We get both Accords. The TSX is the Euro Accord, and that's pretty much near-compact sized here.

Our Accord is this disgusting mess:
I'll admit this: The coupe is damn sexy.
The Malibu actually starts $1,200 higher than the Camry, but no-one buys a Camry with that level of equipment. Normally, the Malibu has more value than the Camry. The Aura/Malibu hybrid's fuel economy benefits are slim, and the Hybrid Camry is an actual hybrid. Wait till GM introduces the Two-Mode Malibu and Aura...
They're still fairly reliable here, but the build quality is in the toilet. The Camry's I've sat in were all rattle-traps, and these are new models mind you.
Toyota rushed the development of that engine, and it was really half-baked. You only see million mile cars from around there because Japanese cars from about 10-25 years ago had a wonderful tendency to rust. But here's a saying I've heard around here: American cars will run like crap from 75K miles on, but they're damn near unstoppable. Japanese cars will all go out at around 130K.

Case in point: My grandparents bought a 1968 Plymouth Fury I wagon brand new, and cars then didn't last much longer than what, 80K miles? That car kept on going, with its original engine and powertrain (Slant Six baby!) until the mid-eighties. When they sold it, it had somewhere around 350K miles! Afterwards, they would still see the car around town. What a tank that thing must've been.
While I agree with you about rather owning a GM over a Japanese car, and my personal bias against Toyota, they're still reasonably well put together, and cheap and easy to fix. Perfectly fine for the vanilla oatmeal masses.