You know you're playing GT4 too much when...

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When you don't trust anyone named bob and think everyone with initials "A.I." is stupid.
 
When you verbally and physically abuse your PS2 to get the 🤬 thing to play GT4.
 
You know you're playing GT4 too much when the ps2 is so loud you can't hear the tv.

And when you're on day 2000 and had the game for less the a year.
 
You sin as much as possible because Church taught you that if you do, you will go to hell and you find the Green Hell more appealing than heaven...

Haha! Nice one! 👍
Mind if I rephrase that to... "when your idea of heaven is the green hell":sly:

Here's another two i came up with....
You know you're playing too much GT4 when you're basement junk is mostly composed of broken DS2s, DFPs, and G25s.

You know you're playing too much GT4 when you can't remember your wedding anniversary or your first born son's birthday, but remember when the black beauties come out on the GT4 calendar.
 
Haha! Nice one! 👍
Mind if I rephrase that to... "when your idea of heaven is the green hell":sly:

My other version I just came up with. You've been playing too much GT4 when yuo go on a killing spree because church taught you sinners go to hell and the Green Hell is more appealing than Heaven.

(Not to be totally un-religious, but, um, maybe I've been playing too much GT4.)
 
When you're at the dealer getting an oil change, instead of humming the GT Auto tune, you go out to the used lot and figure out how many of the cars are in GT4.

And can remember this without having a list in front of you.

(Sadly, not true for me...yet :D)
 
When you know every single track including the Nurburgring off by heart and always can get sub 6 minutes on the Nurburgring.
When you see a Ferrari and say thats not real. Then your Dad says yes it is. But then you say It must have been a hack.
When you love the game so much you go onto a forum called GTPlanet and talk all day about it and show people your photos of your favourite cars on the net. (Guilty very guilty)
 
When you try to beat Mini at song writing.

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Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About losing and not pitting
All at once
I am one of those
Fools who hates to lose
Force Feedback's rattling my bones
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give my car crap tyres
Sometimes there's a power cut in the middle of a race
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Have I just got Repetitive Strain Injury?
Or is it just cramp

I went to a car dealer
To by myself some wheels
But I need 2,000 more credits
To buy them
I went to GTP
They said I need to vacate to photomode
So quit my racing cause
It's bringing my petrol down

Sometimes I give my car crap tyres
Sometimes there's a power cut in the middle of a race
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Have I just got Repetitive Strain Injury?
Or is it just cramp
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So G-Force better hold on

*engine revs for 30 seconds*

Sometimes I give my car crap tyres
Sometimes there's a power cut in the middle of a race
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Have I just got Repetitive Strain Injury?
Or is it just cramp

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I can't rhyme to save my life.
 
Er... wow. That sure was... whatever you were... uh.. trying... for it to be... sorta...
 
When you go to the toyota dealer and ask for some N2s when you want to drift your celica. When they recommend a tire place you wonder just what they are talking about.
 
... when 90% of excel sheets on your PC have car tuning information in them.

... when after talking at the office about how nice a stock BMW M3 handles day after day, you manage to unintentionally convince one of your buddies that you have one for a daily ride.
 
When your ps2 has stacks of papers full of settings in 'em for everything from Off road, endurances, drifting, and even gripping
 
When you're at the dealer getting an oil change, you go out to the used lot and figure out how many of the cars are in GT4.

And can remember this without having a list in front of you.

I've been guilty of doing this while driving to and from work. I trainspot all the fellow motorists who's cars are in GT4. :rolleyes:
 
You know you play GT4 too much when...

You have your TV next to your PC just so you can be on GTPlanet and GT4 at the same time. Guilty. :sly:

You wonder why people IRL can get injuries from crashing thier cars.

You drift on your rollerskates/skateboard. Guilty. :dopey:

You've read all 39 pages, and waiting for more pages of this thread. Guilty. :guilty:

You try to play GT3 but you are too rusty to even think about bronzing a liscence test. Guilty. :grumpy:

Your GTP name is TuneRVisioN. Ohh... wait... GUILTY!! :)

You laugh at NASCAR because you drive on the Nurburgring while they do a simple oval course. VERY GUILTY!!! :lol:

Every single one of your memory cards has a different save of GT4. Guilty. :p

You drive a Peugeot 205 Evo II rally car in the Japan GT Championship just so you can get sideways. GUILTY! :trouble:

You make up special Gran Turismo Songs just like MiniCooper did. Not Guilty... Yet...

You are scared when you feel G-Forces from the car your driving IRL.

You are reading this post I made. I'm guilty of course. :sly:


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you know youre playing GT4 too much when you look at the newest issue of SUPER STREET and see the mines GTR on the cover and think .....drove it fun car, next please.
 
Get 100 posts, follow SERGE's directions, and you'll have an avatar. BUT, do not spam to get 100 posts! You need to have meaningful posts, or the mods might set your count back to 0...
 
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when your avatar is a gt4 logo

when you buy a car cause it was in GT4 (no offense to anyone who ever has)

when you get the brilliant idea to tune said car to hit 300+mph and plot to race bugatti veyrons and kosinegg (i think thats how you spell it) CCXs for pink slips (or in the case of the veyron a 24 karat gold slab that says TITLE and has all the regular mumbo jumbo on it)

when you wreck said car in a firery ball of flames but manage to escape seconds before VTEC kicked in and it blew a crater the size of texas in the ground.
thats all i got for now
 
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when you get the brilliant idea to tune said car to hit 300+mph and plot to race bugatti veyrons and kosinegg (i think thats how you spell it) CCXs for pink slips (or in the case of the veyron a 24 karat gold slab that says TITLE and has all the regular mumbo jumbo on it)

No it is Koenigsegg CCX but it was closer than how Topgear spelt it.
Any way lets keep the ball rolling.....
When you do your homework all you can think about is GT4 and your wicked Mercedes SL65 that looks like a Brabus and you write all the stats in your book instead of the Shakespeare answers. Guilty
When the only game in your opinion is GT4 and all the rest on the rack seem as about as intresting as a dead fish. Guilty
When you play GT4 straight for 2 weeks. Not guilty..... yet
When you cry when you sell your first car on GT4. Guilty
That should keep you going.​
 
When you cry when you sell your first car on GT4. Guilty
Sorry, but I can't picture anyone hitting the sell button on GT4 and breaking into tears. Yes, it would mean you played to much, but I don't think there's anyone who actually has played that much...
 
When the only game in your opinion is GT4 and all the rest on the rack seem as about as intresting as a dead fish. Guilty

You know you're playing GT4 too much...

When every PS2 game you own starts with GT...Guilty

GT3, GT4, GTAIII, GTA:VC, GTA:SA, GTA:LCS

When the only reason you bought the PS2 was for GT4 - Not quite guilty. It was actually for GT3
 
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