You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When u drive down the road and u see all the cars that are in gran turismo.. And it gets you furious that the car your driving will smoke 99 percent of em and it still isn't in gt5.

Sincerely,
Disgruntled cts-V owner...
 
You're thinking of going on this forum and responding to posts.

This happens to me a lot. Then again, I like forming arguments and debating them, so that might be why, although not necessarily to the point where it starts a flame war.
 
.....when after a full day of playing, you felt like you had a productive day. Bought, sold, traded, tuned, painted, raced, glitched, conversed, cycled, repaired, gifted, pm'ed, etc.....whew, long day, time to......play more and go to sleep at 5am.
 
I was just getting ready for bed and was thinking about putting a frozen dinner in the microwave to eat before going to sleep but thought to myself, "That takes too long to load..."
 
When you try and find the racing line at the shopping center, with your trolley, and you try overtake people to get your milk.
 
When you start flashing your high beams at slow drivers in real life.
(I've been very tempted to do this, and did it to a person that pulled out a short ways ahead of me.)

this is actually what your supposed to do on the autobahn here in germany. people get out of the way quick.




You might have played too much already if you have reached 100%.
 
...when you went to the mall and saw a boy with a hat, which made you remember about the time you lost your hat on a roller coaster at a theme park that your friend took you to in a car, which made you remember that his car was an American car, which made you remember that you saw one drift, which made you think about Japanese mountains, which made you think about Japanese cars, which made you think about the time you saw some Japanese cars, which makes you remember that one of the cars was a Toyota, which made you remember that the dude from Initial D drove a Toyota, which made you remember that the dude in Initial D raced against a Nissan, which made you remember that Nissan makes the Skyline, which made you think about the GT-R, which made you saw "G" and "T", which made you think about Gran Turismo, which made you think about Gran Turismo 5.
 
FastTech
... when you slipstream people when you are walking, hoping you'll be faser by using less energy.

... when you finish taking a shower/bath and spin very quickly to make yourself dry.

Hahahahaa, good one. I'm out of breath from reading all these. By far the funniest thread on here.
 
When you try to buy a REAL car with Cr....you could swear you thought you had 20 mil last time you checked.
 
When you Scandinavian flick the shopping trolly at the end of the isle then proceed to drift a perfect hairpin turn into the next isle, almost clipping the edges of the bulk stack of products on the end with the front of the trolley as you "apex" the turn. Then proceed to manji down the entire isle and repeat the process.

Is that the green Woolworths trolleys very good handling compared to the red Coles trolleys.
 
...when you go to your local Car Dealership, see nothing you like; and ask "if I come back tomorrow, will you have cycled through all these?"

:lol:👍

I work in a car dealership, and no you don't get cycled cars...:lol:
 
When learning to drive you take racing lines of roundabouts and around corners (I actually did this lol)
 
Or.......when u type up your resume and under additional skills you put: Bought, sold, traded, tuned, painted, raced, glitched, conversed, cycled, repaired, gifted, pm'ed,
 
When you are on a bus and see a veyron drive past and you say out loud "my x2010 will own u anytime at nurb"

When you scream at the taxi driver telling him how such a stupid driver he is.
 
When you bought a Magnaflow cat-back exhaust for your Z28, take it to the exhaust shop to have it installed, you turn to leave and the shop technician ask..."Sir, do you want this installed at this time?" :grumpy:
 
When you go to a Nissan dealership and you get amazed that there aren't 500 Skylines and 50 GT-Rs
 
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When you hear 1979 from the Smashing Pumpkins on the radio and you suddenly feel like you're on the Nuburgring
 
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