What has made you smile/laugh today?

[daan]

I went out to get the rubbish bin at 10.30am this morning in my pyjamas … of course my next door neighbour was outside and she told me to “take off my pyjamas.”

*sigh*

Someone is always watching.

Your female next door neighbour asked you to remove your PJs? Get in!

Although maybe if you had removed them, it would have made her laugh...

 

[ImprezaAddict]

My friend and I got the FartMachine V2 and started to fart all over people. It was hilarious. Most people figured it out. But the ones who didn't put a VERY funny face of disgust and ran away from us. I laughed so friggin hard today.

 

[ND4SPD]

Just random jackassery at highschool with my friends is enough to make me laugh every day.

 

[Silverzone]

In English today, My freind's last name is Busby (You guys may remember him)But the sub today was an older lady and read his name off as "Bushy." It Was Great. I laughed hard. And the fact that Buzbo has a bi sexual girfreind made me laugh a bit. Don't know why.

 

[ExigeEvan]

When my mate snorted a condom up his nose and out his mouth.


Wasn't so funny the 4th, 5th and 6th time though.

 

[vladimir]

When my mate snorted a condom up his nose and out his mouth.


Wasn't so funny the 4th, 5th and 6th time though.

that works?


i was down at the police station this morning to get interviewed because a few mates and i were attacked by some gangstaz two weeks ago and they beat one of us up...anyway, so the copper asks me whether i think i could identify any of the attackers.
i said: not really i'm afraid...
cop: thats understandable, as it was very dark at that time...
me: yes
cop: and i suppose you're not only drinking water when you guys hang out in the park *grins*
me: yeah *grins back*
cop: and you're not only smoking cigarettes... *laughs*
me: erm, no

the cops are pretty cool around here.👍

 

[X5.]

A young lad was standing on the stairs of the bus today, weather was wet and the bus heaters were on so the windows had steamed up, the lad thought it might be wise to start scrawling on the window. Just as he was beginning the bus accelerated off and he went down the stairs with his hand wiping the window in his descent! What made this even more amusing was that the top deck was full and he was trying to act 'hard' when he first reached the top!

 

[samj_13]

We have this thing at my Middle School called Homeroom Challenge. All the homerooms face each other in different events throughout the year. Today was kickball

So in the first game today I kicked a double. That was good, but it got better.

Usually the games last 15 minutes. Not the second one. We played 12 innings and went for 45 minutes. And we won.

Better, but there was better than that.

During the game, I was on first base. My teammate kicked a fly ball and the fielder dropped it (that ball kept changing shapes ). I went to second and got tripped and fell in a damn mud puddle I got out but it was pretty funny, and we won after that. So my day was pretty good, and I still get to go to football practice tonight.

 

[Keef]

In English today, My freind's last name is Busby (You guys may remember him)But the sub today was an older lady and read his name off as "Bushy." It Was Great. I laughed hard. And the fact that Buzbo has a bi sexual girfreind made me laugh a bit. Don't know why.

Yeah, why the hell is a bi girl funny? It's neat, sure, but I can't see myself cracking up about it.


One thing that made me laugh today--and hysterically, I might add--was something my two friends and I were doing in the car. There was an Eclipse with a sunroof in front of us going down the road, and the dog had its head stuck out the roof. A big bull dog. We know what dogs do when you honk, so we honked and he jerked his head to the side like "WTF was that!?!?!" We were laughing so hard we about crashed!!! Dude, we kept honking and the dog finally learned we were behind it, not nex to it, and it jerked 180 degrees in a second. It was great. Every 10 seconds or so we would hank and we did it probably 20 times. We took a five minute break and honked one last time and the dog didn't turn around, he just popped his ears. That was the funniest. Seeing the head jerks, then just the ears. You have got to try it!!!

 

[Evolution.]

Yeah, why the hell is a bi girl funny? It's neat, sure, but I can't see myself cracking up about it.

Because they called him "Bushy" instead of "Buzby".

Catching on yet?

And, it didn't happen today, but a while ago there was a preview for some movie, and the preview announcer guy said "Julia Roberts is..."

