F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

Pedro: McLaren haven't been in the news for a negative story in a while, what do you think of this though?
Jaime: What is it?
Pedro: First there was Spy-gate. Then there was Lie-gate. Now, they will see my-eight!

pezzarinho17

Pedro: McLaren haven't been in the news for a negative story in a while, what do you think of this though?
Jaime: What is it?
Pedro: First there was Spy-gate. Then there was Lie-gate. Now, they will see my-eight!

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I don't get it.

haitch40

I don't get it.

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Eight inches
OR
Innuendo for 'little Pedros' two friends

Just a guess,

Jimlaad43

Eight inches

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Correct, did wonder if people would have the mind for it...
Old saying goes, if you have to explain the joke...

Jaime: Since when do the photographers pay any attention to us?

Pedro, since this - bada boom - Doing his best Michael Jackson crotch grab!

Entree Finale!

Jaime: Pedro, I was really upset at you for telling those "your Mom" jokes, but now I see you were just trying to compensate... maybe you should try Monster Truck racing.

Final Entry.

Pedro: Did you know that race'emhard is actually gonna compete this time?

Jamie: *distracted*

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Standings (after Round Four)

1st: Touring Mars - 57 pts
2nd: LewyOs - 41 pts
3rd: ADEuk - 40 pts

4th: TopGearFTW - 34 pts
5th=: DQuaN, Alex. - 25 pts
7th: daan - 20 pts
8th: mPWRD - 18 pts
9th: niky - 16 pts
10th: livemusic - 15 pts

11th=: GTP_Ingram, PeterJB - 13 pts
13th=: Bee, Famine - 11 pts
15th: mafia_boy - 10 pts
16th=: interludes, C-ZETA - 9 pts
18th=: lukecfc, driftking18594, race'emhard - 4 pts
21st=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, granturismite - 3 pts
24th: TheStig13 - 2 pts

Congratulations to Alex. for winning Round Four of the 2011 competition

TM, you might need to check your quote. Particularly the bold bit.

ROUND FOUR - RESULTS

Congratulations to Alex. for winning Round Three of the 2011 competition

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Also, how the hell am I 15th & 18th??

mafia_boy

TM, you might need to check your quote. Particularly the bold bit.



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Also, how the hell am I 15th & 18th??

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He got the flags wrong a couple of times as well.

Woot, top 10!

Awesome. Thanks guys. First points of the year and first ever win.

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Alonso: I'm so excited for this race, can't wait! How about you, Felipe?

Felipe: Cool, an Angry Birds update!

While everyone else looked racey coming into Spain, the Ferrari drivers were looking pretty fiiine.

Felipe: lol, no points again. He should give up and quit.

Fernando: Nonsense, they need a backmarker to laugh at miserably.


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*Catches fire and gets a DNS*

Alonso: "I just got another 5 years on my contract"

Massa: "So did I, with unlimited texts"


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Anonymous guy: Hello, who's is this?
Alonso: Yeah, I am [Fernando] Alonso. 💡
Anonymous: Uhhh... wrong number...
Alonso: (hangs up phone)
Massa: Who's the guy calling you?
Alonso: Unknown guy. He's dialing to me mistakenly!
Massa:

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Felipe Massa: Giancarlo says "Congratulations on the new contract"...... oh and Kimi says "See you in Nascar in 2 years...."

Massa: Hey look, I'm winning at this F1 game!
Alonso: Hey look, I'm winning in real life

The cause of Massa's off is finally revealed

Text message: "Felipe, you are not to discuss Fernando's incident with the panini press. We are trying to hide the accident by putting his junk in plain view."

Felipe, I feel good about this weekend. Our new car is absolutely unbeatable!

A minute, 'nando, I have a message... "Felipe, baby, this is Rob... About that new wing..."

Massa: I just got my longest snake ever...
Alonso: I didn't need to know that.

[On text]: Hey Felipe, this guy is replacing u next year. *Picture of Nick Heidfeld*
Massa: Hey, someones sent me a picture message saying that I'm going to be replaced by Obi-wan Kenobi next year.

The Ferrari drivers decide to walk; its faster than driving!

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[I hope we get some better pics than paddock shots in Monaco ]