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I thought up this idea awhile back, to try and work out 500 Diffrent ways to loose in a race, it might be possible, but it would be easier with 88,000 people to help
Ok, I'll start off.
It can be for any race , and any reason, as long as it has'nt already popped up.
Please label your reasons with the number at the start .Example : 421)
Ok, I'll start
1) Reverse the race.
2) Use a Fiat 500 in Forumla GT race.
3) Wallride all the corners in New York.
4) Drive with your eyes closed.
5) Have the dreaded monster_man driving.
6) Kick the ps2 out of the nearest window immediately after starting a race.
7) Set all suspension settings to the highest possible, put gears on autoset 1 and take N1 tyres.
8) Play when extremely drunk.
9) Unplug your controller/wheel after race start.
10) Use Brake instead of throttle and be convinced that your adding throttle.
11) Let your sister do the race.
12) Use your feet to drive(no not the ddr mat-way).
13) Pull the plug for the tv when starting a race.
14) Pull the ps2's plug when driving a race.
15) Start the race and go to school/work.
16) Play the race and have sex.
17) Put the autogear to the max and go to autumn ring mini.
18) Race the gtwc with citroen's 2cv.
19) In special conditions ram the wall all the time.
20) Start the race and jump out of the window(so that your legs brake)
21) Use your hands for the pedals on your Steering Wheel, Feet to steer.
22) Instead of using your hands, scream orders at the car, and hope for the best.
23) Once the race starts, unplug the video cable (keep audio connected) and try and race with only the audio to guide you.
24) Start a race and go take a crap.
25) Don't steer at all.
26) Don't change your tyres during the Nurburgring 24 hours race.
27) Wait at the starting line and let them lap you for the total amount of the race and then finish the lap.
28) Or you can lose by fighting for a lead and then dipping in the pits.
29) Pit 3 times on every lap.
30) Drive wearing boxing gloves.
31) Try to down your least favourite drink WHILE driving.
32) Staying on the left side of the road with the brake steeped on.
33) Use a Subaru 360 in any race (exept family cup -10 difficulty).
34) Driving with your face.
35) GT4's physics engine starts to understeer unrealisticly.
36) Smash into the stupid pit lane barrier on Fuji Speedway and stay there for the rest of the race.
37) Cut your fingers off while the race loads.
38) On Seattle, keep drving back to the bottom of the hill, in an attempt to make your car do a big(ger) wheelie.
39) Attempt to control the on-screen car/DS2/DFP with your mind.
40) When you keep smashing the barrier at the end of Nurburgring trying to get into the Grand Prix Track
41) Using a DDR (or generic similar) mat would be a good one.
42) Take a heavily understeering FF car, add maximum ballast to the front and put all the springs on minimum spring rate.
43) Get someone to randomly re-configure the buttons before the race without you knowing.
44) Put your hands in the freezer for 4 hours before you start the race.
45) Hire a monkey to drive the race for you.
46) Get Fisichella to drive the race for you.
47) Every time the AI crashes or goes off the track take a shot of vodka.
48) Eat a curry the night before and get painful bowels during a race the next day.
49) Take 4 sleeping pills then start a 24 hour race.
50) Drive without using your thumbs.
51) Turn your TV upside down.
52) TVR Speed 12 + N1 tyres.
53) Attempt the race while on fire.
54) Press the Turbo button on your special controller.
55) Use an RUF Yellow Bird on Grand Canyon Hard.
56) Start a race then change the channel of you TV to The Simpsons.
57) Drive with hiccups.
58) Autoset gears to 1 and drive the test course stuck in first gear.
59) Get a 1000m controller extension cable, sit as far away as possible and try to watch the race using a telescope.
60) Continuously blink all the way through the race.
61) Try to lick your elbow whilst driving.
62) Use chopsticks to operate your controller.
63) When you need to brake, flip a coin, heads = brake, tails = keep accelerating.
64) Play wearing your friends glasses.
65) Drive going the spped limit in the country the track's in.
66) Coast at least three quarters of every lap to save fuel.
67) Drive with the handbrake stuck on.
68) Do an endurance race without pitting once on qualifying tyres.
69) Stay off the track for the entire race (except the start, of course).
70) Let your B-Spec driver do it!!!
71) Close one eye and watch the tele in a mirror while spinning on a chair.
72) Power goes off.
73) Wallride Twin Ring Motegi.
74) In New York, stop and look both way at the intersections.
75) Set all of the controlls to their complete oppisite.
76) Use a Citroen 2CV in the Nurb 24h race.
77) Race against me (HondaRacer).
