and not in my bedroom..

Good thing I have a cat..
 
TB
Unless I know otherwise, I assume everyone here is 9 years old as that's how most of them act, hence the girlfriend comment. :p
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So that includes you? Don't you have a son who's 7? :lol:
 
poolhaas
That's what I said when I was learning to drive. 6 years later you'll be doing the same.
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I'm not gonna own a german saloon in my lifetime (Y).

Pug 106 - Caterham - Civic EP3 - Subarau WRX - Ferrari (if my career goes as planned).
 
What grinds my gears? The fact that many people think they 'know' that under my nice personality, there is a scheming, manipulative, heartless jerk. They are wrong. *Waits for someone to dig up old posts of mine proving me wrong...
 
Ithought everyone was a scheming, manipulative, heartless jerk on the inside.... even if it's just a little.
 
VANDENAL
What grinds my gears? The fact that many people think they 'know' that under my nice personality, there is a scheming, manipulative, heartless jerk.
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Scheming, manipulative, heartless jerk? Sounds like Gendo Ikari to me...
 
The fact a lot kids and teens think that Rap/Hip-hop/R&B is the only music in the world and have no idea about other music and music legends. If the music talks about getting hoes and smoking Mary J, they will listen to it.
 
...Knowing that you own a $105 dollar Lego kit from 1996 and not having all of the bits there to complete it. That's what I'm doing now.


Lego listings: 6335.
 
Went to school today and found out that it was a holiday :banghead:

Friends not informing me about such relatively unforetold, unplanned, and holidays which are not on the school calender grind my gears :grumpy:
 
CrashBandicoot
The fact a lot kids and teens think that Rap/Hip-hop/R&B is the only music in the world and have no idea about other music and music legends. If the music talks about getting hoes and smoking Mary J, they will listen to it.
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I feel the same way, and I'm a teen.
 
AOS-
That sucks the most if you require public transportation to get there..
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There's no proper public transport to the school, as the bus routes don't go all the way to the school.

Worst part is that my dad was away at that time, so I had to walk that 700m from my house to the school. While it might not seem like much, the 30+ degree heat, sun-glare straight into your eyes at 6:50am, prospects of getting late so having to walk really fast, and the fact that I was completely soaked by the time I got there grinds my gears even more :ouch:
 
madmike1986
I sold my bike today, and the lady that brought it is picking it up tommorow.
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GRAMMAR NAZI ALERT!​

A common mistake I need to point out as it drives me crazy; brought is the past tense of bring. The word you're looking for is bought, the pass tense of buy. ;)


zedextreme8177
Went to school today and found out that it was a holiday :banghead:
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Am I allowed to :lol: at that? It is rather funny.
 
shem
Am I allowed to :lol: at that? It is rather funny.
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There are people at my office...seriously, they come into work, leave 10 hours later and notice that they weren't supposed to be there that day. :banghead:
 
Mr. S
There are people at my office...seriously, they come into work, leave 10 hours later and notice that they weren't supposed to be there that day. :banghead:
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I go into work on my days off sometimes just to avoid sitting in the pub. How sad is that! :(
 
How all the kids that wear hats keep the brim flat and leave the sticker on. How is a flat brim going to keep the sun out of your eyes? And are you trying to make it look new by keeping the sticker on?
 
shem
I go into work on my days off sometimes just to avoid sitting in the pub. How sad is that! :(
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I tend to surf wikipedia then. Looking up an interesting article and keep going from there...that led from Michael Schumacher to Ferrari, Formula 1, FOM, Bernie E. and finally ended with the article regarding the KZ Dachau, thanks to Mr. E's right-wing connections. :crazy:
 
My girlfriend... We went to the local zoo yesterday. BAD idea. Crawling with families with little kids which, of course, caused a debate how she loves children and how I can't see myself becoming a father for years to come. I mean, we haven't even been together for two months and she's bothering me with that kind of crap already.

This is totally messed up!
 
Depends on your country of residence. In the UK we'd use 'learnt' and in the US they use 'learned'. Sorry about being a Nazi, all I want is world peace literacy. :)
 
D'you know what grinds my gears? When you have to select a language, and they have a US flag next to 'English'. It's English, not American!
 
I am finally off the hook. The top three posters in this thread is now

VANDENAL - 248
Jai - 144
Shem - 141

I used to be second, and now I'm out of the top three! :)
 
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