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I got myself the worst cold ever, and still I've been going out everyday. Yesterday (Sunday) I was still feeling horrible and decided that if I was going to get better, I ought to stay home resting. That I did, and watched 6 movies in the process:

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Go Go Daai Bei (a.k.a. Full Alert) (Ringo Lam, 1997) -- Police Inspector Pao is trying to catch Mak Kwan, a gang member who is first arrested, but then escapes from the prison. By chance, Pao realizes that the target of Kwan's gang is a Jockey Club where he lost a lot of money in the past. The result is a movie that resembles a lot what Heat later was, mostly in the respect/competition between cop and bad guy, where both of them, although from completely different sides of life, they are affected by the same type of ghosts when the lights go off and both fear the same things. A great example of parallelism in characters that at first seem so superficial in their competition, but who are later shown as men who have to live with the consequences of their decisions.

I was very surprised because the movie looks like a shoot-em-up style, especially of the kind that John Woo made (in)famous in the 90s, but the way it addresses such deep issues and does so successfully really speaks volumes of the versatility of the director. In the end the movie is a bit predictable, but still very entertaining. 8/10


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Dialogue avec mon Jardinier (a.k.a. Conversations with my Gardner) (Jean Becker, 2007) -- A successful artist, weary of Parisian life and on the verge of divorce, returns to the country to live in his childhood home, where he realizes his gardner is a former schoolfriend, and a warm, fruitful conversation starts between the two men who become friends once again. The artist is better educated, knows the world and has learned a lot, while the gardner has remained in the town for all his life, but manages to outsmart his friend often with thoughts about simple life and not worrying too much.

As the title suggests, the movie is mainly about their conversations, dealing with life, death, family, gardening, painting, sickness and other realities, that make this such a believable story, that it's hard not to identify with one or both of the characters. In the end the movie is a dramedy, but it works great as being either/or. 8/10


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I Kina Spiser de Hunde (a.k.a. In China they eat Dogs) (Lasse Spang Olsen, 1999) -- Arvid is a regular bank clerk, whose life changes radically when he knocks out a bank robber with his squash racket. A few days later the robber's wife visits him lamenting that she needed the swag for an IVF. To obtain the money Arvid and his criminal brother plan a robbery, which ends bloodily and drags them into real trouble. The result is a surprisingly good movie that at first looks like a typical action/comedy movie. From what I've read, this is the usual style of Lasse Spang Olsen, and that many of his movies follow the same blueprint, but this is my first one and I have to admit I was entertained all the way.

The movie was quite creative and I was surprised even to the end. Dialogues may not be the movie's best point, but those awkward silences sometimes work better than the snapping back and forth between characters. The many different characters in the movie really make it funny, and the overall absurd violence in it makes it funny and horrible at the same time. Very fun Danish moviemaking. 9/10


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Sexy Beast (Jonathan Glazer, 2000) -- Brutal gangster Don Logan recruits "retired" safecracker Gal for one last job, but it goes badly for both of them. Honestly, there's not that much in this movie in terms of action, suspense or plot, mainly because the genre has been very overdone, but also because Guy Ritche has overshadowed everyone else and any movie that looks or acts like this, will get compared to Lock, Stock and/or Snatch and every so often, come out losing. What really stands out in this movie and it's the main reason why I personally enjoyed it, was Ben Kingsley's performance.

And this works even better when you realize almost every role Kingsley has performed is of a soft, docile character who doesn't believe in arguing and almost never gets mad. Here he's a completely angered guy who you'd want to kill in every scene and watch him die a slow death. Definitely a movie to watch if you're a Kingsley fan, but not much more if you aren't. 5.5/10


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Stranger than Paradise (Jim Jarmusch, 1984) -- This is about a self-styled New York hipster who is paid a surprise and quite unwelcome visit by his pretty sixteen-year-old Hungarian cousin. From initial hostility and indifference a strange affection grows between the two exiles. Due to complete boredom they decide to visit their aunt in Cleveland and then proceed to Florida where they lose all their money and unwittingly gain a fortune. With a final ironic twist, they are at the end, back where they began.