Then at the perfect moment, some guy yells out "A BAD ACTOR" and everyone in the theater started laughing .

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

My friend and I got the FartMachine V2 and started to fart all over people. It was hilarious. Most people figured it out. But the ones who didn't put a VERY funny face of disgust and ran away from us. I laughed so friggin hard today.

I almost got fired from work for having one of those. I put it in the ceiling tiles above one of the co-workers. Every time someone would come over to ask him a question I would hit the button with the remote control. I never laughed so hard at work in my life. He was looking everywhere for it and finally I gave in and told him where it was. The next day they said I would be fired if they heard it again. I still hide it in my couch once in a while when guests come over.

 

[///M-Spec]

The new Car & Driver has an article on the Mazdaspeed 3.

The title reads: "Mazda's militant wing launches a rocket into WRX territory".

Clever, irreverent and very funny. Classic C&D.


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[Sambert]

Whilst on my daily ebay search, I came across the below monstrosity. Looks like the chap used a screwdriver in an attempt to replicate the ageing process (nitro lacquer wear) that occurs on well used vintage instruments. Best SRV hack job I've seen on a U.S body over the years, and certainly good for a giggle.

"Done very nicely and it was reliced by a real luthier."

 

[PLmatt91]

The goal we made at our soccer game.

My buddy kicked it, then it hit the top post, he kicks it again, hits the post, then the third he kicks and post again! so I'm like WTF and he goes in finally and heads it in. Pretty dang awesome.

 

[exigeracer]

that works?


i was down at the police station this morning to get interviewed because a few mates and i were attacked by some gangstaz two weeks ago and they beat one of us up...anyway, so the copper asks me whether i think i could identify any of the attackers.
i said: not really i'm afraid...
cop: thats understandable, as it was very dark at that time...
me: yes
cop: and i suppose you're not only drinking water when you guys hang out in the park *grins*
me: yeah *grins back*
cop: and you're not only smoking cigarettes... *laughs*
me: erm, no

the cops are pretty cool around here.👍

I had the almost exact thing happen to me. I got jumped after being in a park after drinking not water by some gangsta in the middle of the night. But I didn't smoke not only cigarettes or cigarettes, and I also didn't laugh at all at the hospital or the cop station. It actually really really sucked.

 

[Omnis]

We had tacky tourist day at school today. I owed my chorus teacher our tuxedo fee, so I asked if she took traveler's checks and got a laugh out of the class.

 

[Sakiale]

I got jumped, but I didnt have any money or anything.

It was a cold, dark subway.

It was 6am.

It was snowing.

It was New York City.

Some weird guy walks up all 'you wanna get stabbed'?

Im all 'erm... no?'

He's all 'then gimme your money'

Im all 'RUN THE #@$# AWAY!!!'

It was pretty funny, after I got far enough away.

 

[Omnis]

So you moved from England to new york now? Sup, Sailor Venus.

 

[Sakiale]

What?

A) I was claiming to live in Surrey where GT4Rule lives, not England
B) I did live in NY untile 3 months ago
C) I now live in SoCal

So I dont know what you're talking about. Nice avatar though.

 

[Max Powers]

I sure as hell wasn't laughing after I got mugged by a group of guys in Lima, I just felt very fortunate that I got away with my life and my wallet, and that my girlfriend had made the decision not to go out with me that night.

 

[Omnis]

What?

A) I was claiming to live in Surrey where GT4Rule lives, not England
B) I did live in NY untile 3 months ago
C) I now live in SoCal

So I dont know what you're talking about. Nice avatar though.

A-ha! Caught you! So, you live in SoCal, but you got jumped on the NYC subway today? I smell shenanigans.

 

[Sakiale]

I didn't say it was today, did I? Notice the extensive use of the word 'was' and the statement 'it was snowing'. It never snows in October, not even in New York.

...Although once it snowed in the middle of June...

 

[Omnis]

So you're saying that just because you use was in multiple sentences, that that somehow equals was^3, which somehow makes it a long, long time ago in a state far, far away?

 

[Sage]

Your female next door neighbour asked you to remove your PJs? Get in!

