You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

[Hossmcgillicutt]

When after playing for 30 years, you actually have a seizure. I told my doctor like it warns you to do, and he laughs and asks, "so why do you still have a controller in your hand?". The paramedic speaks up and says, "he wouldn't get in the ambulance without it"
Sad but true, H. McGillicutti

 

[Jcharrison12]

You want to nudge the bad "ai" driver in front of you mid turn...except they are not "ai"....they are a typical Florida driver...

You wonder if real life uses "online physics" or "offline physics"

Everytime an expensive car drives by you dismiss it saying: "I have two of those in my garage"

You hear a riced out civic and think "he should have gone for the sport exhaust or left it stock"

 

[Caliper]

When there's a really slow driver blocking the lane and have tried everything to pass him, you see an incoming curve and get the urge to bump pass him.

When you want to talk to your driving buddy, try to press "start" and realize you're pressing the horn.

When you're in a hurry, try to shift up and end you squirting washing fluid.

When you're cruising and wonder why is there is no douchebag with an X2010 around.

You're stuck in gridlock for hours and are worrying about the electricity bill.

You feel weird because the sky is moving.

 

[TECHNIKRS4]

Find yourself in a online race from game start up with your eyes closed..

 

[analog]

When you actually see a very rare (at least in the Netherlands since only available in RHD) R33 Skyline in upcoming traffic like I did today and think, oh no another one?

 

[Ferrari_1996]

When you slipstream poeple on the motorway.

 

[ebhk]

When you drive home from school on a bicycle, and starts to find the perfect break spot for a corner and accelerate out of the corner very fast, but still are afraid for the oversteer!

 

[BarronGeddon]

when the novelty is gone =(

 

[marcus_war]

when you realise that you dont get money for doing 80 in a 15

when you wake up after dreaming about a racecar parachuting from the sky only to realise that there are no ferraris or lambos in your neighborhood but for some reason a few corvettes and you say "it's gotta be premium- no, wait... damn"

 

[Biobunny]

When you think the Fiat 500 handles better, and is better then a Formula GT because you know all Premium cars are better then standard ones.

 

[Biobunny]

When you treat a taxi driver like a B-spec driver.

 

[Tbear]

You burst out laughing when someone at a party introduces himself as "Bob".

 

[VBR]

...you're walking around a corner on the pavement (sidewalk) & you naturally take the racing line, thinking to yourself: "Track in, apex & track out!"

 

[Rico_S]

When you're expecting a mini map right in the middle of your vision when driving a car in dirt track.

 

[BradKinder]

When the latest update is a super car challenge that allows any car, but you don't even want to play it because tire wear is forced off.

 

[Chqr]

....when you see a Fiat 500 and thinks "I bet that will not make it up that hill"

Brilliant.

In fact, brilliant thread.

 

[Lambob]

When every TV channel / input selection my wife chooses, shows GT5 grind sessions.

 

[chriz00]

When driving in real life & all looking at the cars around you, it feels like you are in GT5.

 

[madmyk]

When I see a nice car on the road and I wonder - do I have that paint chip? That would look great on my Maserati.

 

[Giygas]

Your tv screen is permanently damaged with the image of your speedometer.

 

[Biobunny]

When you go to a Chevrolet dealer and then you wonder where the Nascars and the old Corvettes are.

 

[Frozzy]

...you're walking around a corner on the pavement (sidewalk) & you naturally take the racing line, thinking to yourself: "Track in, apex & track out!"

LOL I do this when i'm running/jogging on the track

 

[DJones]

Am I the only one who thought dirty on this?

No........
I just did that yesterday. With no hands.
Maybe someone else will get it meow.

When you take the time to tune the camaro iroc to the same power/weight ratio and suspension setup as your 87 trans am. I even trailed the tires. Apparently iv got between sports medium and hards. I don't care though they were free. Anyways, I love estimating my rl lap times with that

 

[Inferno251]

When you think your car will only have a scratch after a big crash!

 

[TURBOMATIZ]

When you think your daewoo matiz is a zonda r!!!

 

[another_jakhole]

When you perform a drive-by.

 

[crossup]

when you think you need to post on this thread....
or
when your S.O. tells you that you have played too much and they're leaving you
or
the wife says you should sell your DFGT on craigslist because its obvious the G-27 is the only one you'll use and you tell her, no way, I ONLY have the price of a G=27 "invested" in the two wheels, what if the G-27 breaks???

 

[mykem]

You have no time to spend talking about the game on a site like GTPlanet.

 

[plate88]

......when you suggest to the wife that your newborn son should be named "Bob".

 

[corporatesteve]

when you realize that you too chicken **** to ever race on the real nurburgring