The thing with Jarmusch and some of his movies is that for some they can be comedies, but for others, they're intensely bleak movies. Also, because it's a very artistic movie, it's not itself so much about acting, but of the emotions the lack of acting transmits and the scenarios. The awkward images and static scenarios add to the grittiness of the movie and make every scene seem more desolate, and I think that's what made me think this movie was more about how desolate the character's lives are, but also a portrait of how desperate the 80s seemed to be, especially in the black and white cinematography. 7/10


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White Dog (Samuel Fuller, 1982) -- A trainer attempts to retrain a vicious dog that's been raised to kill Black people. Quite a daring movie, and as politically incorrect as you could guess. I guess the movie could've been so much better if it was made in another time, or at least with another mindset, but the problem with early movies of a decade (1982 in this case) is that they so often tend to carry the same cinematographical trends from the earlier decade, so there's many intense zooms for no apparent reason, a very acoustic soundtrack and some blaxploitation too. The ending is stupid and something I could've done without, especially when I spent 86 minutes of the movie with everything showing me it should go one way instead of the way it went. 4.5/10
 
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(Sidney J. Furie, 2000) A college girl has a fight with her boyfriend, and she hitches a ride home with a limo driver, on the way they inadvertently cut off her now ex-boyfriend. The jealous ex then pursues them in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse.

This movie is so bad it is comical at times. The acting is atrocious, the editing is terrible, continuity errors everywhere, and the stunts are pretty lame. Hard to believe this was an actual movie not made by a first year film student.

I give it a very generous 3/10. Only because it is so bad it is funny.
 
Get The Gringo
Starring: Mel Gibson, Kevin Hernandez, Daniel Cacho
Directed by: Adrian Grunberg

About the Film

Words can't explain the massive success that Mel Gibson has enjoyed in Hollywood. Braveheart has enjoyed a special place in my top ten of 2012, as well as Lethal Weapon series holds a special place as the best cop buddy pictures that I have ever seen.

Get the Gringo has fast become one of the best Mel Gibson films that he has done in the past decade, with a 81% 'Fresh' rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

The Plot

The Gringo(Gibson) has just robbed an undetermined amount of money. In a bid to escape, he rams the border fence to get into Mexico. After a brief argument as to who will bring him in, Mexican officials bring him to a town-like prison, ruled by a drug cartel kingpin named Javi(Cacho) and take his money. Cacho, who needs a liver transplant, protects a kid(Hernandez) who lives in the prison because he is the only perfect match.

A perfect cast of characters are after the stolen money, from bounty hunters sent by Frank(Peter Stormare), a corrupt Embassy agent(Peter Gerety), and even the Mexican officials who arrested him in the first place after they discovered that they didn't recovered it all [they had $1.7 million at the start of the film of the $2 million that Gibson robbed].

Eventually, a raid on the prison forced Cacho to undergo the liver transplant amid transport, but before he does, he finds out that Gibson robbed from Stormare's money, and thus ordered a hit on him to be carried out by Gibson. Gibson carries out the hit, and rushes back to the prison to stop the operation and escape to the beach.

What Works

Gibson is back to Lethal Weapon form. He is gritty, and that is best for a film like this. Hernandez, who is being exposed to American audiences for the first time, does an impressive job as a wise crack kid who can get emotional at times. Cacho also does a good job as the bad guy.

Best Scene

Gibson sets up a meeting with Stormare in a nondescript office. As Gibson brings to attention to a picture to him, he asked if he could bring something to drink. As he leaves, he drops a pair of grenades and goes into the bathroom to protect Gibson as they explode, killing Stormare. As his secretary walks into the room Gibson walks out of the building.

What doesn't work

There isn't much that doesn't work in the film. The language is crude, fair enough, but it fits with the prison atmosphere that the film presents.

Summing Up

Get the Gringo is a fun adventure for adults. Its gritty presentation and comedic attitudes would put it as one of the best Mel Gibson films that he has acted in, and the new talent that was exposed to America is good enough to see again.

Grade: A-

The Verdict: Not quite an instant buy, but film watchers should have it on their radar.
 
