Yay for the bling battalion

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Hahaha, what will they think of next?

Spinning air intakes? :dunce:

Edit: Maybe spinning air intakes to help circulate the air to the engine better? :dunce:

Yeah, the claim that it helps performance is funny. :lol:
 
I love the way they try and make it sound like a performance part as well:
Bling-Bling site
For a variety of cars with electronic fuel injection engine control, the SPINNER EXHAUST TIP has the beneficial effect to eliminate the initial hesitation of the engine under rapid acceleration. Furthermore, the exhaust gases emanating from the tailpipe will be uniformly dispersed into the atmosphere. In some instances the speed of the vehicle will be sufficient to create a negative presence at the outlet of the exhaust tailpipe to assist in the evacuation of the exhaust gases.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bling with performance benefits! What next? Are they going to tell me spinners make the car faster because of the added momentum to the wheel?... :crazy:
 
Omg i will kill who ever made that gay idea up.i didnt think you could get more pointless things than spinners and neons.
 
I can't see how blocking the air flow from the tailpipe could ever improve performance?
 
man your just hurting a cars feelings..

in the 80 porsche and ferrari was penis enlargement tools today it´s spinners..

instead of putting spinner on your car get a nice paintjob and a good engine not a spinner on your exhaust.. if the manufactors know that its good to block your out take they would have put in on there from stock but tey dident.. becouse its not good for the exhaust system
 
Haven't you heard of the attachment to your wheels, that is a spinning LED and it displays the text you type in?

For the life of me I can't find the link, though. And, haven't the time this AM to look for it.

IT does look like some of you are confusing Bling with Performance. They are wholey separate entities. Unlike this kid: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=862227
 
Der Alta
Haven't you heard of the attachment to your wheels, that is a spinning LED and it displays the text you type in?

For the life of me I can't find the link, though. And, haven't the time this AM to look for it.

IT does look like some of you are confusing Bling with Performance. They are wholey separate entities. Unlike this kid: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=862227
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Haha, that thread is hilarious. I loved the photoshop with the Eclipse exploding in the background.
 
Where does it say that?

If it's true, may whatever that is watching over us intervene.
 
sicbeing
how about spinning air vents for maxium air conditioner flow!
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They already sell those here. They also have an air freshener in them.

Well this guy is getting the publicity he wanted and is probably making alot of $$
 
Bling is the most useless trend ever. God I hate hip hop culture. It's getting to the point where it sickens me. Basically, how stylish you are is dictated by how much money you have to spend on useless junk. This just adds fuel to the fire. And by fuel I mean highly volatile rocket fuel. I hope I'll be in the posession of a loaded .50 caliber machine gun when I see one of these useless pieces of crap on the street for the first time.
 
Word. WOOOO WOOOOOOO!

they should put a disclaimer at the bottom of this:

For a variety of cars with electronic fuel injection engine control, the SPINNER EXHAUST TIP has the beneficial effect to eliminate the initial hesitation of the engine under rapid acceleration. Furthermore, the exhaust gases emanating from the tailpipe will be uniformly dispersed into the atmosphere. In some instances the speed of the vehicle will be sufficient to create a negative presence at the outlet of the exhaust tailpipe to assist in the evacuation of the exhaust gases.*
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* - All of which exist without the use of the spinner tip.

You guys are sadly mistaken, however. I'm going to invent "KEEPZ ON BOBBIN' WINSHEELD WIPAZ!" When dat rain bee klea', dey keepz on bobbin in yo' hood-front.
 
Ev0
Bling is the most useless trend ever. ... Basically, how stylish you are is dictated by how much money you have to spend on useless junk. ...
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👍

This is the essence of Bling!

One bit you missed: ...dictated by how much money you have to spend on shiny useless junk. :)
 
haha this is just fun to read.. makes me laught.. :D and yes now days u don´t get respect if u don´t have a skyled out hummer h2 with all the useless junk in it anyway.. common.. u install a tv monitor in the back of the driver seat.. but you can´t watch it becouse u drive.. then its useless acording to me

sure u got the tv but your not gonna use it.. fun for a family but when your alone it hase no use
 
I was trying to think of what they will "spin" next (no pun intended) but I guess this is a good spin off... (again no pun intended). :dopey:
 
FPS_nOOb
I was trying to think of what they will "spin" next (no pun intended) but I guess this is a good spin off... (again no pun intended). :dopey:
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I've actually seen stationary hubcaps. Instead of spinning, they are weighted to always sit in the same position. The effect is that at any speed, it looks like the wheels are not spinning.

I'm trying to think of the next big bling.

edit: How about LED long horns on the hood of the caddy?
 
Spinning tail lights.

LED's that turn on and off in a circle quickly, to make it look like they're spinning around.

That's the next big thing. I should patent it.
 

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