You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When you're thinking about putting a taller gear ratio in your car's gearbox so you don't max out on the Nurburgrings straight this summer ;-)
 
...when the guy in Starbucks offers free whipped cream with your coffee and your first response is...but where's the DLC? Im still waiting for DLC. SB, Where's my DLC?
 
While watching a formula 1 race on tv, the track is wet and you are surprised since there are no jaggies in the waterspray xD
 
When you go to a Car dealership and Answer the questions " What can we do for you?" with....

"First i want a DLC and you must be more intelligent, because the conpetition isn't fast Enough."
 
When you're the passenger in your dads car and you try to see how much of the hood you actually see when looking forward and how much of the dash and thinking "I can only see half of this in GT5"
 
Callumfromleeds
When you're the passenger in your dads car and you try to see how much of the hood you actually see when looking forward and how much of the dash and thinking "I can only see half of this in GT5"
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If you have a triple screen setup then it quite accurately mimics the vision you have at the corner of your eyes. GT5 is tunnel vision but still a good one :crazy: .
 
When it's a rainy day and you're watching the car in the mirror behind you. Wondering why there's no pixelation. :dunce:
 
When you go out of your way to purchase all the cars your friends and family own, so when they come down, you force them to try it out on your steering wheel (Logitech G27) to confirm how much better it feels than the real deal and stand back looking smug with a smug grin whilst dropping the full name of the wheel (ahem, Logitech G27) into every other sentence.

"How's that feel? Feels good, huh? You like it, don't you? Feels real, don't it? Yeah, got the Logitech G27 on sale, 169 quid, you should get one, mind you, it's gone up now, yeah, 200 quid, shame."

Not forgetting to add, you plan on upgrading to a Thrustmaster T500RS and its gear shift TH8RS, mentioning how much it costs and how the shifter isn't included in the price, also adding how some setups can cost grands, then pulling out your phone to show YouTube videos of some crazy rigs starting with the one on hydraulics, you know the one. Then dropping your voice into a low growl and saying "I'm Batman". I'll stop now.
 
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When you're in bed at night and suddenly realise "I need to increase the front downforce setting +2 for my Formula GT"

(happened last night)
 
You decide to try Shift 2 to check out the livery editor and tuning options and wonder why the Car Lot only has 2 different GT-Rs, 1 Miata and one S2000...:crazy:
 
mister dog
When you're in bed at night and suddenly realise "I need to increase the front downforce setting +2 for my Formula GT"

(happened last night)
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Something like that happened with me, I was about to tune the suspension on my S2000 when I realised it was nearly 1am and I had to be up at 6 for school so I went to bed, and as soon as I got into bed I got straight back out and said to myself "Sod it getting my anti roll bar stiffness setting right is more important than staying awake in R.E"
 
When you play gt5 so much with your DFP wheel and when you drive your real car you expect it to hear wwwwweeeeerrreeewwerw every time you turn.
 
When i decide to stop, open my bedroom´s door, take a look around and it is all quiet, all lights turned off and suddenly some snoring sounds coming from the darkness... O_O
 
mister dog
When you're in bed at night and suddenly realise "I need to increase the front downforce setting +2 for my Formula GT"

(happened last night)
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You sir need a 2 week holiday from Gran Turismo 5 :D .

isildur
When you are in a dodgy part of town at night and see a sign that says "Midget Lovers"....and you go in.
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Hmmmm not sure about this one...

XDesperado67
You decide to try Shift 2 to check out the livery editor and tuning options and wonder why the Car Lot only has 2 different GT-Rs, 1 Miata and one S2000...:crazy:
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:crazy:

gt5fanatec
When you play gt5 so much with your DFP wheel and when you drive your real car you expect it to hear wwwwweeeeerrreeewwerw every time you turn.
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:lol: , this happens to quite a lot of people.

Foxiol
When i decide to stop, open my bedroom´s door, take a look around and it is all quiet, all lights turned off and suddenly some snoring sounds coming from the darkness... O_O
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:lol:👍 , but I don't really get this one?
 
When you play GT5 with a DFGT for a couple of hours before a driving lesson, an when it comes to taking a roundabout you only turn your wheel a quarter turn and nearly plough into incoming traffic, at 25 mph,and the instructor grabs the wheel to get round the turn. Scary
 
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