Bernie: The nicest, gentlest man driven to the point of murder by a possessive, nasty, mean old widow. Bernie is more of a reenactment than anything else featuring interviews with the actual townspeople of Carthage, Texas. Starring Jack Black, Shirley MacLaine and Matthew McConaughey, Bernie is kinda of a dark comedy of a true story of the almost perfect crime. The nicest man who everyone loved kills a mean widow whom nobody liked? There are still, to this day, people who don't believe he did it even though he confessed. So loved was Bernie by the townspeople that they had to move the case out of town because they DA would have never gotten a conviction in Carthage. This reminds me a little of Find Me Guilty just because that case was all ridiculous. Jack Black was awesome, Shirley MacLaine was awesome....Matthew....not so much. He didn't really fit with the rest of the cast. I mean, the moment you see him, you know he's a actor. Jack Black and Shirley to a good job of blending, but Matthew just is so outlandish and just overacts so much that he's simply unbelievable and kinda ruins the mood. It's like if he doesn't have his shirt off, he can't act, or something. It was like he was trying to play Boss Hog or something. But this is one of my favorite Jack Black movies. a 4.5/5.
 
This isn't exactly a movie but it kinda is as well. Sherlock. It's a "tv show" on the BBC about Sherlock Holmes and Watson, but what really makes it different is its modern day. It's the same style where Sherlock finds crazy clues that are so obvious to him to help solve murder mysteries. Another reason tv show is in quotes is because there is only like 4 episodes to a season each one, 1hr and 30min. Pretty long for a tv show and very interesting to see what the criminal has thought of. There is 2 or 3 seasons now and I have only seen the first couple episodes but it was really entertaining. Entertaining enough for me to plan on watching them all very soon. If you like mystery movies and the master Sherlock Holmes than I am sure you will like this series as well.
 
Heavy Metal 2000: Is it bad that I like this "sequel" better than the original. True, the original had more interesting story lines and a much cooler female hero, and there were a smidging of plot holes in the second one, but...the second one was just more...entertaining I thought. A 4/5 for me.
 
Wangan Midnight The Movie.

What the actual hell was that?

Story was weak like the Initial D movie, (Wangan was worse though) but they didn't even make up for it like Initial D did. The racing scenes looked like they were filmed at 50mph, and half of it is sped up.

Even the in-movie speed was terrible, the max speed that they went was 230 clicks. :grumpy: Those cars will do 300...

That was just awful. 1/10



Gone in 60 Seconds.

Story was ok for a car movie, driving was interesting and the car variety was great. It felt like it had a nice "Italian Job" setup to it, everyone scouting and stuff.
Was enjoyable, but a one timer movie. 6.75/10




21 Jump Street.

Hilarious from start to end, would watch again.
9/10
 
Gone in 60 Seconds.

Story was ok for a car movie, driving was interesting and the car variety was great. It felt like it had a nice "Italian Job" setup to it, everyone scouting and stuff.
Was enjoyable, but a one timer movie. 6.75/10

Please specify the year, sir. The 1969 film was a classic, but the new one was trash.
 
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Krótki Film O Zabijaniu (a.k.a. A Short Film About Killing) (Krzysztof Kieslowski, 1988) -- As the title suggests, it's a movie about a killing, starting with the aimlessness of the murderer in his life and his eventual killing of a cab driver. From there the movie jumps to his eventual judgement and later execution, thus being about killing, twice. The movie shows the murderer being a person who just refuses to interact with people, someone who is completely detached from society and his only form of communication seems to be this one, and later one you discover the source of his embitterment with humans in general. Like a train that is derailed by an unexpected obstacle, the muerderer's life got thrown off the track by a senseless act in which his sister is killed, and the equally senseless death of his victim is just a logical consequence resulting from the preceding accident. And the causal chain reaction does even go further. For the prisoner's execution by hanging in the end is nothing more than a consistent continuation of a disastrous move of fate committed at some point of the past.