78) Placing an iPod on top of the two analog sticks on a DS2. And then steer and alter the gas/brakes by sliding the iPod around on top
79) Look at the screen using binoculars.
80) Talk on MSN while playing.
81) Find a way to complete GT4 with the Mercesdes Motor Wagen.
82) Drive with one hand.
83) Play whilst driving to work.
84) Drive GT4 like you would drive to work and drive to work how you would on GT4.
85) Play while you Girl/Boyfreind is nagging at you.
86) Play while there is hot coffee spilt on your lap.
87) Put acid in your eyes before starting.
88) Play and drive at the same time.
89) Start a race then take the disc out and flush it.
90) Operate the controler with your butt.
91) Get caught stealing something in an Arab country before you begin.
92) Letting your 12 year old sister drive the final lap around Twin Ring.
93) Get into a dark room and put sunglasses on while you put the gt4 screen to the blackest possible.
94) Drive in gt4 like you would lawn the grass,and lawn the grass like you would drive in gt4.
95) Cut your hair while driving.
96) Wash yourself while driving.
97) Eat while driving.
98) Start the race and go make yourself a nice cup of coffee/tea.
99) Drive using a mirror
100) Drink a halfpint of vodka & start last in an all aussie field.
101) You race around Test Course, forgetting that you picked a car from 1883 and you're in a ring with LMP's.
102) On the Test Course, do a 180 at the start of the race and try to reach 300 MPH going the wrong way.
103) Drive the Tsukubu Wet Track in a max-tuned RUF with maximum ballast in the rear using your lips.
104) Dunk your hands in a tub of lard and race in the the Nuburgring 24h.
105) Using a wireless controller, start a race, go to a separate room, and try to drive the car from the other room.
106) Have someone with bad breath sit next to you and breathe through their mouth heavily while racing in the Ice Arena.
107) Start a race, leave, get in a cab, go to the airport, and fly to Tahiti for vacation.
108) Play GT4 using the 'force', not your limbs.
109) Try to drive a race in GT using your real car.
110) Let Famine's mother drive.
111)You could try holding the x button down with your nose and steering with your mouth.
112) play the game whist doing a head stand
113) Commit suicide before you play.
114) Start the Yosemite Rally with a tuned Subaru Impreza WRX STi.Quickly get a cab and go to the airport.Go to america and to the yosemite park.And start driving with yourself irl.
I thought up this idea awhile back, to try and work out 500 Diffrent ways to loose in a race, it might be possible, but it would be easier with 88,000 people to help
Ok, I'll start off.
It can be for any race , and any reason, as long as it has'nt already popped up.
Please label your reasons with the number at the start .Example : 421)
Ok, I'll start
1) Reverse the race.
2) Use a Fiat 500 in Forumla GT race.
3) Wallride all the corners in New York.
4) Drive with your eyes closed.
5) Have the dreaded monster_man driving.
6) Kick the ps2 out of the nearest window immediately after starting a race.
7) Set all suspension settings to the highest possible, put gears on autoset 1 and take N1 tyres.
8) Play when extremely drunk.
9) Unplug your controller/wheel after race start.
10) Use Brake instead of throttle and be convinced that your adding throttle.
11) Let your sister do the race.
12) Use your feet to drive(no not the ddr mat-way).
13) Pull the plug for the tv when starting a race.
14) Pull the ps2's plug when driving a race.
15) Start the race and go to school/work.
16) Play the race and have sex.
17) Put the autogear to the max and go to autumn ring mini.
18) Race the gtwc with citroen's 2cv.
19) In special conditions ram the wall all the time.
20) Start the race and jump out of the window(so that your legs brake)
21) Use your hands for the pedals on your Steering Wheel, Feet to steer.
22) Instead of using your hands, scream orders at the car, and hope for the best.
23) Once the race starts, unplug the video cable (keep audio connected) and try and race with only the audio to guide you.
24) Start a race and go take a crap.
25) Don't steer at all.
26) Don't change your tyres during the Nurburgring 24 hours race.
27) Wait at the starting line and let them lap you for the total amount of the race and then finish the lap.
28) Or you can lose by fighting for a lead and then dipping in the pits.
29) Pit 3 times on every lap.
30) Drive wearing boxing gloves.
31) Try to down your least favourite drink WHILE driving.
32) Staying on the left side of the road with the brake steeped on.
33) Use a Subaru 360 in any race (exept family cup -10 difficulty).
34) Driving with your face.
35) GT4's physics engine starts to understeer unrealisticly.
36) Smash into the stupid pit lane barrier on Fuji Speedway and stay there for the rest of the race.
37) Cut your fingers off while the race loads.
