You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When you go to a race track and ram somebody just to check if damage and penalties are on.
When you get stopped by the cops and you start crying "Please, don't kick meeee!"
When you go to the Peugeot dealership and try to buy an 908 HDi.
When you forget that you have to turn the engine ON.
When you try to change the driving perspective.
When you try to buy airplane tickets to Special Stage Route.
 
When you're in a marathon and think the other people are AI, so you take the shortcuts (but the penalty was on ;))
 
.....when i print out the complete carlist and let my wife check in my gt5 garage which cars i have and which not.....and yes, also she was complaining about the amount of skylines....

I typed up the car list myself and printed it out. Wait :X
 
You know you've played too much GT5..
when you go to the garage to change the oil and expect the guy to go under the car and drink whats in the car first.
 
KilzoneStrife
You know you've played too much GT5..
when you go to the garage to change the oil and expect the guy to go under the car and drink whats in the car first.

Or when you change your oil and try refilling it underneath the car and then you are covered in oil
 
KilzoneStrife
You know you've played too much GT5..
when you go to the garage to change the oil and expect the guy to go under the car and drink whats in the car first.

I Burstead in laughs reading this one....lOooool
xD
 
KilzoneStrife
You know you've played too much GT5..
when you go to the garage to change the oil and expect the guy to go under the car and drink whats in the car first.

I thought this same thing the other day. Like, how does the car go up in the air with no lift or jack? Where does the old oil go? And how the 🤬 does he put new oil in? Gravity must be strange in the world of GT5 :lol:
 
When you sing along to the jazzy jingles in menu screens...

When *your wife begins singing along to the menu musics...

Also, she navigates the screens after Bob's done a race and gets him started on the next for me sometimes...
 
KilzoneStrife
You know you've played too much GT5..
when you go to the garage to change the oil and expect the guy to go under the car and drink whats in the car first.

:lol:👍

I've always wondered about the guys at GT Auto and how they work. No wonder, they got mysterious powers. ;):lol:
 
When you notice a guy's left rear tire is stepping outward slightly and you ask him what toe angle he's running.

Only to have him look at you like you're a weirdo...

When you try to explain to your mom the benefits of slow in, fast out technique over the phone.
 
When you think you are the best because the AIs move out of your way when you get close to them
 
When you drive more miles on gt5 in 2 years then what you have on your 4 year old car.

When your driving your car in the winter and say "I'm using worn tires for more of a challenge".

When you go through a corner to fast and and yell understeer and try to pause the game. (on a track of course)

When your friends are talking about cars and you brag about your cars on gt5,
 
when you drive in the rain and slide around a corner on accident and blame tire wear.

when you press the radio button to pause your car.

when you try to J-turn into a parking spot at walmart. lol
 
When you start using the driving wheel when playing a none racing game, or when you use the controller as an F1 wheel(with noises).
True Stories.
 
I mean three months since your wife left you.

She wouldn't leave you one day one.

If she did, then she's a........well I think you know what I'm getting at.

Think about it. 5 years on the waiting. You'd cream your pants day one, wouldn't you? (i did...)
Unfortunately, your better half notices this phenomenon which triggers a stream of thoughts about the future...it's not looking good pal. She leaves.

My contribution to this thread...
You know you've played too much when...you walk into a car dealership and say "Can I RM this one?...what do you mean it's not RM!?":odd:
 
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