An art-house approach at a drama that focuses just on the killing, whether it be by a murderer or by capital punishment, and shows both aspects as wrong. Kieslowski has always been one of my favorite directors of the Eastern Bloc, though herer he goes a bit more towards the art and intricate messages, but in the end delivers a very good movie, with a high amount of political and social commentary, so much that after this movie's graphic depiction of the effects of violence, the Polish authorities declared a five year moratorium on capital punishment. 8/10

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Maria Full of Grace (Joshua Marston, 2004) -- In a small village in Colombia, a pregnant, seventeen year old called Maria supports her family with her salary working in a floriculture. She is fired and with a total lack of perspective of finding a new job, she decides to accept the offer to work as a drug mule, flying to USA with 62 pellets of cocaine in her stomach. Once in New York, things do not happen as planned.

An exceptional low-budget movie that, at least for me, a South American, rings too true and is very much a repeat of so many stories heard from the poorer areas. The movie is well done and does well without the typical tinsel dreams that Hollywood would've painted on the mind of the Colombian girl, but rather shows her as someone who is just going to the States to live better. In the end, despite being an enjoyable drama, the story is something I've seen and heard too many times, though for the uninitiated, it can be interesting enough. 6/10


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Secretary (Steven Shainberg, 2002) -- A young woman, recently released from a mental hospital, gets a job as a secretary to a demanding lawyer, where their employer-employee relationship rapidly turns into a sexual, sadomasochistic one. The movie is probably one of the most original romantic comedies (although it's very, very darkly humoured) and dealing with a lifestyle that is completely alien to me.

Maggie Gyllenhaal's role is exception and her acting is perfect. James Spader is equally good, but I'm thinking his role as a sexual predator is a bit overdone, since he's played more or less the same thing in many movies already (Sex, Lies & Videotape, or even in [Cronenberg's] Crash, to name a few). Still, it's an innovative script and one that both actors nailed. Jeremy Davies' part was also very good, even if he sometimes gets on my nerves. A fun and dark movie about S&M and the way people enjoy it. 7/10
 
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This isn't exactly a movie but it kinda is as well. Sherlock. It's a "tv show" on the BBC about Sherlock Holmes and Watson, but what really makes it different is its modern day. It's the same style where Sherlock finds crazy clues that are so obvious to him to help solve murder mysteries. Another reason tv show is in quotes is because there is only like 4 episodes to a season each one, 1hr and 30min. Pretty long for a tv show and very interesting to see what the criminal has thought of. There is 2 or 3 seasons now and I have only seen the first couple episodes but it was really entertaining. Entertaining enough for me to plan on watching them all very soon. If you like mystery movies and the master Sherlock Holmes than I am sure you will like this series as well.

Just saw the pilot for a VERY similar show over here in the states called "Elementary." About some former drug addict that's name happens to be Sherlock Holmes and his companion that's been assigned to him to keep him out of trouble is named Watson (female). Set in modern day Manhattan. For pilot, it was actually quite good. Some of the stuff the writers think up is just brilliant.

Also recently saw Paths of Glory.
Wow. It was brilliant. Best anti-war film I've ever seen. If you like All Quiet on the Western Front, this is about twice as good. About a Colonel in WWI that was ordered to make some ridiculously impossible attack. When it failed, a soldier was chosen "randomly" from each platoon (is that the word I want? Maybe regiment, I dunno) to be tried for cowardice and subsequently executed. Warning, it's in black and white so you have to have a little bit of appreciation.
 
The BBC sold the Sherlock series to a U.S tv company which has been filmed in an american setting the same as the office and life on mars ect
 
The BBC sold the Sherlock series to a U.S tv company which has been filmed in an american setting the same as the office and life on mars ect

Nice! But, um, what MOVIES has Gollum seen lately, agian?
 
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The Omen (Richard Donner, 1976) -- An American ambassador learns to his horror that his son is actually the literal Antichrist. I personally take Donner's movies with a bit of skepticism, especially after the disaster Timeline was, yet this movie is from the time he actually made good movies, and out of the whole Omen trilogy, this one has always been my favorite because it's the one that was more mysterious and dark, made even deeper by the intense soundtrack, that much like Jaws, really made this movie scary. The result is that The Omen is honestly, one of the scariest movies of the last 40 years, which doesn't rely on extremely long scenes and just scare tactics to achieve its purpose. Still, the story is a bit slow-evolving but it still provides plenty of chills and keeps you interested. 8/10

