Arnold Schwarzenegger's One-Liners

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It cannot die. I will not let it! Everytime I try to breathe new life into it, only two or three people respond. We need Famine back in here too! Anyway, since Solid Lifters hasn't been in here in a few days, here's another one from me:

"You're luggage."
 
Eraser (to a crocodile he just shot).

Every time I try to think of a new one, my brain reverts back to "Benny? Scruuuuuuuu yuuuuuuuuu!"

"Hahahahaha! You think this is the real (censored)? It is!"
 
That's my favourite part from Total Recall, when he does that laugh and says, "ha ha ha ha ha. You think this is the real Quaid? It is." Brilliant.

"If you're going to learn how to fight, do it with a real weapon. Not with a toothpick!"
 
I've heared that I'm sure of it, is it Total recall or The running man?
 
Nope. If we carry on like this, you'll eventually get it by default, so here's a clue. You've obviously got guns on your brain, but surely not all "weapons" are guns?!
 
collateral damage?

i dont even know what this thread is mainly about. just a thrown up movie. lol.
 
ohhhhh. what about T2 with the guy and his sword arm thingy?
 
Omnis, I love ya, but don't post something in which you admit that you don't really know what the thread is about. It's a simple concept: someone lays down a quote found in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and everyone tries to guess which movie it's from. The first person to guess correctly gets to go next.

This is the longest everyone's been stumped I think. And no one has guessed correctly, though Omnis you're close with your T2 guess, albeit only because you used the word "sword" in your post...
 
I could be an arse and make you waste another post guessing which one, but to spare everyone the annoyance, I'll give it to you. It was from Conan the Destroyer when the girl wants to learn how to fight to impress Conan, so Grace Jones is going to teach her with her staff thing, but Conan, drunk as all hell, intervenes and tries to teach her how to wield his massive sword which must weigh 40 pounds!

Your turn, Demon.
 
That's two Arnie movies I don't think I've ever watched properly. You gave us some clues but I expect it was getting boring for you. It was Omnis that finished it for me. Could be the most challenging one liner ever!

"Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"
 
demon of speed
That's two Arnie movies I don't think I've ever watched properly. You gave us some clues but I expect it was getting boring for you. It was Omnis that finished it for me. Could be the most challenging one liner ever!

"Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"
Ooh, I know this one, and I'm willing to bet I'm one of the only people who've not only seen this movie, but am not ashamed to admit I own a copy of it as well! But I won't guess it just yet because I think it may stump the others for a while! Good job Demon!
 
My guess: Hercules in New York. Never bothered to watch it in its entirety, just watched for the hilarity that ensues when you dub Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice with another guy's that sounds as intimidating as a pimply-faced 15 year old pretending to be a 'thug'.
 
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