F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

"Can we swap shirts?"

"No."

ENTRY:

Massa: Talk to me, do you think I could win again?

Carlo Rae Slapson:

"Hey, My name's Roberto
And this is crazy
Luca just told me
To get in your car"


Entre Finalement

After enduring Roberto Carlos's intimidating stare, Massa's top wasn't the only piece of clothing on his body which was wet...

When do we vote?

The world is treated to the longest staring contest in history


Final Entry

BlacqueJacques

When do we vote?

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Sorry, it will be tonight before I get a chance to do anything - I've just started a new job and I don't have my own computer yet - I meant to do it last night at home, but I was collared by a couple of my new workmates and didn't get home until after midnight

RC: Myself and the team don't aprove of your finishing places and will unfortunately have to take care of you. Ferrari ordered it.

Masa:


Sorry its the best I could think of.

Touring Mars

Sorry, it will be tonight before I get a chance to do anything - I've just started a new job and I don't have my own computer yet - I meant to do it last night at home, but I was collared by a couple of my new workmates and didn't get home until after midnight

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Quite alright; just getting anxious eh

Standings (after Round Eight)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 88 pts •
2nd: LewyOs - 70 pts •
3rd: Touring Mars - 69 pts •

4th: DK - 56 pts ••
5th: Flex0r - 50 pts •
6th: Famine - 45 pts •
7th: dhandes - 41 pts •
8th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
9th: Stiggy - 29 pts
10th: RACECAR - 27 pts

11th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
13th: gorsad - 22 pts
14th: Liquid - 21 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th=: tribolik, Omnis - 17 pts
18th=: livemusic, funkyDucks - 16 pts
20th: At 1ness - 15 pts
21st=: FCB-Rizla-TML, 26th: niky - 12 pts
23rd: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
24th=: zed300, BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
26th=: Jimlaad43, GTP_Ingram - 9 pts
28th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
29th: haitch40 - 4 pts
30th=: Sach, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
32nd=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to Famine for winning Round Eight

Congrats Famine.

Congratulations to Famine and all who scored points.

Round Nine - Britain





Alonzo: Hey who took the loo door off its hinges?

Mister Bond, you're... early... Now where did I put my cat...

Touring Mars

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'nando: So I'm about to call Mark a ******* ***** for beating me, when a Scot breaks onto the podium and does it for me!

Fernando Alonso QC - CAIRO!, mumble mumble, Chicken, mumble mumble, Wolly mammoth, mumble mumble, I opened my eyes and - by jingo! I realised I'd married three of 'em, mumble mumble but I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

Fernando explains to Felipe the rules of rock, paper, scissors.

"Now in the event you win, or we both choose paper...
...I still win and get the updates."

...And then your team mate crashes into the wall, and that, children, is how you win races.

Stop taking pictures of me and kill this damn spider on the floor!

The prototype of the Prius solution showed the spikes to be too small and in an awkward place.

Round Nine - Britain





Alonzo: Ahh... grasshopper Phillipe; what question do you wish to ask the wise Master now?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

"Lord Montezemolo, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence..."
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Fernando. I'm here to put your team mate back on schedule."
"I assure you, Lord Montezemolo. My men are working as fast as they can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them..."

For those not in the know... Original quote.

Touring Mars

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Massa: ....Please explain it to me again.

Alonso: *sigh*... it's like office ball.. but you have to push me from the back.

Massa: So.. i push you whilst staying behind, while you score up front and get all the glory?

Alonso: Yeah!, for sure..


Alonso & Massa discuss the rules and philosophies of Ferrari's new Team order building activity exercise/game.