You are a.....

[Kelly]

I'm a pathetic penis pumper who likes to fist **** dragons

 

[Dave A]

I'm a gigantic chick magnet who likes to laugh at pumas.
And the second time I'm a boob sucking goliath who likes to discover toilets.

 

[Event]

I'm a tiny Boytoy who loves to infect lesbians!

 

[DJM PRODUCTIONS]

I am a pathetic bastard who loves to sluuuurp kangaroos
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I am a masterbating peck who loves to devour trouser snakes
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[Mr P]

$hit! .... There's no such thing as privacy anymore

 

[Nasadus]

I'm a pathetic sea captain who loves to suck giant tits. 👍

I have made several really wrong sentences.example:You are a tiny baby who loves to dejuice clits.

 

[PSZeTa]

I'm a muscular butt who loves to stroke tigers.
I'm a malignant titan who loves to fatten huskies.
I'm a masturbating stompslut who loves to punish toilets.