You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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when you buy a car from a used car dealer in the belief that you won't be able to purchase a new set of alloys for it
 
when you use GT5 to help you in a physics exam:

'How can you decrease the stopping distance'
Use tyres with more grip (racing softs)

Needless to say, i got an A*
 
When you think Jeff Gordon will tell you, "Are you ready?" when you go to a NASCAR race.

When you think Indy, Grand Valley, HSR, Laguna Seca, and Daytona is the 2011 schedule for NASCAR.
 
I sometimes actually say to myself (or sometimes out loud) "Stupid Bob" whenever I see someone do something stupid driving IRL.
 
You fall asleep after an all night endurance session and wake to your son watching motor sport and spend the first ten minutes trying to get the car on TV to increase pace.
 
You put your GT custom tracks in your iPod for those long drives on the freeway..

Driving past downtown LA in the freeway feels like SSR11.

You have the urge to push the non existent X button with your thumb to shift up while your driving your automatic Civic.
 
Ha-ha, I so much know what you mean. Scandinavian flick really works wonders with shopping trollies.

I do that! Just I once let go of the trolley by accident only to be told off for knocking down a shelf of canned food:tdown::guilty:
 
... when you ask your mechanic why it took him an hour to finish a brake job... where an engine overhaul takes waay less!
 
When you watch of video of Blendtec vs Vitamix and say "Blendtec would've won if you used the money difference to upgrade it!"
 
I sometimes actually say to myself (or sometimes out loud) "Stupid Bob" whenever I see someone do something stupid driving IRL.

Oh, that is so me everyday of my life. Drivers in my area are such wusses in their driving style (Afraid to hit the pedal). :indiff:
 
When your passenger tells you to overtake the car in front, you decide to politely stay behind, even if there are 3 lanes free for you:dunce:
 
You start to complain about everything that you don't like... seen people do that over the last 4 months, but I haven't done that! :)
 
When you phone the mrs twice a day from work during the day, asking her to press x x x o x x to restart B-spec Nurby 4 hour endurance grinding... Nearly at 40!
 
I don't know if these have been said but:

When you wear a racing suit and helmet while playing GT5.

When you slipstream people on the streets.
 
Sales person: "can I help you?"
You: "yeah, could you tell me what level you need to buy a C class AMG?"
Go to a garage and ask for stage 3 rust removal.
Hand your car keys to a random person and keep calling him/her Bob.
Phone up a driving school and ask for help getting gold in licence tests.
Sales person: "can I help you?"
You: "yeah, may I see that against a night backdrop?"
Go to a hand car wash and ask them not to use water.
Phone up help and support and ask them to talk you through the various glitches and exploits.
When playing online start making car noises, might be funnier if you use a microphone.
When you're in a car, constantly keep telling the driver to reduce pace.
 
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