What not to do when playing GT5..

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- Never try to look cool drifting in a race, you'll regret it.

- Dont start an online race when you have something cooking in the oven, unless you know for sure that the race will be over before your lasagna.

- Do not rest your head on your DFGT when starting up GT unless you want a skidmark on your forehead

- Dont drink and drive unless you are sure you wont drive IRL and wanna bet people that you can kill the nurburgring while completely wasted.
 
This is going to be a fun list.....


Never play chicken with the AI's FGT at the Nurburgring.

Never go onto pit road when you don't have to (thank you stupid me).

Never hit a Gillet Vertigo at full speed in a corner at Indy with a X2010. Wait a minute, that's something the Gillet should avoid, it was a pretty awesome aerial show for me.
 
Do not constantly check and admire your lead over the opposition whilst leading the race (keep your eyes on the road)

Do not tell B-spec Bob to increase his pace when he's approaching a chicane

Do not attempt to drink a hot cup of tea/coffee on any part of a circuit unless you are on a long straight
 
Never drive with your knees.... not as easy as in real life.
 
Well, I can attest to the dont drink & drive....Well Id much rather do that here vs real life as the latter costs waaaaaaaaay more $$$$$$$
IRL lol to the tune of $7K at least in my state lol
 
Never try to explain to xXxF4st3rxD3NxY0UxXx why he can't drive his 800HP+ car in your 480PP sports tyres lobby.
 
Never try to draft anyone online. If he does something stupid and you hit him, guess whose fault it is. You were supposed to know somehow that he was going to brake ridiculously early or swerve into you and PIT maneuver himself.
 
Never start drinking, then get drunk to the point that you think it would be great to paint all your cars the same color.

But wait, you only have 3 pinks.

Solution, spend a fortune buying iMiev's for the paint color, then sell them, then paint.

Wake up poor, sick and seeing pink.
 
- Walk away for three minutes to wash up some dishes and leave your brothers near your stuff. You may come back to find yourself missing 300k cr and now in possession of a 200hp, pink, jacked up in the air Samba bus.

- Expect your B-spec driver to not crash all the time.

- Buy a Prius.

- Give your little brother a Veyron in a split screen race. You'll get to see a perfectly good car slammed against every wall and despite your own good cornering, you'll also see it pass the finish line first.

- Take a Gold Chrome Honda Odyssey online, you'll be accused of causing wrecks because people keep looking back at you in total confusion.

Oh wait, you should do that last one. :)
 
Do not let your dog near the controller while the game is paused

Do not Paint your buggati Veyron pink :eek:

Oh wait, that could be a good idea 💡
 
never drive a car with coffee in one hand and steering with a logitech DFGT with your other hand while heading towards the kerb.. it ends very messy... I know.. from experience :lol:
 
Love the head on wheel one...I have a habbit of doing this while I cry about loading times.

Another thing I wish I wouldnt do, is read the stupid join/parts when hosting a race... resulting in me hitting the nearest wall
 
GTOne2Three
- Never try to look cool drifting in a race, you'll regret it.

- Dont start an online race when you have something cooking in the oven, unless you know for sure that the race will be over before your lasagna.

- Do not rest your head on your DFGT when starting up GT unless you want a skidmark on your forehead

- Dont drink and drive unless you are sure you wont drive IRL and wanna bet people that you can kill the nurburgring while completely wasted.
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Oh how many times have i done that :lol::lol::lol:
 
dont let your cat race.....
 
Don't fart because the smell will distract you and your neighbours...
 
-Don't assume the AI will realize where you are and not fishtail you, because they will...
-Don't take the X1 on a Kart track, it doesn't work :P
-Don't think you can make a quick one handed post on GTPlanet while flying down the straight on the ring, you will die!!
 
x3n0n1x
-Don't assume the AI will realize where you are and not fishtail you, because they will...
-Don't take the X1 on a Kart track, it doesn't work :P
-Don't think you can make a quick one handed post on GTPlanet while flying down the straight on the ring, you will die!!
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heh, new meaning to "Texting While Driving"
 
x3n0n1x
-Don't think you can make a quick one handed post on GTPlanet while flying down the straight on the ring, you will die!!
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And you only say that now...:ouch::ouch::ouch:
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:lol:
 
DrSibo
Do not attempt to drink a hot cup of tea/coffee on any part of a circuit unless you are on a long straight
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lol this but just add all forms of beer and alcohol
 
Negrumir
- Walk away for three minutes to wash up some dishes and leave your brothers near your stuff. You may come back to find yourself missing 300k cr and now in possession of a 200hp, pink, jacked up in the air Samba bus.

:lol:
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-let the wife walk in front of the tv, even though you told her 100 times not to, when racing online. going from 1st to last place in a second

she still does it now to wind me up!
 
When you know you have to be up and out at 5AM, don't stay up late playing GT5.

OR should I say, don't get up a bit late and get caught on a deserted, slightly snowy road doing 140kmh in a 70 in your 'RL' B5 RS4 and lose your 'RL' driving license indefinately :-(

Or at least until the court case sometime this summer!

I HATE ####### busses, and it's only been 3weeks!!
 
Nor_glish
When you know you have to be up and out at 5AM, don't stay up late playing GT5.

OR should I say, don't get up a bit late and get caught on a deserted, slightly snowy road doing 140kmh in a 70 in your 'RL' B5 RS4 and lose your 'RL' driving license indefinately :-(

Or at least until the court case sometime this summer!

I HATE ####### busses, and it's only been 3weeks!!
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Just go to bed early and get an hour or two of GT5 in before work. I do.

Don't drive in your mirror, if someone needs to pass you online you'll hear the crunch.

Don't tell your wife that you are going to "finish up this lap".
 
Nor_glish
When you know you have to be up and out at 5AM, don't stay up late playing GT5.

OR should I say, don't get up a bit late and get caught on a deserted, slightly snowy road doing 140kmh in a 70 in your 'RL' B5 RS4 and lose your 'RL' driving license indefinately :-(

Or at least until the court case sometime this summer!

I HATE ####### busses, and it's only been 3weeks!!
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hehehehe petter solberg
 
never ask your girlfriend for road head when u winning the race
 
Never accidentally enter a drift room while using an FF car.

Never fall asleep while in an online lobby. (People will try to wake you up with air horns into their mics)

Never stay up until 1:00 AM or else your parents will get REALLY mad and take your PS3 away from you for a month. :(
 
White & Nerdy
Never try to draft anyone online. If he does something stupid and you hit him, guess whose fault it is. You were supposed to know somehow that he was going to brake ridiculously early or swerve into you and PIT maneuver himself.
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This inspired me! I think im going to put a video on youtube of this ridiculous guy online. he sent me these messages calling me everything in the book because he braked EXTREMELY (like you don't even understand) early. and he got pissed at me because he thinks i pitted him:ouch:

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