What Grinds your Gears?

[Caz]

I thought we couldnt jump?

My PES 2011 teammates grind my gears. They lose the ball almost on purpose.

White people problems.

 

[Crumpet]

@White People Problems.

 

[itsbenjibrand]

My PES 2011 teammates grind my gears. They lose the ball almost on purpose.





White people problems.

What's that supposed to mean???

I play Madden NFL 12 and my pass defense sucks. My cornerbacks are wicked fast, but they have no brains. Hmm... am I supposed to cover this guy? Maybe I'll let him go 30 yards upfield before I start running. .

Maybe they'll play better if I bribe them with KFC chicken... and grape drink

 

[AOS-]

People who can't keep their hands to themselves...

 

[Crumpet]

What's that supposed to mean???

Football is essentially dancing around a field kicking a sphere into a net.. Playing by overpaid meatheads..

So, what he is saying is, white people can't dance.

 

[Alex p.]

@White People Problems.

Well, he's right though.

People, who complain about typical white people problems grind my gear, definately.

*Oh teh noes I can't have teh newest cellphone, life is so evil to me!*

 

[itsbenjibrand]

Well, he's right though.

People, who complain about typical white people problems grind my gear, definately.

*Oh teh noes I can't have teh newest cellphone, life is so evil to me!*

I hate how my facebook wall gets spammed with things like "I have to get my iPhone fixed, my lifes so terrible, I'm gonna jump off a bridge..."

GROW UP PEOPLE.

 

[Crumpet]

I hate Facebook.. And modern young people..

 

[itsbenjibrand]

I hate Facebook.. And modern young people..

So you clearly hate me then .

No problems.

I am really tired, and I have a big time gear grinder:

In accounting class I have 98.6%, which is good. But my rival keeps getting 1 mark better then me on tests, so is mark is 99.6%. I want to beat him!

 

[MarinaDiamandis]

I hate Facebook.. And modern young people..

People who make sweeping generalisations

When you stop to help someone who is struggling to change a flat tyre by the roadside, only to be rudely told that they don't need your help because their husband/mate/dad/the roadside assistance guy/superman is on their way.

I know it shouldn't, but it makes me doubt whether I should stop to offer help to anyone anymore.

 

[Azure Flare]

Do you know what Grinds my Gears?

When people call this...

A Skyline! Its not called that anymore!

And while I'm at it.

It's pronounced "Guy-are-doh" not "Guh-lard-oh".

 

[Ibonibo]

I hate Facebook.. And modern young people..

+1e20005663e9

I hate what males have become in our society->kitten (the other world is not accepted here even though it is just a name for cats), smelling like candy, dandy hair, fake tan,....
Even here where Jersey Shore is not even broadcast, it's definitly becoming a ternd. Arrrg I hate it. (even worse I am half italian myself and still don't understand it)

I hate Apple, hipsters, drunk girls, slow cars, people whom can't drive, the smell of old people, smartasses who think they know everything better and are better, hypocrits, I hate seeing males actors in pron, I hate how every nerd shots down franchises they love because they didn't put his idea in, people complaining about the weather, Fox news, Sarah palin, Teaparty, China gov., Electric cars, clients moaning early at the morning....

I can go on....

 

[Crumpet]

So you clearly hate me then .

Don't worry, I like you, I like you a lot

 

[Alex p.]

I hate how my facebook wall gets spammed with things like "I have to get my iPhone fixed, my lifes so terrible, I'm gonna jump off a bridge..."

GROW UP PEOPLE.

Well 'dis.

 

[GT4me]

how people in australia call football soccer. it really gets on my nerves

 

[C-ZETA]

how people in australia call football soccer. it really gets on my nerves

Thing is, they have this.

 

[GT4me]

yeah i know they have that I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!

 

[Alex p.]

how people in australia call football soccer. it really gets on my nerves

It's America's fault...again .

Seriously why do they have to call their "run for an egg-shaped ball with lots of smelly, sweaty manly contact game"-"football".

Now the rest of the world has to obey, and call actual football "soccer".

 

[uMadson?]

Do you know what Grinds my Gears?

When people call this...
*Nissan GT-R R35*
A Skyline! Its not called that anymore!

And while I'm at it.
*Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 Valentino Balboni*
It's pronounced "Guy-are-doh" not "Guh-lard-oh".

I agree on the GT-R bit.

But I pronounce it as "Guh-lyar-doh".

 

[itsbenjibrand]

Do you know what Grinds my Gears?

When people call this...

A Skyline! Its not called that anymore!

Well technically it is an R35, the next gen Skyline (Theoretically), though not by name. Sorry dude.

Well 'dis.

Me of all people saying that eh? .

Don't worry, I like you, I like you a lot

, now I'm creeped.