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Damien: Omen II (Don Taylor, 1978) -- Damien the Antichrist, now age 13, finally learns of his destiny under the guidance of an unholy disciple of Satan. Meanwhile dark mystical forces begin to eliminate all those who suspect the child's true identity. An abitious and entertaining sequel to the classic Omen that lacks the same greatness that made the original good, because it's obviously not original as the first one was, but it still deserves credit for maintaining the same sense of dread and menace when someone crosses Damien. The death scenes are quite reative and again, the score is what really drives this movie. In terms of comparison, it's much below the original, but it leaves the door wide open for the inclusion of a third chapter, which would conclude the trilogy. 6/10

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The Final Conflict (Graham Baker, 1981) -- The now adult Antichrist plots to eliminate his future divine opponent while a cabal of monks plot to stop him. While the two first movies showed a boy trying to accept and adjust to the fact that he's the friggin' Antichrist, in this one he fully accepts and controls that fact and is just preparing to take control of the Earth from God. The issue I have is that for someone who can control so much about people's fate (as proven in the previous two movies), he sure leaves a lot of his options to chance, and while he's usually a loner that just does as he wishes, in this movie he has a whole legion to support him, yet doesn't manage to get things done. The film's main message does get through, and it's that link between corporations and politics, which is seen as the real evil of present society, but shown through a flawed and arrogant character. This movie succeeds slightly because Sam Neil is a great actor who makes the characters slightly more believable than the plastic aura it has in the script, and again, the music in the film makes you be part of the scared ones. 5/10

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The Girlfriend Experience (Steven Soderbergh, 2009) -- A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work. Although I consider myself an admirer of Sasha Grey and her other line of work, I have to admit I was quite curious about how she fared in this movie. The result is that the girl can act quite convincingly and she manages to handle the role of a call girl effectively. The problem is that the movie is one of those where nothing actually happens and it's just a chain of unrelated, disconnected events where people just talk with each other and nothing does really work. Although it was obvious Grey wasn't going to be in her usual role, I would've liked to at least watch some nice character development, or a nice cinematography, or some decent editing or even a good soundtrack, but nothing is really going on like that, and though I'm a fan of fragmented editing, it doesn't really do much if there's no story to tell. The fact that it deals so much of its script with the coming 2008 election also means it will be outdated extremely soon (like right now, for instance). The things is that the movie has no commercial appeal, nor art appeal. 4/10

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Prometheus (Ridley Scott, 2012) -- A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. I have to say I'm not a big fan of these sequels and prequels that just come out of nowhere, but being a fan of sci-fi and of the Aliens franchise in general, I actually enjoyed this movie and think it was well done and very well thought out, even if the science factor is completely raped and assumed that because they're on another planet, laws of physics and reality don't apply. Still, I can also say that there will definitely be a sequel to this one and though I'm sure I will watch it as well, I am almost sure that sequel will be a lot like a continuation of this movie, meaning that it'll be a lot like Kill Bill, where they just split the movie, rather than making it just a sequel and thus, this one feels incomplete. Hence, this movie seems to disconnect itself very much from the Alien series, yet remains interesting and fun to watch, which is really what it was designed for: popcorn movie. With that said, I think the art direction here was extraordinary as were the SFX. 7.5/10
 
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The Girlfriend Experience (Steven Soderbergh, 2009) -- A drama set in the days leading up to the 2008 Presidential election, and centered on a high-end Manhattan call girl meeting the challenges of her boyfriend, her clients, and her work. Although I consider myself an admirer of Sasha Grey and her other line of work, I have to admit I was quite curious about how she fared in this movie. The result is that the girl can act quite convincingly and she manages to handle the role of a call girl effectively. The problem is that the movie is one of those where nothing actually happens and it's just a chain of unrelated, disconnected events where people just talk with each other and nothing does really work. Although it was obvious Grey wasn't going to be in her usual role, I would've liked to at least watch some nice character development, or a nice cinematography, or some decent editing or even a good soundtrack, but nothing is really going on like that, and though I'm a fan of fragmented editing, it doesn't really do much if there's no story to tell. The fact that it deals so much of its script with the coming 2008 election also means it will be outdated extremely soon (like right now, for instance). The things is that the movie has no commercial appeal, nor art appeal. 4/10

So that's why she retired! Is it at least hot?
 
