You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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...when you dive into a roundabout and grab first gear while turning hard

...when you try to rev your car just to the point before it hits the limiter every time

...when you look forward to driving GT5 more than you look forward to actually driving your real life performance car

...when all you can think about while watching a Red Bull Formula One demo at your local race track (read: once in a lifetime opportunity) is whether or not your muscle car can race in the historic race car races when you get home
 
You know you`ve played GT5 too much when your drifting off to sleep and start dreaming about a race in GT5,suddenly realising you about to over shoot an appraching tight bend and yellout "OH 🤬" and try to hit the brake pedal but kick your wife HARD in the leg. :-) and you both wake up!
 
When you dream you're racing on the Nurburgring and wake up with your hands in the air.
 
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you start shifting gears in thin air in bed while laying next to your significant other... after which she wakes up and asks what the heck you are doing?!
 
... when the first thing you think of when you wake up for work is CRAP, why did i sell that lotus elise, my b-spec needed it!
 
When you start racing shop carts! and screaming, crap this dude is way to slow! I gotta slipstream him and pass. BRUUUUUUUUUM!!!
 
When you open the right-side door of your car, sit, look at the steering wheel & pedals on the left and say "how the hell did those get over there?"
 
when you drive into walls thinking you will sustain no damage to your car.

ahaha sounds like me! Today i woke up at work and i thought..f*k why didnt i buy the NSX-R Proto 01' (used car lot) !? I had the money, would be great for my B spec noob:yuck:

Instead i brought a jag e type lol
 
When you walk into your garage and call the cops because your 15mil Muira's not there
 
...when you play so much your loved ones leave you to fester in your own filth, surrounded by old pizza boxes, multipacks of cola and your collection of razzle mags. Finally, you realise you wasted your life and attempt to strangle your self with your g27's power cable (which you bought after saving up all your dole money).

Did I do this right? HAHAHAHAHA. Ha?
 
...when your cruising up I-295 on the way to work in your '03 Corolla S Automatic and your fingers reach for G25 paddle shifters that aren't there.

I seriously caught myself doing that accidentally this morning as I was passing into the middle lane! Too funny! :lol:
 
... when taking a helmet with you, each time you go driving in RL

... when you wonder about the new feature PD gave us: oncoming trafic

... when you abuse your tires, brakes and engine just to wake up the next day and realise that the brake discs are still down, the brake pads are still non-existant, your tires are still rubbed down to the carcasse; and the worst: your head gasket is gone and your water pump blew up.
 
When you google "Special Stage Route 7" looking for real-life pics of the place and then you realize it doesn't actually exist.

When you sell your PS2 and waits 3 years for GT5 only to get disappointed with the game and yell "Why in the mother of 🤬 did I sell my PS2!! GT4 was waaaaaaaay better than this piece-a-🤬!!!
 
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