Got something pretty funny for everyone. Back in 2012 when I was right in the thick of the HD Fury community, me and some guys from the WipEout Zone forum wrote up a dossier on the teams and the type of pilots you encountered online who mained each. It's pretty funny. 👍
AG-SYSTEMS
Vast majority of pilots use this. Mostly as an all-rounder good ship.
Fast, efficient pilots who are in it for fun.
Good Natured Pilots
Adrenaline Junkies who push it to the limit but like a bit of security
“The Nice guys of the AG-League.”
Example Pilots: Tiduch, ACE-FLO
FEISAR
Feisars are used by pros to keep nice and tight
However, there is a large range of skill levels within FEISAR
Pros seem to use them because there isn’t “Ship Gimmicks”, it’s a straight up AG-Ship with a Straight up purpose
New pilots use them for the safety they provide when learning the robes, said safety is still appreciated by pros too.
A general rule is that they're not as sociable as AG-S pilots, Happy to help but not as out-going to give it. They want to race, and that’s it. No standing out for other reasons
Conversely, there are a few “Bad Boy” pilots who stand out for reasons not as kosher as simply piloting
“Alll very fast, but perhaps unsure of themselves, not willing to risk stability for speed. Hence why they opt for the best handling ship on the circuit.”
AURICOM
You honestly don’t see too much of this ship
Dying breed...too bulky, too loud on the track in a age of small, long nimble ships
Arguable it’s a prestigious relic for older fans of the game, more of a status symbol to be piloting one than actually reaping benefits with it.
Attracts a self-centered and arrogant sub-division of the older fan base too.
“If finances relied on usage, they would be in BIG danger.”
QIREX
It gets a bad rep from a lot of 'pro' pilots, particularly those fond of aerial tricks
Has a focus on old, hard, fast aggressive piloting. Uncompromising in the corners.
Pilots have a general bitterness and refusal to take on new pilots.
Pilots in general at good at holding grudges and chasing them. In a nut-shell they can be described as personable but with dark centres.
“A very no-frills approach to racing.”
PIRANHA.A
Piranha is another one of the dying breeds, it lures in pilots with it's speed stat but the tank like nature of the ship scares off many
The remaining pilots are the ones who want to pride themselves in controlling a ship that is pretty much uncontrollable at a certain level
The Beat Zico challenge brings in a lot of new pilots getting used to the Piranha
Very few pro pilots touch the Piranha, AndyBob occasionally does
Not a main choice at all, maybe a back-up but no one is really a dedicated Piranha pilot
Became a very beginner-oriented ship
“fodder for Hipsters who can’t handle the Icarus at slower speeds”
ASSEGAI
Assegai pilots are the ones that try to be the nicest but usually get the most ****
Ship feels very akin to a single-nose ship - maneuverable and Beautifully balanced for a double pronged ship
...The kick in the balls is it’s Fragile figure, it even looks anorexic
Tends to be flown by more world-weary pilots. They know they're flying to their death
...But they don't care, So not much rage - Totally care-free
It has a large but sound fanbase. Rather than shouting their allegiance, they tend to whisper it. Can be considered a hidden online movement. Unlike their noisy neighbours over at Icari towers.
“The Illuminati”
ICARUS
Icarus pilots tend to be very elite...but they know it. It’s the “Big daddy ship”
They want to protect their reputations. So they don't race much, and when they do they blame a lot of other factors for poor performance(such as Weps, lag bashing etc.) but let’s not beat around the bush here...these guys are rocket fast.
the Ica is a savage beast..it can chop up one's reputation and spit on it...on the other hand...it can make someone's reputation.
The level of respect for a Icari pilot at Phantom is pretty damn high in the eyes of fellow pilots.
“Fast and Loud”
GOTEKI 45
Houses all the old names who've been through it all but just don't have time to lavish so much on it any more
They can be seen as the Heavy ship of yore and this is the reason the old names love it
However, most of it’s pilots love staying out in front, precisely why this heavy ship is accompanied by a large thrust rating
Stunning looks make it the pilot who wants to flaunt’s first choice
Not appreciated by pilots of the lighter vicinity though
Always a nice natured pilot at the helm of this ship.
“Give the pilot some respect...they deserve it.”
TRIAKIS
There is roughly one single main Triakis user in the entire galaxy
Australian and highly militarised - EXPLAINS BOTH SAID PILOT AND SAID SHIP
Pulse and HD ships are some of the worst in the business. The fury ship is another matter
The pilots have a deep-seated hatred of other people on track, hence why they bring out the tank
The camo is rumoured to bring out rage you could only imagine of having...
“The destroyer of universes.”
HARIMAU
Harimau pilots THINK they are up in the elite territory...But they're not as skilled as other pilots
Benchmark between AVERAGE and PRO
Harimau pilots have a great tendency to complain and whine
It has a stat combination that looks as though it will be a tough ship to deal with but in reality...it just glorifies aspiring pilots.
But this explodes rather spectacularly as the fanrage comes tumbling down on you
Harimau Pilots favorite Quotes include such hits as - “OMG WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME” , “SUCH BAD LAG”, “I GET RAMMED 2 DEATH BEFORE 1ST CORNER”
“Harimau users are basically like Assegai users but more complainy”
EG-X
Are you Hipster enough to want a ship with no benefits whatsoever? You are looking at the right ship Mr. Thick Glasses.
It’s also Ugly as sin.
“Who the 🤬 cares.”
MIRAGE
It’s not the ship mirage have that makes it special. It’s the pilots themselves. The pilot pool this team posses is pure talent with a side of talent served with some cold ice talent and talent sauce...get it?
It’s Icarus for people who don’t need to over-compensate.
The ship itself is pretty bland - and incredibly ugly
It’s average as hell. Even more so than FEISAR. You can rely on this badboy but don’t expect any performance enhancers.
“A team with pilots to die for. ‘Nuff said.”