So that's why she retired! Is it at least hot?

That's a tough question to answer... There's really only one shot where you see her naked, and it's only topless. She's very nicely dressed (like designer stuff, showing lots of leg) in most of the shots and looks very nice in them, and I like her face, of which there's a lot. So if you're looking for porn substitute, look elsewhere. If you think she's pretty and has a nice figure and face, you'll like to watch her here.
 
A pair of movies that I have seen recently, but I won't bother and do a full mark up review.

The Dark Knight Returns - Part 1: I bought this early off PSN, so any piratephobes can rest easy. An aging Bruce Wayne comes out of retirement to handle one last case, and in the process gets mixed up with a gang called The Mutants who are seeking to take over Gotham.

If you are one of the lucky few who own the graphic novel, then a lot of this is familiar territory since it is nearly ripped word for word from the source. However, the art style of Frank Miller really transitions to the screen well. A pet peeve of mine is how well does the sound sound, and I can report that the VA of Bruce Wayne, Peter Weller of Robocop fame, can do the job as Bruce Wayne. The most surprising out of all of this is Ariel Winter's performance as Robin. She captures the teenage spirit that was necessary for the character, and was the perfect foil to the dark tone of the film over all.

Overall, if you are looking to get into old Batman comics, start by watching this film, then reading the graphic novel and go from there.

Grade: A+
Verdict: This film should be mandatory Bat-viewing Gothamites.
 
Looper - Interesting plot, very original. Time travel movies usually have loopholes and it isn't different with this one but the writers did they homework as it wasn't anything very obvious. I suppose it's hard not to have any loopholes when dealing with time travel. Overall it was pretty solid and it kept my attention until the end. 7/10

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End of Watch (David Ayer)

I went into this movie expecting another cliche moral white cop + "insert nice guy minority here" cop movie. And I sorta got that. What else I got, and what I didn't expect, was one of the most moving, and best cop films I've seen in a while. It stars Jake Gyllennhaal as Brian Taylor, a shaved-head tough guy former Marine cop, who's taking a film class as an elective for his pre-law courses. The film class is a cinematography device for him to film the life of he and his partner Mike Zavala, played by Michael Pena.

These guys aren't special police detectives or SWAT cops like we see in most cop movies, they're regular beat cops whose job is to drive around in their cruiser. This, combined with the film project, forms the backbone of the movie. A lot of the film is shot through the small cameras pinned to the shirts of Taylor and Zavala, as well as Taylor mounting his camera on the dashboard facing the two as they drive around. The performances by Gyllennhaal and Pena are fantastic, and what really make the film something special. The dialogue between the two is marvelous, and exceptionally well performed. It's very believable, and drives the movie. They of course, often talk about women, and when Taylor meets someone who he feels is the first girl he can truly connect with, the conversation gets a lot deeper. The two mock and prod each other, and it's all very engaging banter.

The plot - or lack thereof, centers around the two officers going about their daily jobs, and inadvertently becoming targets for a Mexican drug cartel, while Taylor gets married, and Zavala's wife has her first child. The hand-held camera is blended well with traditional cameras, and makes for a very gritty and immersive film. Taylor, Zavala, and their fellow Officers are simply going about their daily duties, and the film has an existential vibe to it. Taylor and Zavala unfortunately mess with a few of the wrong people, and pull over the wrong guy, which ends up making them a target for a dangerous drug cartel. The actions leading up to the ending of the film (which was anticlimactic in a way), were all just random chance and bad luck on the part of the Protagonists. The film doesn't involve a big detective operation or a massive conspiracy uncovered by Taylor and Zavala, just two officers who do their duty in a rough part of LA, and the consequences that surround that.

Issues I can see people having with the film are things that I considered a strength. I can definitely see some having an issue with the handheld camera shots, but to me they were a good addition. I didn't enjoy Cloverfield or The Hunger Games for this reason, but in this film the handheld shots seemed more stable and were definitely less frequent. A lot of the film takes place with a camera mounted on their dashboard, and there are enough tripod or chaser cam shots that break up the shaky hand cam shots before they become tacky and nauseating. The other issue I can see people having is with the plot, it's very much a love it or hate it kind of storyline.

