2015 NASCAR Thread - And then there was 1

[The Bman]

Red flag is out at Daytona following the big one for adverse weather. Keselowski confirmed injured by flying sharks in a giant tornado.

Oh wait, wrong race... and TV network. Race isn't on SyFy is it?

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Somewhat off-Topic, but does anyone know whatever happened to the case with Harry Scott and Steve Turner? Judging by the amount of cars I've seen in the K&N Series, I'm assuming Scott won the cases?

Pretty sure they just broke up, assets sold off (except for HScott, which shrank a little and effectively became part of Ganassi.) Steve Turner just faded away it seems

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Red flag is out at Daytona following the big one for adverse weather. Keselowski confirmed injured by flying sharks in a giant tornado.

Oh wait, wrong race... and TV network.

1. HAHAHAHAH. 2. GYAHHH I gonna wait till AFTER the race to hunt all the NASCAR stuff down

EDIT: Annnddd double post cue the bleep machine

 

[GTRacer22]

"He's up high and hhheeeeeeeeee... WOW!

 

[AnthonyD1993]

This is the best racing I've watched this year when the trucks aren't parading around due to a caution.
EDIT: Exhaust pipe just hanging around on track.

 

[Northstar]

That old guy in the wheat field is kind of creepy.

 

[GTRacer22]

We've got debris caution for... An exhaust system on the track?!

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

I bet the truck that just pooped an exhaust system is Looouuuuuudddd

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Sauter's night just went from bad to worse.

And would you look at that, JWT brings out a caution. This race is now complete.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Darnit Townley, this is why we can't have nice races!

 

[GTRacer22]

Surprise surprise!!!

 

[OutlawQuadrnt]

Townley runs out of talent and spins.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Townley runs out of talent and spins.

It's kind of hard for him to run out of talent when he never really had any to begin with.

 

[Northstar]

I think it's kind of unfair to single him out seeing how this race has gone so far.

 

[RACECAR]

That was the most impressive pass after pass after pass by the 63 and 54.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Townley runs out of talent and spins.

Seems to be the thing for alot of the drivers here tonight. Sheesh

 

[Northstar]

NASCAR should award the pace car driver bonus points for leading the most laps.

 

[GTRacer22]

Oh no Jeniffer Jo!

Edit: While we have Ken Schrader with us tonight, why not throw in this little gem?

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[Northstar]

And we're back to gr... nevermind...

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

FOR CRAPSAKES no name indie guys in outmoded trucks get it together 🤬🤬🤬

 

[GTRacer22]

Oh no Jeniffer Jo!

 

[AnthonyD1993]

"And were always ready to lend a helping hand" as a truck gets punted out of the way by another truck in that NCWTS commercial. Also, I'm calling it now- Bobby Pierce will be a name to remember in the truck series in the future because of his performance tonight.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

"And were always ready to lend a helping hand" as a truck gets punted out of the way by another truck in that NCWTS commercial. Also, I'm calling it now- Bobby Pierce will be a name to remember in the truck series in the future because of his performance tonight.

If he wins in that secondhand outmodded Chevy against Bell's factory Toyota entry my jaw will be on the floor

 

[GTRacer22]

And horseface in the wall.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

And horseface in the wall.

Guess he saw the sharks coming

 

[ukfan758]

Someone tell Brian France or someone in his regime to drop a race (Pocono or another snooze fest track) and replace it with Eldora on the cup schedule.

 

[AMPMROCKETFANN]

Someone tell Brian France to drop a race (Pocono or another snooze fest track) and replace it with Eldora on the cup schedule.

Amen brotha

 

[RACECAR]

Tums time, gentleman.

 

[Jahgee]

Trump car

 

[AnthonyD1993]

The race gets Trumped again.