What Grinds your Gears?

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ParkourVeyron aka shem
I'd be surprised if anyone noticed my posts. They're mostly nonsense which confuses me when I reread it.

Remember, just because there is no response to your posts doesn't mean people aren't reading them.
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They notice it because it is funny nonsense. :lol:

shem aka ParkourVeyron
Like my thread I just started, though I doubt anybody's actually seen it. You seen it Shem?
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What thread? Where?

See what I did thaaar with the usernames. ;)
 
shem
I'd be surprised if anyone noticed my posts. They're mostly nonsense which confuses me when I reread it.

Remember, just because there is no response to your posts doesn't mean people aren't reading them.
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Isn't that usually from the drunk posting?
 
That's exactly why my posts are nonsense or about zombies. I'm usually online when I get back from the bar and end up sitting until 4am posting in a completely drunken state. Let the good times roll!
 
shem I think you and a few others are putting me off drinking when I reaches the correct age. Sound rubbish.
 
It's not. Hangovers are rubbish. Drinking is an enjoyable sport.

My advise is start out easy, few beers on a Friday and progress through the years until your well and truly immune to anything less than 50%+.
 
shem
It's not. Hangovers are rubbish. Drinking is an enjoyable sport.

My advise is start out easy, few beers on a Friday and progress through the years until your well and truly immune to anything less than 50%+.
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I believe you. Though if you're drunk now, you might not be saying the right thing. :lol:
 
I'm still at school so I'm not drunk. Anything after GMT 5am may be considered a post devised and powered by Shangchen beer.
 
shem
I'm still at school so I'm not drunk. Anything after GMT 5am may be considered a post devised and powered by Shangchen beer.
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It's Sunday? :odd:
 
I work for a private education company. It's posh, wealthy parents that send their kids for extra English classes as it's important for a job here.

I mostly produce educational materials for all of our branches during the week, that's my main job as a production engineer, but the weekends are when I test the stuff I've produced on real kids aka my students.
 
FOR 🤬 SAKE!!!!

In 2010 about February I lost a song which was my best at the time because the computer crashed. I got pissed off.
About January 2011, I lost half a years worth of music writing due to my laptop bluescreening!
December 2011! I lose another quarter of a year or more of lyrics! They're getting closer together and it's really pissing me off!!! I work hard to write this music so the computer has a 🤬 hissy and deletes them all! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: And it just spoiled the project I'm writing now because I'm too pissed off to write a calm piece of music! GRrrrrraarrrrgghhh!!!!!!!!
 
Krog
I like turtles.
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So the fact that you like turtles grinds your gears? :sly:

My next gear grinder. (Hope I haven't said this before) Working till 4am and then spending most of the next day sleeping. I wasted 3-4 good daylight hours sleeping... Whatever, the weather was bad today and I probably would have wasted it here anyway. :D
 
Commercials... I'm watching a show and after returning from a commercial, the showbplayed for about 4 minutes, and commercials after that for about 5. So with cable I'm paying a network to show me commercials that they also get paid for? Cool.
 
My laptop now grinds my gears... It's been lagging and lagging and it's eating up my memory! Firefox lags stopped responding every single minute. This is ridiculous!
 
shem
That's exactly why my posts are nonsense or about zombies. I'm usually online when I get back from the bar and end up sitting until 4am posting in a completely drunken state. Let the good times roll!
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How have you not posted something ban-worthy yet? :odd:
 
My connection grinds my gears.

PLDT promised me a 512kbps connection when all I have for downloading is 70kbps. Lame.

Simraceway also grinds my gears, can someone tell me how the hell can I install this simulator I've been hyped for? The download link the official site gave me yielded a corrupted installer. ARRGGH
 
I have 2 gear grinders today.

I missed another new episode of MLP and I'm quite upset about that. I missed it yesterday, and this morning. :grumpy: I set my alarm, I woke up, turned it off, yet I still jump back in bed and go to sleep. 👎

Also, I put in Ridge Racer 4 into my PS3. Had some fun... not really... it was much harder to driver on that large screen then the little one in my room. I couldn't get around a corner without hitting a wall. When I did do well, 2nd place being my best, my 🤬 team manager said that wasn't good enough and wouldn't give me a new car. So I ragequit because I was not going to deal with that... I can't believe I got upset over a game. :lol:
 
Skython11
In 2010 about February I lost a song which was my best at the time
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What song?

Krog
I like turtles.
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Best. Post. Ever.

ENTERSANDMAN13
I like turtles too.
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Second. Best. Post. Ever.

driftking18594
How have you not posted something ban-worthy yet? :odd:
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I is the man. Folling the AUP is like following pub etiquette, there are just some things one doesn't do.

ParkourVeyron
He's trained himself in the sport, he can be hammered and still be able to make a semi-sensible post.
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You win this.....

For anytime you need to redeem yourself on the internet, this is what you use. Valid currency on the web. I swear.
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Use it wisely. I don't give these out on a regular basis. You are now the proud owner of a 1up mushroom which is valid for: ending arguments without comment, making a statement or redeeming one's self from foolishness. Enjoy

I've already wasted mine by trying to get back in after getting Whammed! but it seems the power of the Wham! is too strong even for a 1up.
 
Green is extra life, yes it's a 1up that's green but red symbolises becoming bigger, like Mario does. you guys are clearly going to have to work really hard to get a mushroom.

*unimpressed*
 
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