The other thing I enjoyed about the film was the way the officers were portrayed. It's become popular to make films with corrupt cops and corrupt police chiefs, but in this one the officers are dutiful, and honest people; a description that fits in more with the reality that I've experienced from the police officers I've encountered in both Canada and the US. They're certainly not perfect angels, and their detatchement is definitely not without conflict, but when guns are drawn and lives are on the line, they all have one another's back and are a loyal group, despite some personal squabbles.

Overall I found it a powerful movie, and one of the most moving films to come out of Hollywood in a while.

8.5/10
 
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I'm not a huge "horror" fan in any way, but I heard this was a different kind of movie and was not to be missed, so I rented it tonight. Basically 5 friends go on a weekend camping trip, to you guessed it, a cabin in the woods. It stars a bunch of small name actors, and Chris Hemsworth (Thor, The Avengers, and James Hunt in Rush). They aren't Oscar worthy performances, but that isn't the point. The cabin is monitored by an unknown cooperation, who control what monsters torture the kids. I don't want to go into to much detail and give it away, but I actually really enjoyed it, the best word I can think of to describe it is "different", and it wasn't what I expected (or what the trailer made it out to be) at all. Worth the rental in my opinion.

7/10
 
Was End of Watch really that good? 9/10 is like superb. I haven't seen it yet so I'm not saying it isn't but I definitely will if you're saying it's like close to the godfather good.
 
I really did enjoy it a lot, however in hindsight 9/10 is perhaps slightly too high. Bump it down to 8.5

It's not quite movie that will go down in history good, but it stands far above most of what I've seen lately (admittedly, that might be the problem. Before End of Watch I hadn't seen a real good movie since TDKR, the rest of the summer was lame popcorn flicks. I did watch Pulp Fiction again last week, and now that I think about it, there's definitely a step in between Pulp Fiction and End of Watch. End of Watch is very good, but it's not quite great.
 

Oh no, I thought this rip-off would never be seen by anyone outside the country. I think it should never be seen anyone at all. :yuck:

Anyways, I just watched Resident Evil: Retribution yesterday. I know I'm a little late but for the first time, I was watching a movie in an empty cinema hall. There were only three other strangers! :scared: I was sitting alone. Before the movie started, my imagination had me feeling paranoid, like zombies we're gonna grab me from behind. :nervous: But when the movie started I was alright. :) I'm a fan of Resident Evil movies but the recent ones just keeps getting worse. It was all mindless zombie killing and some kung fu stuff just to make it more of an action movie. What they lack in storyline, they more than make up for in special effects. Or so they think. To me, the CG is amazing and all but it's just another RE movie, getting from point A to point B, killing zombies, a boss battle or two, with no final conclusion. Oh, and the whole underwater facility theme was obviously inspired by G.I. Joe. I hope the next RE movie will be the last one. End the story already! Then make spin-offs with good storyline. That, I'll watch. :)

Like.
- Ada Wong is hot! :sly:
- Uber-Licker is badass. I was like, "What the hell is that thing, why is the licker so frickin' huge?! :scared:
- The Leon and Ada scene in the helicopter was cute. :dopey:
- The soundtrack is awesome! 👍 Very good music, I had to go and search Youtube the moment I got home.
- Old cast, good to see Carlos and Dom's girlfriend from Fast & Furious back.
- Ada Wong.
- Ada Wong. :drool:

Dislike.
- Jill Valentine's suit and hair. :scared: She looked better in Resident Evil: Apocalypse. :sly:
- Storyline. All it takes is a bad storyline to ruin a whole movie.

Think I'll give it a 2/5.
 
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Fido (Andrew Currie, 2006) -- Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. But when Fido eats the next-door neighbor, Mom and Dad hit the roof, and Timmy has to go to the ends of the earth to keep Fido a part of the family. I have to admit this movie score high on originality, taking the whole zombie genre to a different level and keeping true to it, never relying on it being a horror movie, yet there's a lot of blood and guts in it, and not really being a comedy either. The problem, is exactly that, it's a nothing movie. It seems like a family movie (and certainly has all the aspects of it), but can it really be one with zombies chewing off other people's limbs? I guess the Canucks find the genres equally exchangeable and thus did this movie like it is.

