Annoying joke :P

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Originally posted by PunkRock
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Bahahahaaahaha, :rotfl:
 
joke
n.

Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
 
Ok, There's a man in a field dead, there's a 15 foot fence lying around him, and the door is locked from the inside. How did he get there?
 
Originally posted by TVRKing
Ok, There's a man in a field dead, there's a 15 foot fence lying around him, and the door is locked from the inside. How did he get there?

His parachute didn't open and he fell right between the fencing.

Ouch.
 
Well, if the fence is lying all around him...then the fence isn't important - because it fell down. ;)
 
A man is found hung from the rafters of his house. His feet are more than 2 feet off the ground. The doors of the house are locked from the inside, and no objects are around for him to stand on. The only other thing in the room is a puddle of water below where he is hanging.

How could this happen?
 
I think you nailed that one TVR.

A man is lying in a field, dead. There's a package next to the dead man, which, if he would have opened it he wouldn't have died.

What's in the package?
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
I think you nailed that one TVR.

A man is lying in a field, dead. There's a package next to the dead man, which, if he would have opened it he wouldn't have died.

What's in the package?

Insulin. :)
 
Originally posted by rufrgt_sn00pie2001
I think you nailed that one TVR.

A man is lying in a field, dead. There's a package next to the dead man, which, if he would have opened it he wouldn't have died.

What's in the package?

Food?
 
Originally posted by TVRKing
He stood on an ice cube in order to hang himself?

I just came in here to give this exact answer, I have been thinking about awhile, then I stopped started working on something else and this answer hit me like a ton of bricks. Now I have a whole new question to think about and answer to late! :D

thanks rufrgt_sn00pie2001!
 
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