What Grinds your Gears?

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Jai
I start to feel sick during these kind of lessons. I just find it all really disgusting, and can't see why anyone would want to do this kind of stuff at an older age..
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Because they want kids, and their hormonal driven bodies demand it.
 
mattythedog
IMO its a lot easier with all boys. A lot less embarrassing for both genders.
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I don't tend to get embarrassed because it's part of life and everyone mixes with the other gender and most people are relaxed around the opposite sex.
 
InvincibleM5
Have a... Model or something? :lol:

Seriously, this is getting funny! I think it's because... You know, a lot easier to explain when there are all boys so when the lesson is about condom for example, the girls wouldn't go ''WOOOOOO!!!''.
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Do condoms not fit on girls or something? Is that why they all end up at my window?
 
Jai
Do condoms not fit on girls or something? Is that why they all end up at my window?
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There are female ones...

CARCRASH
I don't tend to get embarrassed because it's part of life and everyone mixes with the other gender and most people are relaxed around the opposite sex.
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This.

More comfortable around opposite then same.
 
Skython
WHAT!!!!? They have underwear so people can urinate or do #2 without taking their underwear off!? WOW!!!!!.
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I have a pair. Simple solution. Get a girlfriend, put on enough weight and eventually, you'll find an **** wide hole in your boxers. Now I'm on a crazy exercise regime to try and shift the weight. I'd never use the underwear like that, but it can be a bit embarrassing when your girlfriend sees them. :sly:

Jai
Sex is vile
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Nonsense.

For the record, you could try getting a letter from your parents to opt out of sex ed, but it might cause people to make fun of you.
 
I don't know much about women, all I know is that they carry two lumps of extra fat on their chest.. And I might stay off next Thursday, to miss the lesson..

The condom they demonstrated last time was pink, can you get different flavours?
 
Jai
Do they have vintage chedder and onion chutney flavour?
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No, they don't have those unfortunately. :(

But actually you can create those flavours! That'd make you a very popular and rich man. Also that'd cure the curse of yours finding condoms everywhere! :lol:
 
What grinds my gears? PSN. My internet is far too slow and unstable to download 2.03, so I decided not to bother. Middle of a race in GT5, "the latest version of this software..."

Does it pause the race? Does it ****. So now I'm in the barrier and my car is damaged.
 
InvincibleM5
No, they don't have those unfortunately. :(

But actually you can create those flavours! That'd make you a very popular and rich man. Also that'd cure the curse of yours finding condoms everywhere! :lol:
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What is the purpose of another flavour?
 
Jai
What is the purpose of another flavour?
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So when the partner does unmentionable things to the man's sausage it tastes nice for her. (or him)
 
I haven't played GT5 with my now inferior DFGT since July 2011.

And it's still v1.00.
 
I'm well aware of that.

Grumble.

In fact, look at my anti-SOPA/PIPA avatar. There are numerous curse words being muttered under that censor mark.
 
Yes, his expression is full of fear and worry, clearly (!)

He's been gagged like truth in the british press.
 
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