The whole 1950s era in which it is recreated looks formidable as does all the apparently advanced technology of the time. The best part of the movie is its depiction of the typical neighborhood from the 50s with all their core values, while still keeping up with the zombies and the special dangers they pose. But yet, because it attempts at being a family movie and it clearly is not, it fails to have a strong or interesting plot and the end is just stupid. 5/10


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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Gore Verbinski, 2003) -- Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate "Captain" Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor's daughter, from Jack's former pirate allies, who are now undead. Right, I never got around to seeing this trilogy and as I had a long weekend and couldn't get away (national elections), I thought I'd give it a go. Seeing as this movie came out in 2003, it seemed at the time Disney was going down the tube, with Atlantis being such a failure, but they managed quite nicely to regain their success with this one. Despite all the work Tim Burton has done with Johnny Depp, I think he wouldn't be as successful as he is right now were it not for this movie, and Geoffery Rush is brilliant in every scene, not to mention how awesome the photography is. There's good character development, an original story and a fun plot. Being from Disney I was expecting a bit less violence and less cheesiness, and the overly-enthusiastic soundtrack annoyed me all the way to the end; it felt that every scene would change the course of humanity. 7/10


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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (Gore Verbinski, 2006) -- Jack Sparrow races to recover the heart of Davy Jones to avoid enslaving his soul to Jones' service, as other friends and foes seek the heart for their own agenda as well. So we take the same characters as the previous movie, and make them do more stuff, add more special effects and make the soundtrack more annoying and intrusive. Thing is, the first movie didn't really need a sequel, yet it is insufferably long (151 minutes), lacking a really meaningful plot arc, overly violent for no apparent reason than to appease the junior highers, and leaves the viewer with fewer brain cells than he or she had to start with, to the point that I had to stop it after a while and continue watching later.

Then there's the fact that although this movie was made in 2006, Keira Knightley does the part of a woman in a 1940s movie, where she's useless, all she does is scream, act pretty and sit there as a woman-object, useless. This is one of those movies that could have been a lot of fun but wasn't quite fun enough for the test audiences so the producers decided to add more fun until finally it is so darn fun that you fall asleep in the middle from the sheer load of tortuous unending fun that washes over you. The ending leaves it open for a sequel, but it's really too obvious in the scene... like it was just begging for it. 3/10


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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (Gore Verbinski, 2007) -- Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate treachery and betrayal, and make their final alliances for one last decisive battle. I'll avoid going into too much detail here. If you've endured readin the last review, I'll just say this: this movie fails miserably, even worse than the 2nd part. This is due to 4 things:
  1. Poor writing: it seems the writers thought that if people like Jack Sparrow so much, why not have 3 or 4 Jack Sparrows... the more the merrier! But the mood and overall appearance of these scenes drastically contrast with the mood and overall appearance of the film.
  2. Too many characters: after enduring all of these movies with repeat characters in all of them, I'm getting a characer introduction 90 minutes into the last one? The existing characters get all jumbled around, some become captains, other become undead, others become... where was I?
  3. Old jokes: the jokes and the 'funny' scenes are so overdone from.. oh, I don't know... the last 30 years of film-making, not to mention they were already overdone from the first movie and were annoying in the second one; The guy with the wooden eye, the monkey, the rum jokes, the sexual tension between Jack and Elizabeth, women slapping Jack, stupid gags relying on the fat guy and the skinny one, people screamign for no reason.
  4. Confusing plot: for most of the movie it seems the plot was made up as they went along, making up sea goddesses, then there's the captain of the Dutchman, and the beating heart and the 'let's get married' part. So many things happen in the movie, that by the end I wasn't sure where the 4th part would start from, though it was obvious there'd be one.

Very disappointing, and at 169 minutes (yep, 11 minutes shy of 3 hours), it's too damn long. 2/10
 
Come on, one more to go! You know you want to see if, after the 4 year break, they could redeem themselves.
 
no No no! Please NOOOOOO!
 
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