Official GTP Rap- £50 goes to winners charity - NOW CLOSED! Voting will start later.

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Ladies & gentleman.

I've decided to create a competition for the wonderful GTP members that we have. In the spirit of the competition I will be donating £50 to the winners chosen charity. The charity must be official and I will need the winner to supply me with the charities registration number. The charity can be in any country.

The Rules

As with all competitions there are rules. Here they are:

The lyrics must contain:

Reference to at least 5 members of GTP
There must be a reference to at least one car that appears in Gran Turismo
There must be a reference to the GTP premium service
Extra points for "biggin up" GTP.
There is no limit to the length of the lyrics (within reason)
Bonus points if someone also creates a CD cover for their song
No foul language.
It can be funny, serious or just plain bizarre.
You must also have a "rap" name.


Feel free to work in groups or pairs, just make sure that you agree on the charity you want the money to go to.


The deadline for the submission of lyrics will be midnight on the 18th February (my birthday). I will create a poll once all entries have been received. There will be a public vote. In the case of a draw I believe Jordan should have the casting vote.

Remember this is for charity and everyone should have a go.

We also need a "blingin" GTP banner at the top of this thread. All photoshop masters get to work.


Official "G"TP Units

Danny G & ExigeExcel - r^² (Ev) and D-Man 3.141

Sakiale - Seany/Aftermatthew Entertainment- (Sniperscope Records)

Mista X - Smith Will

Jjacks - Flowmaster

Csierap - Cosworth records

Omnis - Omni$

kennythebomb - K-Dog

Klostrophobic- TBC

Casio- Cas Factor 7

r² and D-Man 3.142
 
Does anyone have a hi-res of the GTP globe logo? I will partake in this epic rap affair.
 
I will give this a shot.

Anyone want to work as a team?
 
I'm not partaking, but I'll give out cookies to whoever mentions me in their song. 💡

...and there's this guy called Duck Tracy
I want to spray him in the eye with mace-y.

Courtesy of D-Man 3.141
 
...and there's this guy called Duck Tracy
I want to spray him in the eye with mace-y.

Courtesy of D-Man 3.412

Good work. Keep it going. Keep it fresh.
 
Here's my pimp chalice until someone can supply me with the logo...

 
Are you going to keep a list of comeptitors and teams in the first post Marky-Mark?
 
I'm not feeling the bling. We need diamonds, spinners & grillz.
 
Are you going to keep a list of comeptitors and teams in the first post Marky-Mark?

Yep. If everyone posts there name whether it's team or individual I'll make sure it's listed in the 1st thread.
 
+Rep, this is a wonderful thread, how did come up with this, a brilliant idea 👍
 
Yep. If everyone posts there name whether it's team or individual I'll make sure it's listed in the 1st thread.

I don't know whether I'm solo or in a team yet...

I've made my album cover already.
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I is wantin 2 announce dat myself n ExigeExcel gon' be spittin as a cru, 'cept we don't gots a tag yet so keep it on tha low.

That is all.
 
Final Entry
(MAY BE CHANGED)

Seany/Aftermatthew Entertainment presents:

In association with SniperScope Records….


The World of GT

Listen up, man, it’s the world of GT,
We got pros on here that make it look easy.
Like my boy ICEman, Flat-out and daan,
Been doing this longer than the competitions ran.
So Rogue is back once again, to promote the site,
And gain more Gran Turismo fans, I’m like Young Jeezy, that’s riiight!
We got Photoshop artists like Suzie Q,
Doing customs of 300’s and ‘Slades, leading the Graphic Art crew,
We got galleries, full of foreign cars, that’s ballin’,
Lexanis on that Benz, reaching for the stars, you fallin’,
Like the NWA, let’s express ourselves,
I’m here to revitalize rap, all by myself,
So watch, learn, and listen as I do this,
If I run out of rhymes I’ll straight meditate, like a Buddhist.
We got the boys here, runnin the streets,
Jordan, Duke and the team, turn up the heat,
They workin’ hard, hustling all day,
Don’t need to sell drugs, they earn legal pay,
So if you want to ball, and have power over all,
You can get Premium, and jump into the brawl,
But on a different note, I run the streets, the streets don’t run me,
Young Photoshopper on the grind, doing it nightly.
Don’t do button-ups, just black or white tees,
And if you’re scared, I’d advise you not to fight me.
So let’s go, back to the land of G’s,
Cruisin’ down the Rumble Strip, cant you see?
So come on, we won’t steer you wrong,
In current events, that’s where I get my news from.
So what? You know I’m back and I’m down to do this,
Just a week ago I was in a Honda Civic, but screw it,
Now I worked my way up to Esprits, and Ruf RGTs,
I run the streets, the streets don’t run me.

(fade)


Rome weren't built in a day, homie, and a good rap ain't neither.

Keepin' it low.
Mine are apparently pretty good, and they were freestyled in 5 minutes.. this took 20 cause it's about an unusual subject... and its not as good as normal

ALBUM ART:

Took me bloody ages to find that picture!

Banner:

Too bad the cars are so bloody pixellated :indiff:
It is msPaint work...
 
I like how you put "Final entry" and then, "may be changed." :rolleyes:
 
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a member of the site called GTPlanet

In Gran Turismo 3 born and raised
On the Complex String was where I spent most of my days
Driftin' and Speedin' Crashin' all cool
And all tunin some Hondas outside the racing school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in the GT 3 Forum
I got in one lil fight and some mods got scared
Misnblu said 'You're movin' in with PunkRock and Josh in the Rumble Strip'

I begged and pleaded with vat_man day after day
But they packed my post count and sent me on my way
They gave me a warning and then they gave me the link.
I put Winamp on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Off topic, yo this is bad
Reading random posts that don't make sense.
Is this what the people of The Rumble Strip are Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the random posts, crazy threads
Is The Rumble Strip the type of place they send this sane cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the King of GT

Well, the page loaded and when I looked around
There was a dude who looked like a nut yelling my name out
I ain't trying to help you up your post count
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, and closed the page.

I re-opened IE for a thread and when it loaded
The thread title was HMRCWG and it had a ton of posts in the counter
If anything I can say that this thread was awesome
But I thought I'm not gonna fit in. Yo they're too cool!

I posted about 7 or 8 times at first
And I yelled to Dudebusta 'Yo homes pull up your pants'
I looked at my home
I was finally there
To sit on my ass reading stupid posts.



Mostlikely will be edited.
 
:lol: After what you said about this thread in your podcast MistaX, you actually partake in it? I think GTP needs a "compose your own rock song" contest or something, where we actually have to use an instrument haha.
 
I did say nothing good can come of this, which is true.


But I never said I wasn't going to do my own ;)
 
Yeah, MachOne apparently also thinks this thread is 'pathetic'. He also added that I'm weak and if he ever saw me, he feels obliged to 'kick my ****ing ass.'
 
Go ahead and make a thread about it so then I can make fun of the both of you next week.
 
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