Seriously why do they have to call their "run for an egg-shaped ball with lots of smelly, sweaty manly contact game"-"football".

The ball touches the punter's foot when it is punted, the ball touches the kicker's foot when it is kicked.

Now the rest of the world has to obey, and call actual football "soccer".

No, its because America will send all their obese people over to the other countries and sit on those who call soccer "football", resulting in the victim then being suffocated by the US's idiocy.

 

[GT4me]

It's America's fault...again .

Seriously why do they have to call their "run for an egg-shaped ball with lots of smelly, sweaty manly contact game"-"football".

Now the rest of the world has to obey, and call actual football "soccer".

I could not agree anymore +1 football (real football) is the best sport in the world.

 

[itsbenjibrand]

I could not agree anymore +1 football (real football) is the best sport in the world.

That's ignorant. That's worse then having the USA (With there Huge deficit) telling Greece how to run their economy.

Hmm... definitely not the best game in the world. FIFA is one of the most, if not the most, corrupt sporting federations in the world.

Beautiful game? Yes. Best sport? Not even close.

American football: correction, real football. Is the best sport. Lets see, soccer is full of divers, fakers, scandals, more fakers (ooh I hurt my ribs! No card? Oh I'll just get up and be fine). Yes Football has this too (New York Giants), but in reality, football features brutal hitting, precision passing, people putting their career on the line in every game (Concussions are inevitable). Football is violent, aggresive, fun. Soccer is wimpy, conservative, and boring. Golf is more entertaining. Unless its Arsenal against some tier-2 team, your not going to see much scoring.

 

[W3H5]

What Grinds your Gears?

Threads like this

Get out now, while you still can. Non-complaintist person.

People who can't keep their hands to themselves...

Sorry about that.

I hate Apple, hipsters, drunk girls, slow cars, people whom can't drive, the smell of old people, smartasses who think they know everything better and are better, hypocrits, I hate seeing males actors in pron, I hate how every nerd shots down franchises they love because they didn't put his idea in, people complaining about the weather, Fox news, Sarah palin, Teaparty, China gov., Electric cars, clients moaning early at the morning....

I can go on....

Are you looking to get me locked out?

 

[GT4me]

about the punter and kicker touching the ball with the foot well thats the only time the fott hits the ball. so 2 examples doesn't make it football. ok i did go over the with saying best sport but your game is fake football it shouldn't even be called football.

 

[W3H5]

^ Can you explain that in English please?

 

[itsbenjibrand]

about the punter and kicker touching the ball with the foot well thats the only time the fott hits the ball. so 2 examples doesn't make it football. ok i did go over the with saying best sport but your game is fake football it shouldn't even be called football.

Mhmm... consider it that in (American) football everyone's a goalie. Justifies everyone using their hands. There.

No point in arguing with people who can't touch a shift key .

 

[Alex p.]

about the punter and kicker touching the ball with the foot well thats the only time the fott hits the ball. so 2 examples doesn't make it football. ok i did go over the with saying best sport but your game is fake football it shouldn't even be called football.

This.

Mhmm... consider it that in (American) football everyone's a goalie. Justifies everyone using their hands. There.

Dude...no hard feelings. I was trying to be funny, stereotypes are funny. Sometimes people are too sensitive and I had my valid points.

Also, why do you, as a Canadian, defend America? Isn't America always making fun of you, in like, every series there is (like How I met your mother)?

 

[itsbenjibrand]

This.

Hmm... It must've been awkward for you guys to see NFL Europe...

Lets see the definition for soccer here:

Soc·cer
noun /ˈsäkər/ 

A game played by two teams of eleven players with a round ball that may not be touched with the hands or arms during play except by the goalkeepers. The object of the game is to score goals by kicking or heading the ball into the opponents' goal.

Lets see the definition for football here:

foot·ball
noun /ˈfo͝otˌbôl/ 
footballs, plural

1. A form of team game played in North America with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron

Seems the word football is used more often by people to represent American football then it is to represent soccer.

Oh and lets see here, we call it football in North America here because... Wait for it!

What soccer is referred to as, in other countries. In the U.S., the popular sport that evolved out of soccer and rugby.

No different then Australians calling "Aussie Rules" football.

 

[Alex p.]

Hmm... It must've been awkward for you guys to see NFL Europe...

Lets see the definition for soccer here:



Lets see the definition for football here:


Seems the word football is used more often by people to represent American football then it is to represent soccer.

Oh and lets see here, we call it football in North America here because... Wait for it!

Well, as I said, the world simply adopts to America.

 

[itsbenjibrand]

Well, as I said, the world simply adopts to America.

Hmm... you might want to read my whole post before you reply...

Why don't we criticize Australia for Aussie Rules football while were at it...