What Grinds your Gears?

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Anyone can pee on the floor, but Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling. :sly:
 
Chuck Norris can play Through the Fire and Flames with only a triangle :D
 
Chuck Norris takes sleeping pills in the morning and drinks coffee at night xD
 
You know what grinds my gears? Chuck Norris jokes.
 
Who the hell is Chuck Norris?
 
Jai
Who the hell is Chuck Norris?
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I guess he was some actor in movies or something that everyone puts on a high pedestal. I don't see what's so special.
 
BubbleBelly542
You know what grinds my gears? Chuck Norris jokes.
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My apologies. We got carried away. Anyways, Jersey Shore Grinds my gears. It's pointless. They better send Snookie back to the Willy Wonka Factory.
 
BubbleBelly542
I guess he was some actor in movies or something that everyone puts on a high pedestal. I don't see what's so special.
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Chuck Norris has hypermasculinity, which is a emphasis on masculine characteristics.

And sorry about that too Bubblebelly.
 
He sounds like the type of guy who likes to park a van around the back of a Nursery School..

No, I have no idea where that came from either.
 
elitedriver123
Chuck Norris has hypermasculinity, which is a emphasis on masculine characteristics.

And sorry about that too Bubblebelly.
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No it's fine I just don't find him all that interesting.
 
What about Chuck Testa? :lol:

And Jersey Shore is just odd.
 
Anyone can Roast Beef but only Chuck Norris can Pea Soup

:sly:
Reality TV Grinds my Gears,
I really don't care how drunk an orange person got at a party :crazy:
 
axletramp
You never know, you might meet the love of your life... :D

...in bowling shoes. :irked:

:strike:
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My parents met in a bowling league... :lol:
 
Having the Oprah remix song on the GTP News Page for the free Red Bulls stuck in my head all day. "Everybody gets a car!" :grumpy:
 
Cowboys965
Having the Oprah remix song on the GTP News Page for the free Red Bulls stuck in my head all day. "Everybody gets a car!" :grumpy:
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Lol, I saw that :lol:

And what's grinding my gears right now -- and has been for weeks -- is friendship loss..
 
What grinds my gears? People that keep calling Dubstep to Industrial and Techno...
 
What's Dubstep? Being ignorant too lazy hungover to Wiki grinds my gears.
 
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Daniel
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It's not all like that. God, you are so ignorant.

Some of it is like this! :dopey:

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*Insert high pitched female voice who cannot really sing*

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They use to make fun of rave and techno genre like that.
 
Daniel
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I actually laughed haha.
 
Daniel
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TeamLotusGT5
It's not all like that. God, you are so ignorant.

Some of it is like this! :dopey:

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*Insert high pitched female voice who cannot really sing*

WUUUUUBBBBB WUUUB WUB WUUUUBBB
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I laughed pretty hard at these :lol:

I even tried to make the sound of it!
 
TeamLotusGT5
It's not all like that. God, you are so ignorant.

Some of it is like this! :dopey:

Wubwubwubwubwub... Boooommm.... Wubwubwubwub... wuuuuubbbb wubwubwubwub... Booommmm... Wuuuu wuuu wuuu wuub wuuub wuub wuub

*Insert high pitched female voice who cannot really sing*

WUUUUUBBBBB WUUUB WUB WUUUUBBB
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It doesn't get any more accurate than that. Great representation. :lol:
 
Back in my times, music was made with INSTRUMENTS! Not some "wubwub" crap. THAT grinds my gears.
 
orimarc
Back in my times, music was made with INSTRUMENTS! Not some "wubwub" crap. THAT grinds my gears.
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And Autotune. Before you had to have singing talent. Now just sing into a microphone, and a computer fixes you voice.
 
CrashBandicoot
And Autotune. Before you had to have singing talent. Now just sing into a microphone, and a computer fixes you voice.
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Keeping on music topic and grinding gears...

Black Eyed Peas.

I mean, come on? You repeat the same sentence a thousand times over, your lyrics mean 🤬 all, yet you make millions. Your music couldn't even inspire a hamster.

That's not music, that's just noise. Same goes for all the rest of the garbage in the music industry.
 
TeamLotusGT5
Keeping on music topic and grinding gears...

Black Eyed Peas.

I mean, come on? You repeat the same sentence a thousand times over, your lyrics mean 🤬 all, yet you make millions. Your music couldn't even inspire a hamster.

That's not music, that's just noise. Same goes for all the rest of the garbage in the music industry.
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Adding on to that, The Black Eyed Peas also sample way too much and don't give credit.
 
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