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Round Seven - Canada





Mario Gabriele Andretti - born February 28, 1940

Andreas Nikolaus "Niki" Lauda - born February 22, 1949

Bernard Charles "Bernie" Ecclestone - born October 28, 1830

Round Seven - Canada





Mario Andretti: Niki Lauda, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

Always looking for an advantage, Ferrari taps into their Senior Driver Development Program for set-up advice.

The F1 Barbershop quartet. Missing from photo Eddie Jordan.

Hearing the news of Mario's appointment as the ambassador for the United States Grand Prix,
Bernie demands the hosting fee...

Apologies to Ferrari_458 and RACECAR... 4th place (and 11 points) were inadvertently awarded to RACECAR (caption W last week) instead of Ferrari_458 (caption X), and so the points standings have now been changed. Thanks for pointing out the error 👍

When Bernie floated the idea of an F1 boy band this wasn't what everyone had in mind....

Andretti: Hey Bernie, hows about we go karting with me and Niki.
Bernie: Fine, but I want to be Wario.

Reporter: Now an interview with three former members of the band Slipknot.

This season is fantastic. Most winners ever in the first seven races, most champions ever on the track... how will we make 2013 better? Following Michael Schumacher's example, we will add even more former champions to the grid!

Jurassic Parc fermé.

Final Entry

Flex0r

Jurassic Parc fermé.

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I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

Touring Mars

I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

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I was also struggling, but suddenly I had a flare of inspiration 💡

Open mic night in Montreal wasn't exactly popular on the Grand Prix weekend...
Bernie: "Anyone up for a duet of my favourite Pink Floyd song, you know the one with the cash register sounds in the introduction... anyone? "

Touring Mars

I'm struggling to come up with one this week, but that's a classic!

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Same here, and agree, that is a classic.

Touring Mars

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(Sorry in advance for this poor offering)



(Bernie) "Hey Mario, did i ever tell you that joke about the burns victim?"

(Mario) "Errrr... (awkward on the spot moment)"

(Niki) "!?!?!!!!!........ (steadily accumulating anger)"

Interviewer: Welcome to the F1 fan forum, and today we are delighted to be joined by F1 legends, Mario Andretti and Niki Lauda...
Mario: Niki who?
Interviewer: ... Lauda.
Mario: NIKI WHO?

Round Seven - Canada





The latest ModNation Racers 'Bobblehead' Driver Models

Bernie: Licorice lollypop anyone?

Mario: sweet root!

Bernie gets views on his new idea to spice up the racing.

Random sabotage.

Standings (after Round Seven)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 83 pts •
2nd: Touring Mars - 69 pts •
3rd: DK - 56 pts ••

4th: LewyOs - 52 pts •
5th: Flex0r - 50 pts •
6th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
7th: Stiggy - 29 pts
8th: RACECAR - 27 pts
9th: dhandes • - 26 pts
10th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts

12th: gorsad - 22 pts
13th: Liquid - 21 pts
14th: Famine - 20 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th: tribolik - 17 pts
17th: livemusic - 16 pts
18th: At 1ness - 15 pts
19th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
20th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
21st=: zed300, BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
23rd: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
24th=: Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
26th: niky - 7 pts
27th=: haitch40, funkyDucks - 4 pts
29th=: Sach, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
31st: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to Flex0r for winning Round Seven A run-away victory this week!

7 winners from 7 rounds, pretty realistic.