You are a.....

[DQuaN]

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html

I am a:

Toe-sucking pawslut who loves to whap hookers!

I am also a:

Masturbating stud magnet who loves to punch blow-up dolls!

 

[Slick6]

I am a flatulent bastard who loves to worship mufflers.

 

[Rue]

I am a diseased fish-stick who loves to infiltrate c***s! Wow, it's uncanny!

 

[cpl_richie]

I am a tiny vixen that loves to hug sandwiches

as well as

a tiny perpetrator that loves to stroke horses

i could do this all day

 

[Silverzone]

like mega**** giant t***

 

[911_Carrera]

I'm a sexy pinup model who loves to suck Bill Cosby...

I'm also a Monkey-like beauty who loves to grope hot b!tches...

 

[Tom M]

I'm a funky butt that loves to poke beavers.


Can I post that here?

 

[Race Idiot]

I'm a tiny peck who loves to suck Mexico.

Yeah, I mean Mexico is so hot.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I am a notorious beauty who loves to whallop soles.

I am also a questionable sex god who loves to poke birds.

 

[Omnis]

ROTFL.

i am a testicular sex god who loves to infect hot *****es.

no lie. i rock.

 

[Omnis]

lmao....sadly, im also a penile cab driver who loves to swallow sperm.

....and a feminine sea captain who loves to whap monster cocks.

👎

i think i'll stick with the first one.

 

[Danny]

^Sorry for loss of colour. I saved it as a .bmp file in paint

I don't even like Bill Cosby. Honestly!

 

[the_cobbinator]

I'm a growthslutting perpatrator who loves to punish bears.

 

[emad]

pathetic perpetrator who loves to **** beavers...
sounds about right 👍

 

[Viper_Maniac]

I'm a diseased fruitcake who loves to stomp Wile E. Coyote.
I'm a muscular sexgod who loves to watch balls.
I'm a polite penis who loves to flick Mexico.

 

[VIPFREAK]

ehh... You are a Growthslutty Pornstar who loves Fist**** Circus tents

 

[Event]

I am a beautiful Stud-magnet who loves to deflower dildos...

 

[CDailey]

I am a tit-grabbing behemoth who loves to climb calzones.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

I'm a godly pornstar who loves to **** giant tits.

:tup:

 

[Solid Lifters]

I'm a filthy raver lag that loves to hump football malamutes.

 

[Purple Platypus]

LOL!

I'm a titanic sausage link who loves to smack c*nts

Either that or I'm a tit-grabbing Viking Prince who loves to orally explore Geemo!!! (yes, it did have 3 !'s there)

wtf's a geemo

 

[the_cobbinator]

Bust stompslut who loves to smack lesbians.

Interesting...

 

[slk308]

i'm a questionable chick magnet who loves to dejuice women.

 

[Victor Vance]

I'm a shrunken stud magnet who loves to discover *****

 

[High-Test]

I am a questionnable organ donor who loves to reward giant tits.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I am a titanic peck taht loves to swallow tits...

Yum Yum ?

 

[MadHypello]

I am a ****ing hot pimp who loves to pilfer mufflers

 

[MadHypello]

wtf's a geemo

geemo

The protruding bodypart known only to be found on a Carson.

The dude has a geemo

edit:\\ sorry for the doublepost. I meant to edit this to the earlier post, but I forgot

 

[McLaren]

1st: You are a punctual sexy***** who loves to mount trouser snakes (WHAT? )
2nd: You are a ****-heavy salad buffet who loves to explore coke junkies.
(Again...WHAT? )
3rd: You are a boob-sucking bicycle who loves to devour vibrators
(WTF! A bicycle!?)

 

[miata13B]

: ) I am a Penile Pimp Who loves to inflitrate clits : ) that is right : )