Although maybe if you had removed them, it would have made her laugh...

Ouch. Blake, you gonna just stand there and take that?

The new Car & Driver has an article on the Mazdaspeed 3.

The title reads: "Mazda's militant wing launches a rocket into WRX territory".

Clever, irreverent and very funny. Classic C&D.

Yup, that’s why I love ’em. 👍

I don’t remember anything particularly funny happening today, although I always laugh in my Programming class, because my professor is so Japanese – his accent, his mannerisms, and especially his jokes. Today he wrote [font=Courier, Courier New, Monaco]printf("TREVOR HOFFMAN")[/font] and made a [font=Courier, Courier New, Monaco]for[/font] loop and said “We make loop twenty or thirty times – Trevor Hoffman really need our support!”, then made his big Japanese grin. The guy’s hilarious. And later he had us write a program for loan payments, and he said “You start business, you don’t ask money from parents. You make business proposal to retired La Jolla residents!”

 

[Sakiale]

I got jumped, but I didnt have any money or anything.

It was a cold, dark subway.

It was 6am.

It was snowing.

It was New York City.

Some weird guy walks up all 'you wanna get stabbed'?

Im all 'erm... no?'

He's all 'then gimme your money'

Im all 'RUN THE #@$# AWAY!!!'

It was pretty funny, after I got far enough away.

So you're saying that just because you use was in multiple sentences, that that somehow equals was^3, which somehow makes it a long, long time ago in a state far, far away?

No, it makes it 6 months ago in my real home, New York City.

 

[Blake]

Ouch. Blake, you gonna just stand there and take that?

Clearly I’m letting him have his fun and moving on. Don’t worry, I’ll get back at him.

I’d love to take the ls out of your teachers quotes and replace them with rs, but that might be going too far…

 

[Kylehnat]

Whilst on my daily ebay search, I came across the below monstrosity.

'Tis a nice piece of kindling, for sure. I'm just guessing, but it's probably lost a bit of its original tone...

I got jumped, but I didnt have any money or anything. It was a cold, dark subway. It was 6am. It was snowing. It was New York City. Some weird guy walks up all 'you wanna get stabbed'? Im all 'erm... no?' He's all 'then gimme your money' Im all 'RUN THE #@$# AWAY!!!'

It was pretty funny, after I got far enough away.

First of all, aren't you only 12? In what situation would you be by yourself on the subway at 6 AM? And, what kind of parents would let their 12 year-old child ride alone on a NYC subway at 6 AM?

Secondly, nobody who has ever been threatened on the street (myself included) thinks it's funny afterwards. Case in point:

I sure as hell wasn't laughing after I got mugged by a group of guys in Lima, I just felt very fortunate that I got away with my life and my wallet, and that my girlfriend had made the decision not to go out with me that night.

If you're going to make up stories, at least make them plausible.

Today he wrote [font=Courier, Courier New, Monaco]printf("TREVOR HOFFMAN")[/font] and made a [font=Courier, Courier New, Monaco]for[/font] loop and said “We make loop twenty or thirty times – Trevor Hoffman really need our support!”, then made his big Japanese grin.

That right there made me smile today . Too bad Trevor Hoffman hasn't been of any use to the Padres in their playoff series.

 

[Evolution.]

'Tis a nice piece of kindling, for sure. I'm just guessing, but it's probably lost a bit of its original tone...


First of all, aren't you only 12? In what situation would you be by yourself on the subway at 6 AM? And, what kind of parents would let their 12 year-old child ride alone on a NYC subway at 6 AM?

Secondly, nobody who has ever been threatened on the street (myself included) thinks it's funny afterwards.

If you're going to make up stories, at least make them plausible.

Please, have a cookie.

Sakiale, just give up. You're not impressing and/or fooling anyone.

 

[Omnis]

I love baiting lies.

 

[ExigeEvan]

When we were talking about food, and subway came up. Somewhere along the line a female friend of mine exclaimed "So that's what six inches looks like!" in a completely non-suggestive tone. It was hilarious considering her ex was sitting on the other side of the bus.