You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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......when you suggest to the wife that your newborn son should be named "Bob".:)

One of my B-spec drivers has the same last name as me so I am determined to call my first born son something with an N to match.
 
When you start to take the racing line when walking places.
 
The inside edge of your thumbs are stained black from the fake fabric of your wheel.
 
When you keep pressing R1 to zoom in on the XMB and other games.

And, when you retire all of your high ranking Bobs just to make new Bobs all with the same last name as yours (true story, I have done these:dopey:).

.....you have read APEX too many times on the Shi**er

:lol: This very much also :lol:
 
When you keep pressing R1 to zoom in on the XMB and other games.

Soooooooooooo many times! WTF are all those other developers thinking? Hasn't this been a standard feature since, like, the NES?
 
When you start to take the racing line when walking places.

I swear this has appeared so many times in each of the treads, it is just so true.

The next step is to start simulating understeer and oversteer.
 
I swear this has appeared so many times in each of the treads, it is just so true.

The next step is to start simulating understeer and oversteer.

:lol: Start to walk sideways with your back end out.
 
When you crash and say "Restart Race!"
 
When you go to a private seller and ask for a duplicate
 
When you're going to brake and look for the square button in the steering wheel :scared:
 
... your $1,500 plasma TV has a permanent image of the speedo/tach and fuel gauge burnt into the screen.
 
When some one mentions F.Alonso meeting a group of students in Korea who designed futuristic Ferrari's and your reply is
"What....? No.....! He's meant to be remote racing!"
and you feel stupid because nobody else gets the joke.

Guilty.
 
... you try to kick the person in front in traffic because he's blocking the race.
 
When you try overtaking several cars after drafting behind them in your first driving lesson.
 
when you drift down your stairs as it is a touge track
 
Lol,when you go to your local dealer and all you see are nsx's,skylines,and Mazda miatas:D And when you go to home depot and say what will you take for this gold chrome,I want to paint my car with this o,your so used to automatic in gt5 you take your car out to work but your curious why the cars still not moving.
 
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I was watching the F1 qualifying session on Nurburgring and I thought the cars were going so slow... :) (I got my Gold on Vettel's Challenge last week)
 
When I try to find the racing apex wherever I walk. (I do actually do this still)
 
...you put oil in your car from underneath it.

...you make fun of slow people by calling them Bob.

...your car is a stealth model.

...you strategetically place groceries in your car so that you maintain a good weight distribution.

...you put camber on your minivan.
 
...you put oil in your car from underneath it.
:lol: And when you wash your car, sometimes you're washing thin air and it still gets clean.
Such simple details missed by the programmers. The oil thing is particularly annoying.:ouch:
 
When you try to buy a classic car for only 20,000 pounds...
 
When you push the volume up button on your steering wheel cuz you want to look behind you.... happens often, i know, sad.

(I have a G27 wheel and the left wheel button is the look back button)
 
When you are going to buy a car and you ask "Are these duped?"
 
...when you download GT5 soundtrack and listen to it in your car.
 
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