38) On Seattle, keep drving back to the bottom of the hill, in an attempt to make your car do a big(ger) wheelie.
39) Attempt to control the on-screen car/DS2/DFP with your mind.
40) When you keep smashing the barrier at the end of Nurburgring trying to get into the Grand Prix Track
41) Using a DDR (or generic similar) mat would be a good one.
42) Take a heavily understeering FF car, add maximum ballast to the front and put all the springs on minimum spring rate.
43) Get someone to randomly re-configure the buttons before the race without you knowing.
44) Put your hands in the freezer for 4 hours before you start the race.
45) Hire a monkey to drive the race for you.
46) Get Fisichella to drive the race for you.
47) Every time the AI crashes or goes off the track take a shot of vodka.
48) Eat a curry the night before and get painful bowels during a race the next day.
49) Take 4 sleeping pills then start a 24 hour race.
50) Drive without using your thumbs.
51) Turn your TV upside down.
52) TVR Speed 12 + N1 tyres.
53) Attempt the race while on fire.
54) Press the Turbo button on your special controller.
55) Use an RUF Yellow Bird on Grand Canyon Hard.
56) Start a race then change the channel of you TV to The Simpsons.
57) Drive with hiccups.
58) Autoset gears to 1 and drive the test course stuck in first gear.
59) Get a 1000m controller extension cable, sit as far away as possible and try to watch the race using a telescope.
60) Continuously blink all the way through the race.
61) Try to lick your elbow whilst driving.
62) Use chopsticks to operate your controller.
63) When you need to brake, flip a coin, heads = brake, tails = keep accelerating.
64) Play wearing your friends glasses.
65) Drive going the spped limit in the country the track's in.
66) Coast at least three quarters of every lap to save fuel.
67) Drive with the handbrake stuck on.
68) Do an endurance race without pitting once on qualifying tyres.
69) Stay off the track for the entire race (except the start, of course).
70) Let your B-Spec driver do it!!!
71) Close one eye and watch the tele in a mirror while spinning on a chair.
72) Power goes off.
73) Wallride Twin Ring Motegi.
74) In New York, stop and look both way at the intersections.
75) Set all of the controlls to their complete oppisite.
76) Use a Citroen 2CV in the Nurb 24h race.
77) Race against me (HondaRacer).
78) Placing an iPod on top of the two analog sticks on a DS2. And then steer and alter the gas/brakes by sliding the iPod around on top
79) Look at the screen using binoculars.
80) Talk on MSN while playing.
81) Find a way to complete GT4 with the Mercesdes Motor Wagen.
82) Drive with one hand.
83) Play whilst driving to work.
84) Drive GT4 like you would drive to work and drive to work how you would on GT4.
85) Play while you Girl/Boyfreind is nagging at you.
86) Play while there is hot coffee spilt on your lap.
87) Put acid in your eyes before starting.
88) Play and drive at the same time.
89) Start a race then take the disc out and flush it.
90) Operate the controler with your butt.
91) Get caught stealing something in an Arab country before you begin.
92) Letting your 12 year old sister drive the final lap around Twin Ring.
93) Get into a dark room and put sunglasses on while you put the gt4 screen to the blackest possible.
94) Drive in gt4 like you would lawn the grass,and lawn the grass like you would drive in gt4.
95) Cut your hair while driving.
96) Wash yourself while driving.
97) Eat while driving.
98) Start the race and go make yourself a nice cup of coffee/tea.
99) Drive using a mirror
100) Drink a halfpint of vodka & start last in an all aussie field.
101) You race around Test Course, forgetting that you picked a car from 1883 and you're in a ring with LMP's.
102) On the Test Course, do a 180 at the start of the race and try to reach 300 MPH going the wrong way.
103) Drive the Tsukubu Wet Track in a max-tuned RUF with maximum ballast in the rear using your lips.
104) Dunk your hands in a tub of lard and race in the the Nuburgring 24h.
105) Using a wireless controller, start a race, go to a separate room, and try to drive the car from the other room.
106) Have someone with bad breath sit next to you and breathe through their mouth heavily while racing in the Ice Arena.
107) Start a race, leave, get in a cab, go to the airport, and fly to Tahiti for vacation.
108) Play GT4 using the 'force', not your limbs.
109) Try to drive a race in GT using your real car.
110) Let Famine's mother drive.
111)You could try holding the x button down with your nose and steering with your mouth.
112) play the game whist doing a head stand
113) Commit suicide before you play.
114) Start the Yosemite Rally with a tuned Subaru Impreza WRX STi.Quickly get a cab and go to the airport.Go to america and to the yosemite park.And start driving with yourself irl.
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