You know you have ALREADY played GT5 too much when...

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When you realize it's 2012 and you haven't played anything else during that time... :drool:

Not my case, but I'm sure some of you are exactly like this :sly:
 
Think about it. 5 years on the waiting. You'd cream your pants day one, wouldn't you? (i did...)
Unfortunately, your better half notices this phenomenon which triggers a stream of thoughts about the future...it's not looking good pal. She leaves.

To be fair, if you ACTUALLY cream your pants playing a computer game, then the problem may not lie with said wife.

I know a disabled person, only half of his brain works, and when he plays computer games, he goes to the toilet where he sits. Because he doesn't want to come off.

Obviously that is really sad, but you get my point.
 
To be fair, if you ACTUALLY cream your pants playing a computer game, then the problem may not lie with said wife.

I know a disabled person, only half of his brain works, and when he plays computer games, he goes to the toilet where he sits. Because he doesn't want to come off.

Obviously that is really sad, but you get my point.

Yes, I do get your point. Sorry about that person.
My intentions where not to carry this far, but simply carry the spirit of this thread.

My apologies if it offended anyone. :)


...your constant "status" on your PSN friends list is "Gran Turismo 5" :sly:

Had that happen to me once. Someone was convinced that I had altered the text where the name of the game/app that I'm currently using shows up, and asked me "How did you get the game name next to your ID?" I simply replayed..."I never got out of the game bro! :sly: "
 
It is time to buy your 10th DS3 controller to replace the last worn one!
 
When two years has gone by and you're still playing the Sunday Cup for no other reason than to see if any car, besides a Fiat 500, in the game can actually lose that series...
 
XS
When two years has gone by and you're still playing the Sunday Cup for no other reason than to see if any car, besides a Fiat 500, in the game can actually lose that series...

Now THAT is dedication! :dopey:👍
 
When you play gt5 daily for 2 years your ps3 brakes and you can't sleep at night cause you dont have your fix.... :-/
 
driftmonkey1971
When you play gt5 daily for 2 years your ps3 brakes and you can't sleep at night cause you dont have your fix.... :-/

Get it fixed. Now. Could have serious side effects if you don't ;)
 
When you look around in traffic and start to wonder where all the Skylines are hiding.
 
When you see a Nissan GT-R Black Edition on the streets and you're not impressed.
 
driftmonkey1971
When you play gt5 daily for 2 years your ps3 brakes and you can't sleep at night cause you dont have your fix.... :-/

Get it fixed or get a new PS3 and transfer data. ;)

When my fatty went bye-bye with the laser, I was in a nightmare, but I survived and I got both a slim and my fatty's laser is fixed. :D
 
When you're in Asda and you have racing music on your headphones and run into the back of your step-mum cause you was trying to slipstream.

Happened this morning. :dunce:
 
...when your Playstation gets turned on more than your spouse.

Wow!!! That's gotta hurt, but good one. I just wish it was not true. I know. LOL I think?
 
When you don't care about GT anymore.
 
When you tell a cop to kick someone out of the lobby for driving in an X2011.
 
When you're trying to hit all the perfect apexes on your way to school on your bike
 
C6.R
When you're trying to hit all the perfect apexes on your way to school on your bike

Or you say you need to get a softer compound tire to shave a couple seconds :lol:
 
When your wife hides all 3 ps3 remotes, unplugs the power and HDMI cable's and hides gt5. Then says gt5 must have broken the ps3 and you're not allowed to buy a new one when asked where everything is.

When your daughter comes downstairs for water in the middle of the night and says "oh great you're playing that racing game again" and suggests you seek help for your addiction.

All this even after not playing for roughly a year then starting again a few months ago.
 
When I keep grinding that same 1000 ticket for a hour or so until a halfway decent race car shows up that I don't have yet!
 
klamb
When I keep grinding that same 1000 ticket for a hour or so until a halfway decent race car shows up that I don't have yet!

Or, you have every car so you give it to a random person on your friend list :lol:
 
When you play B-spec on mute (mainly because you have a GT5 addiction and its 7am on a Sunday morning) and you swear you can not only hear the cars, but you know what song is playing.

True Story.
 
When you dream about drifting on Tsukuba with your drift crew :D
 
When you go to a classic car dealer, see a '54 Corvette, ask the dealer to tell you the description of the car, and wonder why he never mentioned a Silverado
 
When you go to garage and ask for Stage Three weight reduction....
 
When you get in a Runner in Borderlands 2 and expect to have an invisible wall to prevent you from driving off map.
 
When you stop playing all together and get the new NASCAR game, only to realize that it has much better racing than GT5.
 
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