A pinch and a punch ...

[SandStorm]

... for the first day of the month! No returns!

 

[HUDSONJONES]

your'e too early man!

a punch and a kick for being so quick!

 

[MazKid]

a pinch and a punch for eating my lunch.

I cut a funny!

 

[Ryan2]

Originally posted by MazKid
a pinch and a punch for eating my lunch.

I cut a funny!

i cut the cheese...lol j/k

 

[MazKid]

What's wrong with farting? I find it quite fun...same with my whole family.

 

[troy]

Originally posted by MazKid
What's wrong with farting? I find it quite fun...same with my whole family.

lol

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by HUDSONJONES
your'e too early man!

a punch and a kick for being so quick!

Not in Australia! It's Monday the 2nd here!

 

[SandStorm]

BTW, I said NO RETURNS!
So haaa, the joke is on YOU!

 

[Ryan2]

i have never heard of the pinch and a punch thing

 

[MazKid]

Either have I, I was just going along with it...

 

[Acid X]

I cut one... i did..... about a while ago... but still, i did

 

[SandStorm]

You haven't heard??????????????
:reallyodd

 

[F2002]

Are we like 6 years old ???

anyways, just for the hell of it, pinch punch, scream and kick, flick and pick, 15th of the month...

 

[Klostrophobic]

Most of us are. The average age of a GTP member is 6.4 years.

 

[SandStorm]

... which is 6 years older than Klos is.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Oh, good one. You brought this thread back from the dead to say something really stupid? It's one thing if you said something funny or worthwhile to read...

At four months I can construct an entire sentence, unlike 75 percent of the people here.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Oh, good one. You brought this thread back from the dead to say something really stupid? It's one thing if you said something funny or worthwhile to read...

Well you chose to reply to the thread, I didn't ask you to! (coughd*ckheadcough)

At four months I can construct an entire sentence, unlike 75 percent of the people here.

And after around 8 months here I can construct an entire paragraph, which is more than you can do!

 

[Klostrophobic]

I fail to see these paragraphs that you claim you can construct, yet I can't. Please point me in the direction of one.

Hell, that up there is a paragraph.

 

[Dudebusta]

ahh jazza forget kloss hes a ****head, everyone knows us ozzies are ahead of the yanks for a reason...

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I fail to see these paragraphs that you claim you can construct, yet I can't. Please point me in the direction of one.

Hell, that up there is a paragraph.

A paragraph usually consists of more than two sentences. Like this ...

One day Klostrophobic, a well-known d*ckhead (well-known for his d*ckheadedness) was surfing the Net. He came across a website called GTPlanet.net. He decided to sign up, or register, for this site. Now, the only reason Klostrophobic registered with this site was to spam.
One day not so long ago, a really cool bloke (****in' oath, go all the ozzies) called Jazza came along and cut him down to size.
Now this Klostrophobic person doesn't spam anymore, because if he does, he knows what will happen to him.

The End (Don't applaud, just help me kill Klos)

 

[SandStorm]

Hopefully (doubt it tho) Klos will learn something for this!

 

[whitez]

prob. not!!he never does

 

[SandStorm]

How do you keep Klos busy?
Tell him to read my sig.
BTW the current title is the text above the avatar, below user name, for those who don't know.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Dudebusta
ahh jazza forget kloss hes a ****head, everyone knows us ozzies are ahead of the yanks for a reason...

And what reason is that, Dudebusta? Go on, do the honours!

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by whitez
prob. not!!he never does

True! You have to beat an idea into his head with a mallet! Then it gets lost in all that empty space!

 

[SandStorm]

 

[SandStorm]

Hey, check Klos's title!
What say we get a little army together and go ****head hunting?

 

[Dudebusta]

kloss gets all his fellow knob jockeys together and has an orgy party in his mum.

 

[Dudebusta]

and before someone posts something saying how immature i am, i know but hey, go jump if you dont like it.

 

[Klostrophobic]

par·a·graph Pronunciation Key (pr-grf)
n.
A distinct division of written or printed matter that begins on a new, usually indented line, consists of one or more sentences, and typically deals with a single thought or topic or quotes one speaker's continuous words.
A mark ( ¶ ) used to indicate where a new paragraph should begin or to serve as a reference mark.
A brief article, notice, or announcement, as in a newspaper

Thankfully I didn't learn something from you, as I would have more incorrect knowledge in my head.