All J-Lo!!

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This is for the J-Lo fans that have many pix of her. Me being one, I'll post the first picture and hopefully somebody else will too. This thread is also just to talk about hings we hear about J-Lo.
 

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I have no idea what you guys see in her. She can't sing to save her soul from eternal damnation, she can barely act, and while she does have a fairly nice caboose, the rest of her ain't much - and NONE of it is enough to make up for the fact that she is such a b!tch on stilts most of the time. I don't get it.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
I have no idea what you guys see in her. She can't sing to save her soul from eternal damnation, she can barely act, and while she does have a fairly nice caboose, the rest of her ain't much - and NONE of it is enough to make up for the fact that she is such a b!tch on stilts most of the time. I don't get it.
Simple, she is "unobtainium".
Not something to be possessed by "normal" men. Therefore she is very interesting.

In our heart of hearts we all know that half the girls we know personally are better looking, would probably go out with us if we grew the cajones to ask, and think they were doing all right to be out with us.

Things that make you go "hmmm".
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
I have no idea what you guys see in her. She can't sing to save her soul from eternal damnation, she can barely act, and while she does have a fairly nice caboose, the rest of her ain't much - and NONE of it is enough to make up for the fact that she is such a b!tch on stilts most of the time. I don't get it.

I second that.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
I have no idea what you guys see in her. She can't sing to save her soul from eternal damnation, she can barely act, and while she does have a fairly nice caboose, the rest of her ain't much - and NONE of it is enough to make up for the fact that she is such a b!tch on stilts most of the time. I don't get it.


I disagree with everything you just said. Personally I like her music and I think she act pretty well. So basically what your saying you wouldn't jump into bed with and you wouldn't even go out on date with her if you could.
 
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952



I disagree with everything you just said. Personally I like her music and I think she act pretty well. So basically what your saying you wouldn't jump into bed with and you wouldn't even go out on date with her if you could.

I wouldn't.

What your hormone-laden minds don't look at is the fact that everyone and their brother has probably done her. She's probably had more diseases than most lab rats.

Even if you could ever have the 'opportunity' to sleep with her, she'd probably strip down and be hideously ugly in...certain places.

Cameras have an interesting way of altering your perception.

Just my opinion, of course. Besides, I'm married. So even if she came to me an offered, I'd tell her to buzz off.
 
Originally posted by AltF8


I wouldn't.

What your hormone-laden minds don't look at is the fact that everyone and their brother has probably done her. She's probably had more diseases than most lab rats.

Even if you could ever have the 'opportunity' to sleep with her, she'd probably strip down and be hideously ugly in...certain places.

Cameras have an interesting way of altering your perception.

Just my opinion, of course. Besides, I'm married. So even if she came to me an offered, I'd tell her to buzz off.

I guess if you put it that way, I can feel you about what your saying, but I still think she's sexy as hell!!! :D
 
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952


I guess if you put it that way, I can feel you about what your saying, but I still think she's sexy as hell!!! :D

Sure, nice to look at - but you wouldn't want to live there.

:lol:
 
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952


Do you mean "she is hotter than any other celebrity"?

Cut the poor guy some slack...it's tough to type when you got one of your hands on your ****
 
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